2015-10-31 at 10:53 PM UTC
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Happy Halloween!
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Look like dumb sluts to me.
2015-10-31 at 10:08 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
You don't learn about hyperspace so much as you grow into understanding as a consequence of mental/physical/spiritual evolution, like you grow into walking, talking, and sexual consciousness. Always remember and bear in mind that hyperspace extends through more than three dimensions, so you must be able to read construction plans easily before you can make sense of this thread. In short, hyperspace is not difficult to understand; if its meaning does not develop like music after some rumination, comprehension is simply impossible, so don't sweat it.
2015-10-31 at 7:09 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Once you are informed that lw=a, no further instruction is required for you to realize that a/l=w and a/w=l; the three equations express the very same structure. If you can only memorize equations, however, they will always seem mutually contradictory to you; lacking any intuitive understanding of why lw=a, the only proof you have of its truth is that the wallpaper fits the wall. As a consequence, Hitler was adequately trained to cut wall paper, but his groupies are unable to calculate the cost of deceptive packaging.
There is nothing in this thread that is not self-evident from elementary equations known to everyone before entering high school. The only reason this thread can be considered necessary reading is to clear your mind of the rote thinking inculcated by formal schooling. Formal education is determined to prohibit everyone from relating facts into a whole body of knowledge that inspires wisdom. Deprived of faculties for judgement, the public is unable to understand what is really being done to them; thus, everyone is forced to pay the professional establishment exhorbitant fees for simple services everyone can do for himself --- like filing divorce papers --- and rendered susceptible to believing everything one is told, like perennial children.
2015-10-31 at 3:46 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Reading this thread is somewhat like listening to a symphony; on first hearing, it is noise. It is only after the structure and the details have imprinted a gestalt in one's mind that melodies and counterpoint can be heard as musical architecture. The meaning of music is the gestalt; otherwise it is only notes; the beautiful sensation of music is produced by experiencing the energy of the gestalt amplified by harmonic resonance with each note. Likewise, the meaning of this thread is in its gestalt, a synthesis of all its disparate parts in a higher dimension of consciousness. Nevertheless, each post can also be fruitful without further reference; this thread offers something for everyone at any time.
2015-10-31 at 3:33 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Understanding hyperspace is nothing but the ability to comprehend plural concepts, including polar opposites, within the same gestalt. Not only have I written the text to reflect the confusion of hyperspace, but I have also composed the format to serve as your object lesson in comprehending multiple views simultaneously. A magazine style should present no difficulty to a generation brought up on split-screen movies, multi-media light shows, and studying for academic exams while watching television with a friendly friend of the opposite sex. After reading the sidenotes to get the relevance, the logic is woven by the continuous text.
2015-10-30 at 10:09 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
This thread is as paradoxical as its subject. It is clear and confused, profound and superficial, comic and tragic, ludicrous and reverent, it has no single thread of reason but spreads a tapestry, it is incoherent but an indivisible whole, it is fact and fantasy --- with more truth in the fantasy than in the fact. Writing it has been my KOAN; I composed it to be your KOAN. There is at least one epiphany for every reader, but, like a joke, you must be baffled to get it. This is a thread for reading many times between reflections on life because it yields different meanings as you learn your living. Read it like a Bible that can be understood only in parts, according to your experience, intelligence, and wisdom.
2015-10-30 at 7:06 PM UTC
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My life sucks so much
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I'm OG totsean you just don't know my original username.
2015-10-30 at 6:27 PM UTC
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My life sucks so much
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
You're such a bitch.
Everybody is depressed and empty.
Everyone is waiting to die.
But some people enjoy the ride.
Some people just bitch and moan.
You're a dumb faggot.
