Posts by G

1. 2019-12-30 at 11:14 PM UTC in So Ive been drinking heavy the last three days and today am taking a break
   

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2. 2019-12-30 at 11:12 PM UTC in The hypocricy of prison explained
   

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3. 2019-12-30 at 11:09 PM UTC in The hypocricy of prison explained
   

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4. 2019-12-30 at 8:51 PM UTC in NIS Turbo Virgin of the Year 2019 Nomination Thread
   

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   The people here do not get hoes.
5. 2019-12-30 at 8:42 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but why didnt the 'L' sign on your left sock fade into gray ?

   
   Color fast ink ?! Not sure but them shits bled pink into all my other socks in that wash lol.
   
   

   Originally posted by Sudo you are both males on the internet arguing over who is fatter when youre both fucking queers. Im fatter than both of you and infinitely better in every way. Eat a low carb penis

   
   
   Go take your meds you mentally disturbed fuck lol.
6. 2019-12-30 at 7:57 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
   

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   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So you had 3lbs of dirt on you???!

   
   No feces,body/beard hair,jeans,boxers,socks all add up son. Na it's 159 for a while now as more drinking's coming but I don't want any lower than 155.
7. 2019-12-30 at 7:55 PM UTC in Fona 12-30-19
   

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   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Why pay for cable when you can stream and torrent?

   
   I don't pay for cable. I pay for satellite lol it has my local news etc.
   
   Also Fona don't get Roku, you can't mod them like you can FS.
8. 2019-12-30 at 7:52 PM UTC in I have two days left of alcoholism
   

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   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Don't worry G, you might just be a wee slip of man, but I hear some people, like Finny, find that alluring.

   
   Kid I take shits bigger than you lol. Gollem's like 5'6 & I bet he's still above 180 & soft lol.
9. 2019-12-30 at 7:48 PM UTC in Fona 12-30-19
   

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   I have DirecTV & I use Firestick modded w/ Kodi : The Crew & Exodus Redux add-ons. Those 2 get all the free movies,shows & PPV fights etc.
10. 2019-12-30 at 7:42 PM UTC in I have two days left of alcoholism
    

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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So you admit you've been a taker?

    
    No get your mind off your gay perspective that's the female receiving sees as well as I do from any position. You're exposing your pudgy homosexuality now do the skitzo morph & switch personalities right quick lol.
11. 2019-12-30 at 7:37 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I'm not getting on whatever EZC is. I don't give a fuck about what you think. You obviously care about my opinion though, since you're faking weight pics to try and 'disprove me' lmao.
    
    I got no respect for fatties like u

    
    Total nude after shit & shower 159. $1000 live video challenge you game gnome ?! lol.
12. 2019-12-30 at 5:54 PM UTC in When you live in da booty...
    

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    Toucan Sam shit.
    
    
13. 2019-12-30 at 5:07 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace G is holding onto the counter to make himself weigh less lmao

    
    Whatever gnome we can have a live "belly off" on EZC but then you're 6'1 chiseled latino act would be up lol. Even sweeter we can do it for $ or crypto. Belly cam & live weigh in, holla this week you telly-tubby fuck lol.
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your son buying pinks ?

    
    If you could read & comprehend you'd see they were red @ first I bleach all my socks lol.
14. 2019-12-30 at 5:02 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol joe james does it in my hood..

    
    Yeah man there's some flavorful pink gear out lol. I've got a pink Ralph Lauren joint I like to rock w/ some plaid shorts. The real faggot shit is clocking another man's sock color lol ?! Where the fuck they do that shit @ ?! My son's always buying me these expensive ass socks I just chunk them shits in the washer with my white ones w/ bleach etc. lol.
15. 2019-12-30 at 4:50 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah I'm jealous of your Gay pink socks just like I'm jealous that I can't take 20 cocks up my ass.

    
    Old ass bleached red son, a color doesn't define me as I'm a real man that can pull off pink polos & still bag dimes.
16. 2019-12-30 at 4:34 PM UTC in A question for fralala and technologist
    

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    Originally posted by blaster master Me and a friend of mine are trying to conduct a fertility ritual for another friend of ours and were hoping since you two are the resident witches that you could give us some pointers on how to conduct the whole ritual.
    
    Thanks in advance,
    
    Red.

    
    Red I know some low key wiccan shit too man uma turn you on to some soon. You know I be fucking mad west indian females & that voodoo shit is deep with them lol.
17. 2019-12-30 at 4:06 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER send a nigga a sample bottle so i can smell like riches. Im not gonna pretend i know what a beard graph is tho the shit just grows out of my face and i fight a losing battle to keep it from growing from my neck and accentuating my chins.

    
    Stop fronting I seen them crisp lines on your shit the other night lol. That Creed smells mad unique man I can't pin down another cologne it reminds me of.
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nice socks faggot

    
    They match the Retro 4 Hyrdo slides, you jelly cuz I be symmetrical in lounge gear son lol ?!
18. 2019-12-30 at 4:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

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    Plotting a new beard graph & my NYE ensemble.
19. 2019-12-30 at 3:52 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER Beakers n flasks and quadratic equations n shit
    
    also circumference
    
    girth
    giggity

    
    I'm plotting a new beard graph & I got some Creed Royal Oud for Christmas I plan on slaying something here shortly. I didn't realize I had my goal weight almost dialed in perfectly until Gnome started barking lol. I weighed in 8 pounds heavier Thursday granted it was in boots & gear. So some hoe's gonna get the svelte pillage lol.
20. 2019-12-30 at 3:41 PM UTC in Don't be a §m£ÂgØL use a Condom.
    

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    Originally posted by blaster master G daddy, we're having a bender and a fertility ritual in ezchat over new years, i wont start drinking until its dark so i don't get sick like a lil pussy again.

    
    I'm down until it's 2020, latest being 2nd week of January. I'm armed w/ ample fine whiskies & a sprinkling of vodka.