Posts by D4NG0

2018-12-15 at 5:22 AM UTC in Take a hot bath as hot as you can stand and stay in as long as you can.

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In America they seem to have this shitty temerature control on the water systems so things are never too hot. Or maybe it's the houses. In Russia, water can come out of the tap near boiling point. Not in the US. It's hot tub tier at best.

2018-12-15 at 5:18 AM UTC in A million questions

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A shitty modern rendition of an old Christmas carol.

What's the longest you've slept consecutively?

2018-12-15 at 5:07 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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How fresh is the corpse? I wouldn't want to have to dig a hole again.

2018-12-15 at 4:59 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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Originally posted by RisiR † Christianity is a jedi cult.

Oh hey. You haven't suicided yet. Cool.

2018-12-15 at 4:57 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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Originally posted by GGG All religions are pretty cult worthy. At least if you go to church it is.

Yeah, kinda agree.

2018-12-15 at 4:56 AM UTC in Marriage

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Originally posted by GGG Congratulations man! I'm happy for you. How'd you pop the question?

Thanks! After a night out we were walking through town looking at Christmas decorations and when we got to a certain...landmark I just asked her. I had been thoughtfully steering the conversation leading up to it, and had a stupid little speech planned out (a short one. Not one of those long, "I knew since the day I met you" cringy bullshit).

Originally posted by Ghost Divorce her and take all her stuff

She doesn't have 'stuff'. I'm basically providing for her in exchange for sex, cooking and cleaning, and childcare. Isn't that what marriage is?

2018-12-15 at 4:40 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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Originally posted by Zanick You're wrong, and you should be ashamed of your ignorance. And since when are you not a Catholic? Surely you're at least a monotheist who grew up in that neighborhood, I swear I've seen you reference your religion around here. What the fuck are you supposed to be? Explain yourself, asshole, I need to know.

Christian. Catholicism is like a fucking cult.

Originally posted by aldra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Greenlee

Win. Where do you even find these things?

2018-12-14 at 7:11 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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I'm not Catholic, and this is still ghey.

2018-12-14 at 7 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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My understanding is that this thread is ghey, and that was my way of telling you.

2018-12-14 at 6:58 AM UTC in Happiness is an unrealistic goal

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Originally posted by mmQ What's life about then, on an individual basis?

Serving God, eating, drinking, and being merry. Or, if you're Catholic, being Mary.

2018-12-14 at 6:53 AM UTC in Marriage

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Thanks. I honestly wasn't prepared for her to say yes. I mean, I knew she would, but my brain still hasn't grasped what comes next. Getting married was always what other people do.

2018-12-14 at 6:51 AM UTC in Happiness is an unrealistic goal

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Originally posted by GGG Didn't say you did nigga. I said some people. They think being numb and just content/okay is some special mental illness.

Then they need to learn life isn't about them and their feels. Let's drop them in a warzone.

2018-12-14 at 6:49 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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My apologies. I see now you've converted your trauma so that fucking your sister is an active fantasy.

2018-12-14 at 6:43 AM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail

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Originally posted by RisiR † You should have saved them from the jedi.

That was your fucking job.

2018-12-14 at 6:36 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.

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I've never seen incestual trauma written so poetically. Good job.

2018-12-14 at 6:33 AM UTC in Happiness is an unrealistic goal

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Originally posted by GGG Some people see that normal resting state as being depressed.

I said contentedly numb. Not numb in the depressed sense.

2018-12-14 at 6:31 AM UTC in My daughter just died

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Originally posted by RisiR † Douglass E. Monks

DOB: 6-26-87

4410 Avenue F, Appartment 309

Austin, TX 78751

IP: 72.182.102.192

Phone: (+1)512-945-6786

Arrest Record
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/search?first_name=Douglas&last_name=Monks&state=TX

Possible Relatives
Paula Berry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paula.monks.77 and https://www.facebook.com/pbmonks

Larry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/larry.monks.902

Steven Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/steven.monks.79

Riley Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/riley.monks

That this is still being passed around makes me snicker.

Fuck you Bill Krozby.

If someone hasn't already (not reading 7 pages) I'm going to find your daughter's landwhale of of mother's Facebook and see if there are some neat funeral pics. But you're probably lying anyway.

2018-12-14 at 6:14 AM UTC in Marriage

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She said yes o.O

now wat

2018-12-14 at 6:09 AM UTC in Happiness is an unrealistic goal

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Well someone's angsty.

Being happy 24/7 would be weird - and exhausting. Like how you describe, I'd say usually I'm contentedly numb with occasional feelings of happiness throughout the day. I imagine most people experience something similar. There's nothing wrong with this of course, so I don't see the point of this thread. Who honestly wants to be a bubbly moron with a perpetual grin?

2018-10-12 at 6:46 PM UTC in I like the DH people

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die, incel

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