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2024-11-23 at 1:10 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2024-11-23 at 1:09 PM UTC in Delayed ballot counting is normal, Trump pushing dangerous conspiracy theories!wow, thats crazy
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2024-11-23 at 1:08 PM UTC in Kamala Harris compares Trump to Hitler and calls him a 'fascist'wow thats crazy
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2024-11-23 at 1:08 PM UTC in Wikipedia Editors Officially Deem Trump a Fascist
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2024-11-23 at 1:07 PM UTC in My office I rented last month
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2024-11-23 at 12:57 PM UTC in Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Banned
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2024-11-23 at 12:54 PM UTC in The Urban Dictionary entry for OMGWTFBBQ was submitted in January 2004;now lets find all uses of it on this forum
Originally posted by Iron Ree AND SUDDENLY, AS THE CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT, THE EARTH TREMBLED WITH FEAR! RUMBLING THUNDER ECHOED THROUGH THE SKY, AND A GREAT DARKNESS ENVELOPED THE LAND! EVERYTHING WENT STILL, AS IF TIME ITSELF HELD ITS BREATH! THEN, WITH A MIGHTY CRASH BOOM, LIGHT BURST FORTH! OMG! IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER SEEN BEFORE! THE GROUND SHUDDERED, THE SKY CRACKED WITH LIGHTNING, AND THEN, IN A MOMENT OF UTTER ASTONISHMENT, HE ROSE! JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, EMERGED FROM THE TOMB, ALIVE AGAIN, BREAKING THE CHAINS OF DEATH! OMGWTFBBQ!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S THE RESURRECTION!
Originally posted by Sophie Peter did as well, when he was sat in a boat and saw Jesus walk on the water he was like OMGWTFBBQ and said something along the lines of: That's cool and all, but if it's really you Jesus my old pal, command me to come onto the water towards you. And Jesus said: Come. So he did, he walked a few steps and then he realized: Lol this is impossible and sank. Jesus saved him. Now why did Peter sink? Because he doubted the power of Jesus his faith was not strong enough. And this is where the phrase: "Oh ye of little faith" comes from.
Moral of the story? The bible is weird, also, listen to Jesus and with any luck you can walk on water too.
Thank you for attending Sophie's Thursday sermon. Be a good Christian and give. The church takes Bitcoin as well. (PM for details)
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2024-11-23 at 12:51 PM UTC in How will you die?probably some retarded health complication out of nowhere
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2024-11-23 at 12:35 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
