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It's Almost St. Paddy's Day

  1. 2022-02-28 at 6:09 PM UTC
    #1
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
    "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

    Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

    Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

    Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
  2. 2022-02-28 at 6:36 PM UTC
    #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  3. 2022-02-28 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the money raised will be used to buy more meth and spam the forum again. We can also hire indians punjabs for 1 ⱤAT/hr to spam and dig up some old heads like infinityshock and some plural tekromancers out of retirement



    IT'S ALMOST ZAINT ZATTEX FOLX


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it'/s almost zaint zattex folx you know what that means

    Originally posted by Ghost False shamrock

    Shamrock = saint patricks day but false…. corrupted… Zaint Zattex Day

    It's all connected

  4. 2022-02-28 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    In my dreamz I was told "The Rulez of Zaint Zattex day have been revealed to you scrawny" apparently Zaint zattex day isn't a day at all, its the entire 90 day big brother Canada season.

    Also I found the Zimmy, its location was also revealed to me. I still need to find that zhard I dropped.. It was medium sized. I fear it may have been crushed in the heat of Zaint zattex lastnight. Hiding drugs always leads to such clumsy mezz. Thats right folks I gotta hot date with some eyeballs to the carpet action examine every particle in the room until I deem it unfindable.

    Happy Zaint Zattex day everyone!. Its blizzarding outzide which is perfect for Zaint zattex.

    As I approached the bus I saw it turn the corner and for a brief moment I considered quickly dashing away, skipping the bus, phoning my friend waking him up to drive me to work. I cannot take the bus when I am on polyzubstance abuse.. All I do I sweat and puke and spill coffee and make a huge zcene.. Too many people in a small enclosed space. It would be fine if it was just me I could zit in the back, open a window and ztealth puke but when its a fucking mobile rattex trap on wheels with people on every seat and people standing shoulder to shoulder you can not do a fucking but sit there like a rat in a cage

    I formulated some plan before I zlept to stop redosing until Friday but its still Zaint zattex day so I dont know anymore.

    Happy zattex to all. Zaint zattex day is the time of year when you are most likely to score tech. All you gotta do is walk around a bad area high on bundy with triangles on the mind. Its easy, if I can pull a front page flush out of my ass so can you!


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  5. 2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Because it's zaint zattex day and they can't zcore like the pros. They are too busy playing in the trash sucking each other off to PI and garbage.





    They can't front page flush, they can't eternally wreck people like you do to multiple fags across many threads.
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man



    happy zaint zattex day

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Im not allowed to post rattex anymore because it triggers these fucking scum bag piece of shit PI rat real life cop calling bitch ass motherfuckers. I don't talk to people who call cops

    happy zaint zattex day


    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man pull up 5 years later in a top drop six

    pull up Δ + 2 years later

    pull up Δ + (Δ x [2/Δ]) years later

    pull up Δ + (Δ x [{Δ - 1}/Δ]) years later on zaint zattex day

    Post last edited by crabbypenguin at 2017-03-30T15:01:40.954252+00:00
  6. 2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man happy zaint zattex day everyone

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man When you finish the gram but its Still zaint zattex day


    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man

    is this a good banner?

    i only have ms paint so i wasn't able to crop the things well, can someone else help me make this presentable

    here are the source images

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000VLYLS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
    http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/rmcollins3/schurch4_zps141d89b5.jpg
    http://cdn.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/963/963016.jpg
    http://img05.deviantart.net/6806/i/2010/228/9/1/illuminati_triangle_by_engel08.jpg
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Hexagonal_torus.png/220px-Hexagonal_torus.png
  7. 2022-02-28 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man THE MANY SIDES OF SCRAWNY



    YOU'VE SEEN PSYCHOSIS SCRAWN, WITHDRAWL SC. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RELAPSE SCRAWNY

    Some argue this is the most annoying manifestion of my existence, but I think I can go further. This is just one of the loudest. Last time RELAPSE SCRAWNY poked his ugly head out from the depths I ended up losing my password to MR.HAPPY:) , trying heroin and burning down the crack shack. This is also the time I first joined RDFRN, lost my job of 5 years and did all kinds of insane shit, punched a police officer, cut myself with a box cutter at work and needed 27 stitches (why I got fired lol)

    I just picked up 3000mg bundy and 1000mg DPH. I have weed, beer and I'm gonna phone up danny, get fucked up and spend the rest of the weekend buying bitcoin, doing the lick, sending angry messages to my ex girlfriends on facebook, adding girls with STDs from the DIRTY, go on craigslist, GRINDR and plenty of fish and get really fucked up high level psychosis and order a bunch of research chemicals on the darknet to my moms house and black out.

    I'm gonna go on tinychat.com/tinybltc if anyone wants to watch me meltdown.

    Happy Zaint zattex day everyone!.









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  8. 2022-02-28 at 6:55 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man OEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOE
  9. 2022-02-28 at 6:58 PM UTC
    #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    One faggot got triggered.
  10. 2022-02-28 at 7:09 PM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 One faggot got triggered.

    you?
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  11. 2022-03-01 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    St. Patrick was a brit fag.
  12. 2022-03-01 at 8:46 AM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    bump
  13. 2022-03-02 at 5:55 PM UTC
    #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Grind.
  14. 2022-03-02 at 6:06 PM UTC
    #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I think I found the OFFICIAL NIS THEME SONG:


  15. 2022-03-03 at 3:39 PM UTC
    #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Grind.

    ^Bumps and grinds with other men.
  16. 2022-03-03 at 4:55 PM UTC
    #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^Bumps and grinds with his nose and a cane.
  17. 2022-03-03 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2022-03-03 at 7:20 PM UTC
    #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Happy zaint zattys folx gonna do some coke??
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