Originally posted by Grylls
SHALL I ASK MY FAKE CHINESE GURLFRIEND
yeah dude, she is lower class poor trying to green card her way into your heart so I bet she knows all kinds of rural chinese cheap rice dishes made with gutter oil and strange herbs. send em my way <3
Originally posted by gadzooks
Step 1: boil rice. Step 2: consume.
Yeap, thats good too. I am not a huge fan of MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING sauce so I just add a bunch of salt and eat it like dat. But I enjoy cooking on a budget trying to stretch as much flavor as I can with minimal effort and cost. We got a good cheap pasta recipe where its just basil and butter with spaghetti noodles and its damn delicious. Uses a lot of butter though (aka cheap margarine)
fucking black bean rice salad this is the same thing but better
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Sleep at normal time wake up feeling like dying and thinking about suicide with a panic attack because lack of caffeine.
The only thing that will make me feel better is drugs. There is no going back now and I spent all my allowance on coffee so now I will spend more on coffee and make a giant pot with twenty scoops and chug it
Anything to not feel like this. I've had an easier time on heroin what the hell although I would drink a morning coffee after puking my guts out and snorting a bunch of H and Molly so idk what anymore
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What a fucking scumbag piece of shit ripping of Jack Layton like that. He was my favorite politician when I was a kid because he talked about legalizing weed in 2005.
Go fuck yourself Joe Biden, anyone who supports him is an enemy of Canada. Maybe that senile old fuck should write his own words instead of ripping of Canadian legends. How could you vote for such a hack? At least Trump has the mental clarity to write his own damn speeches, some of which he just gives off the cuff.
There is no defending Biden here. Either you agree with ripping off Canada or you don't, and if you do than you are as big of a piece of shit for defending a plagiarist as Biden is for disrespecting the good name of Jack Layton, RIP
Some homeless fuck touched me the other day and I snapped and yelled at him to get the fuck away from me you faggot ass bitch and then he got all mad at me for calling him a faggot like WHAT U CALL ME WHAT U SAY BRO. I was holding my keys between my knuckles ready to gouge his eyes out and curb stomp him.
Wrong fucking person pal. It was right outside my house so I could easily come back out with a dirty kitchen knife and see how well it punctures his neck. Hes lucky he caught me in a time in my life where I'm not willing to throw it all away for nothing.
I'll show these homeless fucks some real mental illness and maybe they will learn not to interact with random people on the street because sometimes those people can be crazier with less to lose than them
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She doesn't understand people like us that used to not care if we lived or died, drugs used to be my only friend. You don't even drink, which is way worse than weed. It's literally medicine, doctors don't prescribe people to get drunk, ever.
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The first time I took shrooms was driving from BC to Calgary on the highways in the rocky mountains with my friend and dad. He let us drive while tripping
I remember sitting there wondering how will I know when it kicks in. Am I high yet? And then suddenly it was like BOOM OH FUK I instantly knew I was high on shrooms and its a damn good feeling that first time a psychedelic kicks in. There is nothing else like it
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