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  1. it's because zop is excreted in the saliva so you are tasting the drug. Most drugs taste like shit. I have licked many things like MDMA, Mescaline and Meth and they all taste HORRIBLE. bundy citrate is straight from hell unless you mix it, i tried it raw and almost puked from just taking a tiny sip and it burned my mouth and throat with acid

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  2. Originally posted by Wariat thats actually not a bad idea.mmake it like the audience is part or the show,

    Watch an episode of Anthony Bourdains show I think it's on YouTube. Do it like that style but with drinking culture and get someone to record you getting into fights

    You could put it on YouTube I would watch that.
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  3. Just because you smoke meth a few times a year doesn't make you a drug addict. I do worry about my mental health when I think that I haven't gone without it longer than a year in 6 years now.

    It's not like I miss it that much when I don't have it. Like right now I want to and can get some but i'm just like nah ill do it later idk whatever.

    A drug addict is someone that keeps buying a bag even after they just finished a bag. I can go months without doing a hard drug, its more fun that way because tolerance.

    I will admit to being a drug abuser though. I do not pace myself when i'm on it
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  4. I could see it now late night on CNN replacing the Anthony Bourdain timeslot. See warioat get into a bar fight and be deported from every country on earth for being a meat head.

    The show will start off with you talking about the history of drinking culture and walking around outdoors in the country looking at landmarks and then you say something witty and then you say to the camera "come on you can buy me a beer" so the audience feels like they are there with you.

    Then after you have a shot of you being seated and smiling looking at the wall decorations you say what bar or pub you're in and talk about the drinking history and cool stuff they serve and say the food is good.

    And then after you have a few drinks you start interviewing people and asking them about the local culture. There's a guy and a girl and you are asking them questions on camera. You ask them if they are together and they say no just friends so you try to hook up with her but anohter Jake hat walks in probbsly a chav like chinatavian and buys her a drink and acts all flirty and she just goes along with it like wtf

    So you get more drunk and pick a fight with the dude and get arrested and the final scene is being filmed of you in the drunk tank and you say to the camera "I guess no matter where in the world you are people will always be jerks"

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  5. She made you into a better person
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  6. Yeah

    It's a holiday here so everything is closed. Have a good day at work 💎 💟
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  7. Yeah he's a real monster, waking up early going to work and such. What ever will we do if he goes on like this!

    He's taking up that precious front page with his blog threads, space that could much better used to post someones PI or a cock nose.
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  8. Daily reminder that Newtotse only exists so helladamgay can see people's IP addresses

    Stay far away from that place
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  9. You know what else was around?

    Not your dad
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  11. What are you getting at the grocery store? my suggestion is to make nuts and bolts

    2 cups of salted butter melted
    1 tbsp seasoning salt
    3 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
    2-3 tbsp garlic powder
    1 tbsp paprika
    8 cups of Crispix Cereal plain corn and rice
    4 cups of Rice Chex
    4 cups plain Cheerios
    4 cups of pretzel sticks
    1 box cheese stick crackers
    Optional spices: 1/2 tbsp onion powder very good 1/2 tbsp dried dill,

    Instructions

    Preheat your oven to 250 degrees F.
    In a very large roaster, combine the cereals, nuts, crackers and pretzels. In microwave (or on stove) melt butter and mix in spices and Worcestershire. Pour over dry ingredients and stir gently to mix thoroughly.
    Bake at 250 degrees for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring gently with a spoon every 25 minutes or so.
    The mix will be done when you can see that all of the butter mixture has been absorbed and is dry.



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  12. I want to see these tapes of him browsing TOTSE in his diapers in 1997. Bump this thread to sign the petition

    RELEASE THE TAPES!!

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  13. tech is a staunch monogamist, you perv
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  14. ps epstein did kill himself

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian







    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  15. My girlfriend doesn't like me to have female friends and I don't blame her. I'm used to having lots of gal pals and fooling around a bit with them.

    I don't want to be put in any kind of situation like that. Not because I think I'll do something but because I would feel bad for the person for rejecting them
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  16. I never tried it but this is my favorite trip report of the same drug

    https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=54912

    "This experience was so radical I still remember it vividly after 30 years.

