Posts by G

1. 2019-12-18 at 3:36 AM UTC in We all need to talk about Rally's Fries
   

   G African Astronaut
   Grill those shits over open flame & braise w/ brisket drippings. Keep a quarter hotel pan of brisket fat/reduction in the fridge for such occasions , you'll never hold a shitty FF burger to such a high standard again.
2. 2019-12-18 at 3:29 AM UTC in Video for aldra and his cat
   

   G African Astronaut
   Cats are regal therefore worthy of being my pet.
3. 2019-12-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in mysterious and spooky sores on my bod [img]
   

   G African Astronaut
   My vast medical knowledge also points to AIDS.
4. 2019-12-18 at 3:21 AM UTC in Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung They usually dont complain to ur face.

   
   Nor to their friends which tend to gravitate to me afterwards.
5. 2019-12-18 at 3:15 AM UTC in Dominos Pizza Appriciatrion Thread!
   

   G African Astronaut
   Peasant level pie.
6. 2019-12-18 at 3:03 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You have the mentality of a 13yr old bragging about how he totally touched a girl's vagina and also his dad works for Nintendo

   
   As you age one tends to realize that quality vagina is a rare commodity, plus vagina talk is something you mentally ill dullards should be able to relate to lol.
7. 2019-12-17 at 2:48 PM UTC in Check out my new plasma screen tv.
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because of the grid going down?

   
   No his electricity getting shut off due to non-payment lol.
8. 2019-12-17 at 8:36 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Coke, it's cost me 7 figures in monetary & property losses as well as some quality vagina.
9. 2019-12-17 at 8:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Space mountain is your asshole. :)

   
   A few inches north.
   
   In her defense I did debut a new beard & bodywash.
10. 2019-12-17 at 8:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Actually i believe you I'm just genuinely wondering what fawning over you molars means. Are they thar adorable ?

    
    She was very interested in their apparent symmetry & uniformity. Which turns into ethnic background chat & so forth, the chick's plotting her course to space mountain under the guise of dental speak.
11. 2019-12-17 at 8:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ What's his name? 😊

    
    You know truthfully I don't think I could accept a male hygienist cleaning my teeth, real talk lol.
12. 2019-12-17 at 8:21 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ What's his name? 😊

    
    Her name's Sophia w/ wonderful tiny feet & cheekbones.
13. 2019-12-17 at 8:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ In different area codes. Area codes.
    
    We knows.

    
    Got a new dental hygienist some kind of italian/spainard hybrid. Friday's appointment she's fawning over my molars. That's dental asst. code for "I want to fuck".
14. 2019-12-17 at 8:01 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    I get hoes.
15. 2019-12-17 at 5:59 AM UTC in Check out my new plasma screen tv.
    

    G African Astronaut
    You're gonna wish it was battery operated here shortly lol.
16. 2019-12-17 at 5:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    'Bout to whip up some eggs.
17. 2019-12-17 at 4:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Re-watching UFC as I had a grip on Jose Aldo & he got robbed via decision had to rewatch to confirm my initial outrage lol.
18. 2019-12-17 at 4:13 AM UTC in Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian The hate crime rates in mexico against homos like you is very telling about how non-judgemental they are.
    
    

    
    His "ironic" always backfires lol oh the irony lol.
19. 2019-12-17 at 3:51 AM UTC in Got a job as a mineshaft enginner
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting how much is that in real money, you know, USA dollars, not that faggot currency

    
    Just under $20.
20. 2019-12-17 at 3:45 AM UTC in Video for aldra and his cat
    

    G African Astronaut
    My cat's being a smug dick as of late, no doubt a result of his recent vet trip.