2015-10-30 at 6:17 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Most people expect to understand a thread on one reading; a thread baffling at first sight can't get a literary review. I expect many readers to appreciate the insights into their special interest and competence, but be lost through the posts referring to other kinds of knowledge. You must realize, however, that this thread would have no reason for its existence if it explained hyperspace from the mathematical view, alone --- as all other threads on this subject do. This is a synthesis of many disciplines and philosophies; your mind must be capable of fusing the concepts and languages of many arts, crafts, sports, and sciences into a single gestalt in order to understand the physical structure and manifestations of hyperspace in your everyday life; this thread is a holy scripture for the working days of the week. Mathematics and metaphore, high philosophy and vulgarity, are combined in the same paragraph, if not in the same sentence, so that you may realize that all languages express the very same truths. Thus, the believers of every faith will find scientific substantiation of their religion in the structure of hyperspace, and artists will find their common identity with scientists in politics' strangest bed. Mathematics, science, art, philosophy and religion cannot be experienced in everyday life unless they are expressed as everyday ideas in everyday language.
2015-10-30 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Silicone Enhanced Women
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
You're pretty disgusting bro. You prefer little girls over empty headed silicon fuck toys.
Bimbos 4 lyfe.
2015-10-30 at 6:10 PM UTC
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My life sucks so much
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Sure there is. Move out of your parents house and lead your own life. I used to be a lot like you Sploo. Living with my parents, doing all sorts of drugs.
Grow up now before you're too old to.
2015-10-30 at 6:05 PM UTC
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My life sucks so much
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Life is what you make it, faggot. If your life sucks change it.
2015-10-30 at 12:06 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
If you find this thread intolerable, it is mainly because you have not been exposed to this kind of ideas before. You will be surprised at how inoffensive they will be the next time you have an encounter of this challenging kind. The initial denial, ridicule, and scepticism of Flying Saucer sightings gradually changed to belief for no reason other than the persistence of the reports for forty years; it doesn't matter that most of the reports are not true, and UFO hysteria was composed by the media to supply popular demand.
2015-10-30 at 3:51 AM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
My comments on religions are not informed by scholarship but merely reflect generally held conceptions that outsiders entertain about creeds other than their own, like ethnic jokes express one's perspective on foreigners. Outsiders perceive meanings quite different from insiders. Confession, for example, has an entirely different meaning for Romans than for other people; you have to be a Catholic to experience it. Which is the true meaning? It depends on whether you are looking from the inside or the outside, doesn't it? Nevertheless, ethnic jokes express human identities, values, and follies more acutely than anthropological studies --- especially the identity, the values, and the follies of the teller. Some pious people may not be able to tolerate the respect I have for any church but theirs, nor can they tolerate any mention of their obvious follies. I ask you --- is a sense of humour and appreciation of the ludicrous a gift of the devil? No soul could abide in a Heaven without humour if hell holds all the fun. If I failed to offend anyone, let me know and the next edition will treat you the same as everyone else.
2015-10-29 at 10:06 PM UTC
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An Introduction to Hyperspace
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
During earlier years of my life while my livelihood depended on orthodox beliefs, I refused to give a thought to any of the ideas I am able to entertain now that my employer doesn't care what science I believe, as long as I don't bad mouth his politics (I work for the government, now). So do not suppose that I have no sympathy for the authorities; I have believed their doctrine for the same reasons they maintain their faith. I use satire only to reduce the awe of authority that stultifies people under oppressive doctrines. As you know, no one hates smokers more than a quitter --- who longs for a drag.
The critical word in the previous sentence is oppressive. As long as a doctrine is bigger than its believers, it opens their minds to explore the vastness of its comprehension; no believer is going to give up that space --- nor should anyone. But when its believers outgrow their doctrine, it becomes spiritually oppressive, and they seek a greater freedom. And so, you see, no doctrine is inherently true or false; its truth depends upon how well it fits the vital needs and the mental stature of the people who believe it. Try this thread on for size. If it fits your head, give it a test run on your road of life; if it cramps your style or rattles your chassis, you should have learned by now that we have to kiss a lot of frogs before we find our princes, and lick a lot of muddy feet before we find a God that repays our belief with as much support as we give.
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