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2024-11-22 at 10:13 PM UTC in Every five or six years I recall when music was good...demonic whytes
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2024-11-22 at 10:09 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬.
f̸̡̧̗̗͓̺̱̯̘̔̇͆̈̉̊̐̂͂͒̀̋̊̓͗͂̚̚͘̕͝͝ớ̷̩̩̟̳̤̹͍̺̼̯̣̜̱̤͇̤̦̱̀̇̀́͑̅͐͌̀͐̎̂̈́̑̋̇̄̾͒̅̔̚̕͘̕͠͝͝r̸̭͍̥̬͖̟̟̝̍̀̊̒͑͗͒̈́̓́̾̊̌͆͌̓̈́̐̽̽̑̂̇̂̚͘̕ͅ ̵̢̢̖̣̦̭̪̳̜̙̥͙̯̖̰̥̹͇̻͔̑̏́̀̿͐̏̅͆̇͊̒͒͌̂̍̈́̆̑̂͌̒̐̓̏́͌̽̕͝p̵̨̨̢̡͖̠̣̱͈̲͎̟̪̰̘͍̞͕͖͉̮̲̫̝̤͕͗͑͌̈͑̂̓̈́̊̌͂̈̅͒̀͊̈́̚͜͝e̶̡̡̡̪͚͎̮̳͔̬̜͇͈̰̜̠̱̙̬̐́̃̾̀̍͐͊͊̆̈́̌̃̓͒̊̉̓̈͒͋̓̌̌̇͌̐͑͜͝͝o̸̧̨͉͖̙̠͈̖̱̥͖͎̫͍͇̭̞̰̻̹̼̭̳̐̇͌͑̾̿̈̈́̎̉̓̽̓̚p̷̨̘̲̻̟̤̠̠̹̥͋̒̎̔̈́̔̍̉̊̋̂͂̆̍͑̈́͛̚͝ļ̴̻̘̪͙̝͚̞͕̠̟̼̟̟͚͔̥̂̂͐̊̓͘ͅͅę̷̨̺̭̪͙̖̤̪̘̫̼̰͗͑͛̄ͅ ̷̹͉̰̹̼̮̪̜̜͔͔͍̣̖͇̹̩̣̼̬̓̊̃͛̊͛͗̚͜͝͝w̶͚͆̀̏̕͘į̸̛̦̮̽̾͘t̶̨̀͐̐̌̔͌̃̈̏̿̂̉͒̀̋̀̎̈̈̅̌͑͘͘̚͝ḩ̶̢̥̩̰̭̞̲̩̫̳̩̜͍̰̱̺͇͔̟̰̾̇̌́̊̓̒̓̓̈́̒̅͛̌̒̏̇̀̇̽̓̀̊͘͝͠ ̴̨̧̨̜͎̹͇̺͓͇̤̣̲͈̤̼͍̻̜̊̑̑̂͌̇̚͜͝k̸̻͓̳̬̋̇i̵̡̛̟͚͕͙̭̻̠̗̿͊̍̈̆̀͌̑͂̈͋͊̍̽̽̾͊͑́̔̄̍̀͑̾d̸̗̯̯̟͉͆̈́̈͊̌̍͑̾̇̔̓̈͌̌̐̇͋̋̄̈͋̽̕͜͝ş̵̢̢̡̺͓̘̞͙̮̣̤̝̤̙̗̟͇̱̼̜̩̹͔̝͍͛̎̌͆̔̄͜͝ͅ.̸̘̹̤̈́̌͗̐͌̍̔̂̈́̎͐̂̈̽̕͘͝ ̷̨̨̥̗̬̻̲̲̪̬̞̲̼͙͇͇̫̻͔̞̲̦́̏́̑̃́͜͜͝Ù̵̼̪̱̳͛̀̔͂̐̎̌̍̈́̂̔̚̕͝͝h̷̡͚͉͉̮͖͓͚͖͙͇͉̥͕̹̠͎̲͈̜͉̐̊͛̓̇͛͆̇̋̏̈̒̔̈͛̆̈́͛́̄͐͒͊̔͐͑͛͆͘͝ͅẖ̴̢̛̯̩̻̼̆̿̄̐̽͋̀͋̌̇̄͊̐͘͘͝,̷̧̡̘̺͍̲̩͇͉̗̙̩̭̔̓̐̏͋̿͌́͒̿͂̋̑͗̕̕̕ͅ ̷̨̨̹̤̮͖͕̘̳͓̺͈̲͙͎̰̗͍̭̃̅͐͛͒͊́̃͘f̵̢̪͓̰̞̜̬̙̩͊
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2024-11-22 at 10:06 PM UTC in You wish you could have somethe joje was that the burrito and the marble counter are kinda the same color
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2024-11-22 at 10:05 PM UTC in Biden Allows Ukraine to Strike Russia With Long-Range U.S. MissilesIt was a dummy ICBM, putler is a cuck
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2024-11-22 at 10:04 PM UTC in SWIM stole a California King mattress😼britain is run by niggers and moslems
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2024-11-22 at 10:02 PM UTC in Name Your Top 5 VideogamesI think the first dead rising is the best game ever made by Capcom of Japan. The shift of production to western teams was very noticeable. The remake is also cool but I think the OG version stands on it's own quite well
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2024-11-22 at 10 PM UTC in Important question for everyone!!!
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2024-11-22 at 9:53 PM UTC in Mechwarrier 5 clansSHUT UP AND POST YOUR NAKED PHOTOGRAPHS ALREADY YOU SLUT!!!!
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2024-11-22 at 9:52 PM UTC in I found a cute little puppy dogwhatever you do don't leave it with bradley
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2024-11-22 at 9:52 PM UTC in I WANT YOU TO TREAT MY DICK LIKESTEP ON MY PACKAGE LIKE A UPS WORKER!!!
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2024-11-22 at 8:06 PM UTC in Nice action and couple here guyswe;come back!