Posts by G

1. 2020-12-04 at 4:50 PM UTC in My mom accidentally locked one of the cats in the cost closet
   

   G African Astronaut
   Imagine being 30+ & your daily highlights are wanking in closets,playing w/a laser pointer & getting your cat out of a closet lol ?! Fucking waste of skin this kid.
2. 2020-12-04 at 5:22 AM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G Going w/ zebrano natural wood w/ traction grooves. Using a guy whom does custom boat cabinets etc. highly reviewed, been in business 30 years etc. He didn't even bat an eye when I explained my job order, that's my guy lol !

   
   Should be done next week !
3. 2020-12-04 at 2:39 AM UTC in NIS fitness club
   

   G African Astronaut
   11-29-2020
   
   Age : 49
   Ht : 5'10
   Wt : 170
   Body Fat : 14.4%
   Waist : 35"
   Chest : 40"
   Bicep : 18"
   
   
4. 2020-12-04 at 1:45 AM UTC in Got yelled at for not wearing a mask today:)
   

   G African Astronaut
   Under scrutiny it would baffle them even more, it lists rank,pay grade & "Constellis" is a company most are weary about lol.
5. 2020-12-04 at 1:16 AM UTC in Got yelled at for not wearing a mask today:)
   

   G African Astronaut
   I just put on my work badge/lanyard & move in all official & stealthy no one says shit lol. It has a jazzy governmental looking seal so it dumbfounds laymen.
   
   
   If I don't have my work badge, I just respond "No speak English" in Spanish if they look Spanish fluent I use Arabic, the latter tends to spook most.
6. 2020-12-03 at 10:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   
   
7. 2020-12-03 at 6:03 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   My newer neighbors from Myanmar have some young rug rats, I let them use the stuff my now teen son doesn't bother w/ any more like Razor scooter,Green Machine etc in our shared cul-de-sac well they've taken to calling me "Wolverine" nowadays. I asked them why & the lil' boy said "you look like Logan !" I was like whatever lol. It's cute the lil' girl goes "Mr. Wolverine" lmao.
   
   
   Little girl "Ten Ten" dropped this off the other day lmao she gave me wolverine blades & my favorite camo shorts, like a fucking boss !!!
   
   
8. 2020-12-03 at 4:28 AM UTC in NIS-VID De-Dustification didn't work. "Unless they're fucking with me"
   

   G African Astronaut
   You need me to drive that negative energy up out of there.
9. 2020-12-03 at 3:55 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   Was hunting plain white thermals all day, finally broke down & went to the "hood" Walmart & found the last 2 whites in my sizes & the fucking fantastic FP candy bar ! Winning son !
   
   
   
10. 2020-12-03 at 3:48 AM UTC in What are you thinking about?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung do u enjoy living in virginia?

    
    Wouldn't know as I live in another state.
11. 2020-12-03 at 2:23 AM UTC in What are you thinking about?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Rant :
    
    Why is it so hard to find basic thermal/compression long pants in all white ?! Everything's in black,grey etc. I remember back in the day white "long johns" were plentiful. I have thicker "rash guard" grappling pants but I want something lighter to wear underneath when biking/base layer. White fucking long johns who'd a figured they'd be scarce one day lol ?!
    
    29° FH tonight is pretty brick for my region but also one of my favorite times to do cardio & bike.
12. 2020-12-03 at 12:32 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Chicken alfredo w/ hella red pepper flakes.
13. 2020-12-03 at 12:28 AM UTC in Would you rather fuck a nigger or a paki?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Arab pussy is similar to a Mexican black hybrid , best vagina in that region by far is Persian.
14. 2020-12-02 at 3:28 PM UTC in Scrawn is hardcore avoiding something.
    

    G African Astronaut
    Also helps not being a dirty addict that fucks men, just saying.
15. 2020-12-02 at 1:19 PM UTC in Scronaldo has acquired the coronavirus....
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, how does a reclusive shut-in get sick, when he always stays home listening to miley cyrus?

    
    He's dirty as fuck with an extensive history of drug abuse & homosexual deviance, how is he not sick lol ?!
16. 2020-12-02 at 12:13 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Banged out a few miles on the bike finna hit the rack for a couple hours then maybe the lap pool. I was bullshitting all weekend w/ bullshit food & booze gotta even that debauchery out a bit.
    
    
17. 2020-12-02 at 12:06 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    G African Astronaut
    Feeling great signed work contract yesterday passed the physical w/ flying colors kinda weird I posted my med/lab report pic/reports on social media & the first person to respond was a "heart face emoji" from my male attorney ?! WTF son better not be a fruit loop lol.
18. 2020-12-02 at 8:59 AM UTC in Trolling with laser pointer
    

    G African Astronaut
    30 year old fucking adult, masturbating in closets,playing w/ laser pointers etc. your dad's gotta be ecstatic lol.
19. 2020-12-02 at 3:43 AM UTC in Recommend me some decent coffee
    

    G African Astronaut
    Stumptown Coffee Roasters— Hair Bender Roast is a good mass produced/easy to find coffee as well.
    
    
20. 2020-12-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in We have an Imposter among us
    

    G African Astronaut
    He's mentally unstable it's the manic grandiose act vs the depressed failure one.