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  1. G African Astronaut
    18 mph headwind doh,,,

  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ DID YOU FUCK THE CAN, MAN??

    DID YOU FUCK THE CAN???!!!?!

    😎

    Um girthy, the parts wouldn't fit lol.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice You like that flavor? I love key lime pie stuff and drink Bang but that one was just too weird for me.

    Everyone thinks I'm weird for liking the Star Blast one.

    I thoroughly enjoy it. Tried the "Rainbow Unicorn" which was horrid, tasted like Frankenberry cereal doused w/ diet Sprite instead of milk lol. That "Star Blast" is on clearance @ Ollie's here like $1 a piece.
  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls That makes me wonder what you used to open the box it came in

    Old school flipper lol.
  5. G African Astronaut
    Finna BANG me an energy drink then mash out a PT session.

  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Instigator is more hardcore he used to rob people with butter knives

    My letter opener is gangsta !
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Isnt that a switchblade?

    those are illegal in most US states.


    just get a lock blade with a spring action. it's dumb that switchblades are illegal. or butterfly knives.

    the most dangerous knife outside of a three sided bayoneted style knife is a large kitchen knife.


    America is so gay with their arbitrary laws and shit.

    https://www.knifecenter.com/item/BM3300/benchmade-3300-infidel-dagger-auto-otf-knife-d2-satin-double-edge-blade-black-aluminum-handles

    Not illegal in my state nor do I give a fuck if it were lol.
  8. G African Astronaut
    Finally tracked down a Benchmade OTF double action auto "Infidel". They've been rare as fuck for a while now.







  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nikes are for niggers.

    Word, that's why I rock Jordans.
  10. G African Astronaut
    Jordan 4 "Pure Money" fucking StockX is getting slack letting flawed shit through @premium price. Toe box rubber is unacceptable for $600 ?!

    https://stockx.com/air-jordan-4-retro-pure-money-2017

  11. G African Astronaut
    My intel err tells me it's Jeffery,,,
  12. G African Astronaut
    Eat some shitty pun intended sugar free chocolates.
  13. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Floridian Water is what people use to bless people with bad vibes.

    That's Seminole shit now bastardized & of no importance to my work.
  14. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready When you're drunk you feel primitive I guess. You have to mark your territory

    I think it's more of that RV hosting so much erratic energy I'm drawn there. My fucking hair's fierce as fuck @ 4 am, zombie drunk though lol.

    Edit : Image removed due to homo PMs

    I had a trail cam on the toilet seat in the RV as my son said he hears it slam often.
  15. G African Astronaut
    I sat up numerous trail cams @ inherited property to try and determine where the odd noises come from @ night. Was scanning footage tonight & caught one of myself dead drunk in the RV bathroom looking like Wolverine,hair immaculate,eyes' barely open, I wonder how many times I go out there to piss when drunk ?!

    It's odd I do that as the house has 3 bathrooms, the RV belonged to my uncle who was safe to say a very eccentric guy. Hmm investigation continues.
  16. G African Astronaut
    Every time you drink water swish that shit, your teeth & gums will be vibrant. Oil's okay for brushing,floss time but throughout the day, flush them shits w/ water.

    This shit's legit to correct tooth PH level.


  17. G African Astronaut
    2-3x per day & I keep those little flosser things on hand,everywhere.

    Pro tip : drink a lot of water & swish it in your mouth, it flushes debris.
  18. G African Astronaut
    Procure funds,get hoes, be a hero.
  19. G African Astronaut
    Finna burn some cherokee reservation sage in inherited property's fireplace, sensed some murky shit lurking, finna smudge dat ass.
  20. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready 2/22/22 is not a palendrome because the "/" are not in order.

    you have to remove the slash or periods or dashes for it to be one

    https://www.masslive.com/news/2022/02/every-date-this-week-is-a-palindrome-with-tuesdays-date-consisting-of-all-twos.html
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