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2022-03-01 at 4:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-03-01 at 1:23 AM UTC in Why do you drink?It's fun until it hurts
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2022-02-28 at 8:38 PM UTC in Last night, i had sex with a woman who was passed out drunk...jk
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2022-02-28 at 8:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-28 at 7:48 PM UTC in Last night, i had sex with a woman who was passed out drunk...
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2022-02-28 at 7:10 PM UTC in I've been taing 4x the recomended dose of these caffeine tabletsnice
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2022-02-28 at 7:09 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
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2022-02-28 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-28 at 7:03 PM UTC in i am seriously finally comfortableI hope you die, nigger
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2022-02-28 at 6:57 PM UTC in Is there anyone on this website who doesn't exhibit autistic tendencies?
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2022-02-28 at 6:55 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man OEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOE
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2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man THE MANY SIDES OF SCRAWNY
YOU'VE SEEN PSYCHOSIS SCRAWN, WITHDRAWL SC. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RELAPSE SCRAWNY
Some argue this is the most annoying manifestion of my existence, but I think I can go further. This is just one of the loudest. Last time RELAPSE SCRAWNY poked his ugly head out from the depths I ended up losing my password to MR.HAPPY:) , trying heroin and burning down the crack shack. This is also the time I first joined RDFRN, lost my job of 5 years and did all kinds of insane shit, punched a police officer, cut myself with a box cutter at work and needed 27 stitches (why I got fired lol)
I just picked up 3000mg bundy and 1000mg DPH. I have weed, beer and I'm gonna phone up danny, get fucked up and spend the rest of the weekend buying bitcoin, doing the lick, sending angry messages to my ex girlfriends on facebook, adding girls with STDs from the DIRTY, go on craigslist, GRINDR and plenty of fish and get really fucked up high level psychosis and order a bunch of research chemicals on the darknet to my moms house and black out.
I'm gonna go on tinychat.com/tinybltc if anyone wants to watch me meltdown.
Happy Zaint zattex day everyone!.
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2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man happy zaint zattex day everyone
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man When you finish the gram but its Still zaint zattex day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
is this a good banner?
i only have ms paint so i wasn't able to crop the things well, can someone else help me make this presentable
here are the source images
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000VLYLS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/rmcollins3/schurch4_zps141d89b5.jpg
http://cdn.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/963/963016.jpg
http://img05.deviantart.net/6806/i/2010/228/9/1/illuminati_triangle_by_engel08.jpg
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2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Because it's zaint zattex day and they can't zcore like the pros. They are too busy playing in the trash sucking each other off to PI and garbage.
They can't front page flush, they can't eternally wreck people like you do to multiple fags across many threads.Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
happy zaint zattex day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Im not allowed to post rattex anymore because it triggers these fucking scum bag piece of shit PI rat real life cop calling bitch ass motherfuckers. I don't talk to people who call cops
happy zaint zattex day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man pull up 5 years later in a top drop six
pull up Δ + 2 years later
pull up Δ + (Δ x [2/Δ]) years later
pull up Δ + (Δ x [{Δ - 1}/Δ]) years later on zaint zattex day
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2022-02-28 at 6:50 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's DayIn my dreamz I was told "The Rulez of Zaint Zattex day have been revealed to you scrawny" apparently Zaint zattex day isn't a day at all, its the entire 90 day big brother Canada season.
Also I found the Zimmy, its location was also revealed to me. I still need to find that zhard I dropped.. It was medium sized. I fear it may have been crushed in the heat of Zaint zattex lastnight. Hiding drugs always leads to such clumsy mezz. Thats right folks I gotta hot date with some eyeballs to the carpet action examine every particle in the room until I deem it unfindable.
Happy Zaint Zattex day everyone!. Its blizzarding outzide which is perfect for Zaint zattex.
As I approached the bus I saw it turn the corner and for a brief moment I considered quickly dashing away, skipping the bus, phoning my friend waking him up to drive me to work. I cannot take the bus when I am on polyzubstance abuse.. All I do I sweat and puke and spill coffee and make a huge zcene.. Too many people in a small enclosed space. It would be fine if it was just me I could zit in the back, open a window and ztealth puke but when its a fucking mobile rattex trap on wheels with people on every seat and people standing shoulder to shoulder you can not do a fucking but sit there like a rat in a cage
I formulated some plan before I zlept to stop redosing until Friday but its still Zaint zattex day so I dont know anymore.
Happy zattex to all. Zaint zattex day is the time of year when you are most likely to score tech. All you gotta do is walk around a bad area high on bundy with triangles on the mind. Its easy, if I can pull a front page flush out of my ass so can you!
http://niggasin.space/thread/8734
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2022-02-28 at 6:47 PM UTC in It's Almost St. Paddy's Day
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the money raised will be used to buy more meth and spam the forum again. We can also hire indians punjabs for 1 ⱤAT/hr to spam and dig up some old heads like infinityshock and some plural tekromancers out of retirement
IT'S ALMOST ZAINT ZATTEX FOLX
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it'/s almost zaint zattex folx you know what that means
Originally posted by Ghost False shamrock
Shamrock = saint patricks day but false…. corrupted… Zaint Zattex Day
It's all connected
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2022-02-28 at 6:42 PM UTC in The world judged Putin as bad as it judged hitler
Originally posted by stl1 read between the lines
play your cards right
it’s an uphill battle
better safe than sorry
you can’t judge a book by its cover
bring to the table
low-hanging fruit
the grass is always greener on the other side
ignorance is bliss
The last one is most applicable to Jiggly Booty.
how about "don't vote for retards and then cry for 8 years when they ruin your country"
I'll see you when Biden gets fired, He's gonna go from a YOURE HIRED president to a YOURE FIRED president if you know what I mean
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2022-02-28 at 4:43 PM UTC in Is there anyone on this website who doesn't exhibit autistic tendencies?
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2022-02-28 at 4:31 PM UTC in i just got the closest maybe ever to fuking a mid teen
Originally posted by Wariat i was getting a drink an aperol spritz and this little interesting bitch was next to me also ordering alone and no one else was around to judge me or what both me and her were doing or wanted. because she seemed different. ya know what i mean guys than those teens who act childish or do stupid faces or dont want anything to do with an actual man. like she smiled was smiley like me the whole time guys the energy was there ok? so I said how is your day going to get her smiling more and talking get her comfortable with me. she repleid good i mentioned the weather after a while but there was a freeze again my anxiety with teens came back because i want it so bad but know the social implications or like i dont know have inhibitions. and i eventually ordered asked her if shes here with family or alone and this is the thing i fuked up she said shes with her sister and her boyfriend she wasnt alone. i was gonna invite her over and maybe ger her an aperol spritz as well as tgis place is lax the guy even asked if i wanted to buy two lol. this bitch would have been drinking talking taking a real mans or adult guys dick up her teenage shithole with her legs in the air and me making her say yes i am a teenage ass whore and i only take adult and bit dicks in there like a teenage ass slut. yes now bitch get ready the older dick is going in again. anyway, this bitch was so into me she smiled and said bye as they left those teens and iw aved she waved back. i fuke dup bad as i should have told her my snapchat which is easy to remember and look up but i paused and realize my facebook is long wnd hard to remember and was also shy and scared a bit but i fuked it up. i later dtwyed a bit hoping shed come back alone. i literally would have fuked her so hard that her face ass would be on fire.
no you didnt and you will never have sex again in your life
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2022-02-28 at 4:26 PM UTC in You fucking cowards are like it's not like its not happening. Once I was like it's not happening. No more. Fuck you. Good luck man.
