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Posts by D4NG0

  1. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I always wanted someone to cum inside me so much that it made me burst open at "the seams" but I never knew what seams would burst open first. — only one way to find out, BENJAMIN. —

    Just stick a hose up your ass and turn it on. Fantasy fulfilled.
  2. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Yeah, he warmed it up in the oven himself and even cleaned up a bit.
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    Elena Kagan
  4. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I hate those fuckers who haven't trained their dogs well and therefore have to use leashes ALL. THE. TIME. Especially the faggots who own little dogs.
  5. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Ok, not really, but I had a moment today.

    When I came home from work, I walked in on Tommy eating pizza instead of one of the many other (healthier) snacks available. In fact, he wasn't eating just any pizza, but the one I specially made and stuck in the freezer to have at night with beer. He was happy as ever, and all I could think about was how he was eating MY WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Little shit. Fuck you, Tommy. FUCK. YOU.

    Anyway, no, I didn't strangle him, I just sent him upstairs to do homework after admonishing him for spoiling dinner. He doesn't know how weirdly pissed I got. I suppose it's a little childish, but I miss my pizza, dammit.

    Parenting is weird.
  6. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Nope, i can confirm that having a semi-fulfilling career doesn't help

    He's never maintained a legitimate job though, so it's worth a shot.
  7. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by RisiR † Word my nikkuh. Forget this thread, though. Not gonna happen. I'll instead just become myself again and do drugs each and every day all day. I only have an infite amount of time in this world so why not enjoys myself to the motherfickung fullest.

    I'll start gambling again and chill with multi-grand-escorts again. Fucking hell yeah. Fuck. I can already feel the taste of pussy mixed with heavy anesthesia from the powder.

    One day I'll name my children Anesthesia, Kush and Benzo.

    I think part of your problem is that you have no real career. Instead of having a job, you seem to just indulge in drugs and wallow around in your own dark thoughts and depression all day. Do something productive with your life, and then maybe we won't have to suffer these threads every week.
  8. D4NG0 motherfucker
    If a chick is caught lying about a rape, she should face the same penalty her rapist would have if convicted.
  9. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I vote we start by brutally killing all half breeds.
  10. D4NG0 motherfucker
    You look like Ralph from the Simpsons.
  11. D4NG0 motherfucker
    blacks are pedos and infinityshock wins the thread. case closed.
  12. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I'm back because I have questions. I've had a hard time lately with some personal problems and I'm headed down a dark dark path I'm afraid.

    Did you lose your hot wife?
  13. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Lair. You have 1000.
  14. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick Never have I felt pardoned by the love in me, but that's exactly what you did. You inflated my heart, and then you disappeared. I've waited patiently, but you never call. I've sent emails, but you don't get back to me. This isn't the end, I promise, but I'm barely hanging on. I can't bear the burden of your absentee passion forever.

    I'm only a man, and lately I hardly even feel that. I need to see you, I have to feel you near me. I can keep on loving you, but with each day I grow toward an equal measure of loathing. I don't want someone else; fuck everyone else. I just need a sign, Karen. I need to know that it's okay to keep waiting, and then I'm yours for however long it takes.

    Speak to me, Karen. It's the only right thing to do.

    With Love,

    Zanick

    I'm glad to hear you finally forgave your sister for molesting you as a kid.
  15. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll pay money for you to force cupocheer and totse3.com to use alts. PM me to discuss the deal.

    Sure.
  16. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Someone please quote me the verse in the bible where it says a good Christian of any flavor can't enter heaven after they've suicided?

    It's nowhere. Only in Catholic doctrine, which frequently deviates from the Bible. Christians can blow their brains out and still go to heaven if they're saved; it'd just be a sinful way to go.

    Originally posted by mmQ The Bible says there is only ONE unforgivable sin which is blasphemy of the holy spirit, which of course is ambiguous as fuck.

    That refers to religious leaders of the time who saw the works Jesus and knew he was God, but chose to openly declare otherwise.
  17. D4NG0 motherfucker
    He's not a bot, he just hates niggers. And faggots. But especially nigger faggots.

    Like you.
  18. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I identify as sane.
  19. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Why not?
  20. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Nothing to complain about. Are you close with your mother?
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