    My friends came up on a pallet load of expired drugs from a hospital headed for the hazmat dump site. We went thru the hard stuff MS, Diluadid, Dexoxyn, etc. With a rip roaring drug habit I started digging thru all the little bottles of unknown stuff. Thats when I came across the vial of pure Scopolamine Hydrobromide used for compounding and formulation.

    The Drug Reference said it was used in over the counter sleep tablets, and I needed some sleep bad. I swallowed about ½ grain and injected ½ grain. BIG MISTAKE.

    It was about 9:00pm and I don’t remember much of the next 12 hours. My stepson said I crawled around all night eating lint balls off the shag carpet and mumbled to myself. At times I felt perfect, except I couldn’t walk and the hallucinations were so vivid I thought they were real. I was so bad my stepson helped me get to a payphone to call the ambulance but the numbers on the phone were backward like in Russian.

    The fire department came and took me to the ER. My body was like on a PCP overdose, and I could not even stay on the exam bed but kept slipping off onto the floor. It was funny cause I would go from a clear mind to talking to people who were not there. They shot me with valium 3 times to no effect. My heart rate was over 200 and my mouth so dry I could not talk.

    The cops came, accused me of resisting arrest, and put me in a choke hold. After beating my butt right in front of the nurses, they took me to jail and tossed me into the rubber room. There I kept seeing a detective shove his handgun into the cell and pull the trigger. “Click” but no shot. He would laugh and pull his hand out. This happened over and over. Then I saw my grandma get thrown into the bull pen right across the hall. I saw the thugs rape her over and over. I was sure I could knock down the cell door and slammed into it with all my weight over and over. It was screaming I would kill those punks and they were all pointing and laughing at me.

    It was 12:00 am the second night, the watch commander opened the cell to check on me at change of shift. I leapt from flat on my back like a cat and bit him so bad he had to go on work comp then retire. After that, they called me the biter. All the time I was in the padded cell I thought I saw pills all over the floor. I kept eating the pills hoping to come down. I thought there was a bowl of valiums in the middle. It was really the crap hole in the rubber room. Gross.

    They took me upstairs the 3rd day to a medical unit. I thought I had a long sword stuck down my pant leg. I was walking with a stiff leg and the cops kept asking why I was walking funny. Over the next 12 hours my toilet was singing do-wop, my towel was Popeye’s kid Sweetpea swinging around the bars, and I was stuck in a standoff between the Hells Angeles and the Black Panthers. I must have killed a dozen men with my sword.

    The third night I was afraid to move because I would set off a war and I was right in the line of fire. I lay frozen for at least 10 hours. The Black Panthers kept throwing dead cats into my cell.

    The fourth morning I had to go to court so Mental Health interviewed me. I denied taking any illicit drug, knew who was president, what day it was, and where I was. I told them everything was fine ‘cept they keep throwing dead cats into my cell.

    When I got back to my cell I noticed I could see more clearly, was able to shave (Had to threaten a fellow prisoner with beheading if he didn’t give me a razor) and went to court. I mustered every ounce of strength and told the judge it was all a big mistake. My wife had filed a police brutality report over the hospital incident and they let me go.

    It took over a week and a lot of downers for it to wear off completely. I know what it is to be insane and come back. Don’t recommend it."
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  17. da cock noses fuys! fuys!
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  18. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  19. People say Cheetos is evil but William Clinton caused a sexual revolution by confirming blowjobs aren't sex.

    Check the statistics. The amount of teenagers that said they experienced oral sex went up dramatically after that because back in those days everyone was a semi Christian normie and people saved themselves for marriage.

    Now look at our world with tinder and blowjobs being basically expected in a relationship. And look at those people with herpes.

    All Trump did was grope some woman and have sex. Clinton caused a dimensional shift and permanently changed the entire global perspective of sex and altering human history in countless ways at the most key time in the history of the earth when globalism and the internet became a thing.
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  20. This is after a week of not doing dishes or cleaning. I clean as I go and do a terrible job. Most of the plates are sitting on the dinner table covered in crumbs. I gotta do a big clean this weekend and clean all the dishes. Theres still a bunch of clean shit but what I do is use one plate over and over. I use these every day so I always keep them in the sink

    idk where the utensils are

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