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Posts by G

  1. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G My $200 entry, winner takes all for 5K on DK lineup.


    Kattar scored me $1200 @ +285 !
  2. G African Astronaut
    "GET BENT"
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G


    Stream Hub :

    https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-1506-ufc-fight-night-kattar-chikadze

    My $200 entry, winner takes all for 5K on DK lineup.

  4. G African Astronaut



    Stream Hub :

    https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-1506-ufc-fight-night-kattar-chikadze
  5. G African Astronaut
    xpoast or poast was an insecure midget who used to troll the homeless on YT.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Jesus Fucking Christ threads like this make me want want to blow my fucking brains out.
    Fona get rid of that fucking POS.
    A mass air flow sensor will never give a "ROUGH IDLE".
    Simple trick with the engine off unplug the MAF,Start engine, does it still idle like shit? guess what the MAF is not the problem.
    The problem is a worn out shit box that has to go to the fucking salvage pit.
    Be done with it and move on.

    Here are some of the most common symptoms of a faulty mass airflow sensor:
    The engine is very hard to start or turn over.
    The engine stalls shortly after starting.
    The engine hesitates or drags while under load or idle.
    Hesitation and jerking during acceleration.
    The engine hiccups.
    Excessively rich or lean idling.

    Hesitant idle is one of the main symptoms of a bad MAF lol. But yeah throwing $ @ mechanics behind a simple ass Lancer is asinine.
  7. G African Astronaut
    MAF is a simple DIY job, spray with a can of electrical contact cleaner or rubbing alcohol for $10 & 20 minutes or buy a new one & install for 50-60$ & 45 minutes. Don't throw $ @ a fucking Lancer son lol (shakes head).
  8. G African Astronaut
    Manscaping w/o your significant other has it's challenges. Trying to get my gooch/taint/dingleberry magnet.

    This task found me squatting on the bathroom floor over a mirror,one hand cupping my balls to get a good view, other hand gingerly poking about with clippers. I got all of it, but not before striking blood from something up under there lol.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are confusing nausea and snickering with swooning and awe.

    Kid please, I getz hoes,,,
  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You really should buy a mirror and use it before you leave the house.

    My mirror is the swooning females & awe struck men I encounter when I'm out & about.
  11. G African Astronaut
    Been looking for a red bowler to match my vintage Coogi/Cosby sweater.
    Found one.



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  13. G African Astronaut
    pfft
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  15. G African Astronaut
    UFC returns this weekend, pondering my wagers.
  16. G African Astronaut
    lol honey is high in sugar.
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Hook a nigga up

    I did/tried that w/ Bill Krozby now look lol,,,
  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It should only be used for 2 to 3 weeks because it can be habit-forming.

    Meh, my doctor's been cutting me a RX for 30 per month for years now. I rarely use 5 per month lol.
  19. G African Astronaut
    About how many things can go wrong w/ me tracing down a breached electrical connection to a dead wall socket while on Somas/Carisoprodol from the PT today lol.
  20. G African Astronaut
    Finna call my concubine,,,

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