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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    also weed for $30 i got the cheddar skunk
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    quizno for $20 i got a the cheddar beef
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Shut up and wash your hands you "SUPER MAN" yeah fucking right you are nothing but a walking virus dumpster.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're not a Brit. You guys are nothing but the 51st state.you mimic all things USA
    Pathetic actually

    oi u wot m9?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmG FUDniggers uniting again to create a safe space against science. Sorry boys but facts don't care about your feelings.


    Originally posted by mmG FUDniggers Alliance, committed to spreading Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's not even a real world, you just made it up along with your stupid HURR DURR RATTEX spam, fuck off you shit troll.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai This gave me an idea for a robot which litters the arena with clumps of dead hair


    you just described me
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fucking faggots ban ME get fucked. Communists
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I feel much better after a week of allergies. I want to die except not so much now that i feel better. Life is pain

    this is all I see when I close my eyes

  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There is a reddit civil war going on. All the main subreddits are going "dark" to protest against anti vaxxers

    I am just there to troll

    Full background:

    This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).

    When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

    It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

    A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

    This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    idk what I said but it's getting pretty wild there. Pretty sure I am just a casualty in the reddit civil war and didn't break any rules.

    They are all so triggered lmao they don't like being called jannies...


    actually wait I just remembered I sent a bunch of messages to random blacked out reddits and called them cowards LMAO that's bullying I guess, what a fucking shit hole.

  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    thats not a news story thats native advertising lmao

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_advertising
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    As my dad would say "You are fucked in the head"
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    keep it you vaxxed super spreader, you probably have a dozen disgusting chink variants shedding your virions everywhere you go. I DONT NEED A MASK I AM SUPERMAN I GOT MY JAB
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I better get what I pay for or someone's losing a leg…

    Are you one of those people that calls every company hotline and bitches at them for everything? I dated a girl like that.. she was actually pretty successful strong arming them. They back down to angry women and old people easily.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One I'll stolen from someone who handed it me to sign a document and never noticed that I slid it in my shirt pocket. Our box supplier collects pens and is always taking about his latest Papermate etc he got, he brought one last week and said it was from 1976 and he paid $60 or some shit on ebay for it.

    ..it's now in my possession.

    you are like those crack heads that constantly take lighters HEY MAN GOT A LIGHT GOT A LIGHT I NEED A LIGHT MAN *goes right into their pocket*

    then an hour later he pulls out 20 lighters from all his different pockets WHOA WHERE DID THESE COME FROM I HAD A LIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Whenever a crack head tries to stop me I just ignore them and keep going and they are like HEY HEY HEY SIR!!! SIR!!! HEY!! and sometimes I glance at them and just shake my head.

    What could possibly be so important that would spend their chemical energy stopping a motion and using their vocal cords. I spend less energy to go faster than them, wild chit.
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't need to run

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Some niggers tried to mug me on my walk to work.

    As soon as I leave my house I see these monkeys walking through the park I go through at 6am and I'm immediately suspicious because theres only 1 reason for blacks to be out at my hour.

    I can already tell they are eyeballing me, I'm behind them but they keep looking back and slowing down. So I turn and cut through the lot of a business where theres big mean dogs sometimes (niggers dont like dargs) but no dogs today, and the niggers decided to follow me down this dark lot.

    They are talking loudly trying to catch up to me, they are power walking. I was phase shifting through time listening to coathangers and chain smoking camels with a fresh dose of meth in my bloodstream though so they had to basically go into a full sprint to catch up to me.

    I had headphones in, smoking a CIG in one hand and holding a coffee in the other and these niggers approach me, one takes off his boot and starts hopping around like he stepped on something, he is trying a classic distraction tactic while his friend waits for me to let my guard Down.

    The only problem is I was phase shift walking trying to catch the bus to go to work which means I refuse to stop moving for anyone or anything. By the time these niggers got into their little zong and dance I was several meters away.

    So the dancing negro starts aggressively walking up to me and yelling, looking me in the eyes (he looked very deranged and high, yellow eyes) he's like "HEY!, HEY!" so now I'm walking backwards while puffing my smoke as these guys try to confront me.

    Right at that moment a truck, a semi trailer and another truck pull around the corner into this dark lot and a horde of working class white men start their day. In an instant the rattex are outnumbered and the white man takes over.

    They stood there dumbfounded. The dancing nigger said to me "WHO ARE YOU?!" I just relied "Im scrawny", turned around and kept walking.

    I have a few hundred $$ on me so it would have been a good hit. Too bad I'm impossible to roll.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My dad punched me in the nose, it didn't even bleed. I guess i'm just built different
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    bunch of friendless sad sacks ITT. it's okay I don't hang out with anyone except my girlfriend and i'm perfectly happy like that. Welcome to the first world, immigrants!

    You can enjoy your apartment and be alone never talking to anyone ever, isolation. This ain't your african bazaar, it's cold outside. If you want to socialize download tinder or something.
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