2023-12-17 at 2:41 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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If it was just family it would be okay but for the last several years my brother has been inviting all these hobos he meets while voting democrat. Now Christmas at my mom's is trying to squeeze by men wearing dresses to get to some food that a morbidly obese cow woman is complaining about not being gluten free enough for her pie hole.
TBH I would rather stay home but my wife called me "the grinch" for suggesting that so today we are going and when my wife starts spazzing out over the terribly uncomfortable atmosphere I'm going to video tape her and have her sign a legal paper stating she will never drag me to this against my will again.
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2023-12-17 at 2:50 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
tell them that j'ews did 9/11
2023-12-17 at 3:04 PM UTC
show them your new swasstika tattoo.
2023-12-17 at 3:13 PM UTC
Wear a Donald Trump t-shirt.
2023-12-17 at 5:16 PM UTC
best mass is today folx if you missed it theres a service tonight with the best liturgical music you ever heard in your life
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2023-12-17 at 7:25 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
It wasn't as bad as i expected.
Im tired and full.
2023-12-17 at 9:44 PM UTC
tell me more about her ass
2023-12-17 at 9:56 PM UTC
My mother in laws stupid hannukah party
If it was just mny christian family it would be okay but for the last several years my transgender girlfriends jedi mother has been inviting all these hebrews from their church to meet while singing hannukah songs. Now "Christmas" at my mother in laws is trying to squeeze by rabbis spinning dreidels to get to some latkes that a morbidly obese ashkenazi woman is complaining about not being kosher enough for her pie hole.
TBH I would rather stay home but my girlfriend called me "a nazi" for suggesting that so today we are going and when my girlfriend starts jediing out over the terribly uncomfortable atmosphere I'm going to stick her in the oven and cook her like a roast turkey and serve her to the entire dinner party and then claim to the media she was sacrificed to Moses by radical hebrews in the name of good will to the genocide of moslems on christmas, Oy Vey!
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2023-12-17 at 10:12 PM UTC
They kept trying to take us to see their jedi light festival and I shouted "YOU ALL WORSHIP THE WRONG GOD, I Don'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ABRAHAM" and they all gasped and now we aren't allowed back for hannukah, whenever the fuck that is. I hope their candle goes out this year and they lose the war
2023-12-17 at 11:43 PM UTC
none of this ever happened and Fona was bored and wrote a story
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2023-12-17 at 11:52 PM UTC
i wonder what his wifes boyfriends daughters best friends moms best friends shitpussy looks like
