I hate you, Karen.

1. 2018-09-23 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Never have I felt pardoned by the love in me, but that's exactly what you did. You inflated my heart, and then you disappeared. I've waited patiently, but you never call. I've sent emails, but you don't get back to me. This isn't the end, I promise, but I'm barely hanging on. I can't bear the burden of your absentee passion forever.
   
   I'm only a man, and lately I hardly even feel that. I need to see you, I have to feel you near me. I can keep on loving you, but with each day I grow toward an equal measure of loathing. I don't want someone else; fuck everyone else. I just need a sign, Karen. I need to know that it's okay to keep waiting, and then I'm yours for however long it takes.
   
   Speak to me, Karen. It's the only right thing to do.
   
   With Love,
   
   Zanick
2. 2018-09-23 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #2
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga
3. 2018-09-23 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga

   
   You know Karen was a spam bot... right?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Discount Whore 2.0
4. 2018-09-23 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Who?
5. 2018-09-23 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #5
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Zanick Never have I felt pardoned by the love in me, but that's exactly what you did. You inflated my heart, and then you disappeared. I've waited patiently, but you never call. I've sent emails, but you don't get back to me. This isn't the end, I promise, but I'm barely hanging on. I can't bear the burden of your absentee passion forever.
   
   I'm only a man, and lately I hardly even feel that. I need to see you, I have to feel you near me. I can keep on loving you, but with each day I grow toward an equal measure of loathing. I don't want someone else; fuck everyone else. I just need a sign, Karen. I need to know that it's okay to keep waiting, and then I'm yours for however long it takes.
   
   Speak to me, Karen. It's the only right thing to do.
   
   With Love,
   
   Zanick

   
   I'm glad to hear you finally forgave your sister for molesting you as a kid.
6. 2018-09-23 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by -mal- You know Karen was a spam bot… right?

   
   Zanick, is this true?
7. 2018-09-23 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga

   
   I'd rather let the wound fester until I'm more rot than human.
   
   

   Originally posted by -mal- You know Karen was a spam bot… right?

   
   False. And, hello!
   
   

   Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult Who?

   
   Fuck you motherfucker.
   
   

   Originally posted by D4NG0 I'm glad to hear you finally forgave your sister for molesting you as a kid.

   
   I have not, and I wasn't actually molested. It's not a personalized user title.
   
   

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Zanick, is this true?

   
   No.
8. 2018-09-23 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Fuck me? Fuck you!
9. 2018-09-23 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #9
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Sounds like you need a tulpa OP
10. 2018-09-23 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #10
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I wish I could be Karen.
11. 2018-09-23 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #11
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Don’t know why I laugh every time I read this title
    
    Or even say it in RL
    
    “I hate you Karen”!
    
    LOL
12. 2018-09-23 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #12
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by CandyRein Don’t know why I laugh every time I read this title
    
    Or even say it in RL
    
    “I hate you Karen”!
    
    LOL

    
    Maybe he is speaking to you in an odd kind of way.
13. 2018-09-23 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #13
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Don’t know why I laugh every time I read this title
    
    Or even say it in RL
    
    “I hate you Karen”!
    
    LOL

    
    It's IRL.
14. 2018-09-23 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Maybe.
    
    But then Again, maybe not.
    If anyone were to Hate me, they would just say so directly. Anything else is kinda reaching out.
    
    Also. Just cuz u Miss a person, doesn't mean u Love them & mean the absolute best for them.
    
    Salute.
15. 2018-09-23 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #15
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Maybe.
    
    But then Again, maybe not.
    If anyone were to Hate me, they would just say so directly. Anything else is kinda reaching out.
    
    Also. Just cuz u Miss a person, doesn't mean u Love them & mean the absolute best for them.
    
    Salute.

    
    Are you on drugs too?
16. 2018-09-23 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nah bro.
17. 2018-09-23 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I don't need a Superman. I just wanna do me. I appreciate whatever it ever was u thought u were doing.
18. 2018-09-23 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #18
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I was just askin cause you fit in, do you..
19. 2018-09-23 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I do Not.
20. 2018-09-23 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #20
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Oh I was sayin "do you" as in "you do you" like you said.