Posts by G

1. 2020-05-28 at 1:40 AM UTC in Fona 5-27-2020
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Shouldn't those stickers be on everything

   
   His posts definitely.
2. 2020-05-28 at 1:30 AM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: May Edition
   

   G African Astronaut
   Wariat :(out of contention due to self exile)
   
   Hiki :(in contention due to self exile)
   
   fona : honorable mention for his need to blog every little detail of his dismal existence. It hearkens back to the days of his herculean task of using an air fryer which needed to be documented via video apparently lol.
3. 2020-05-28 at 12:58 AM UTC in No American should have to work more than 40h a week to get by
   

   G African Astronaut
4. 2020-05-28 at 12:29 AM UTC in Fona 5-27-2020
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Imma idiot.

   
   FTFY
5. 2020-05-27 at 10:58 AM UTC in I'm going to build a real successor to Totse
   

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6. 2020-05-27 at 10:57 AM UTC in Jhews ruin everything
   

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7. 2020-05-27 at 10:28 AM UTC in What kind of pomade/aftershave lotion stuff?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cigreting someone uses hair products for lube
   wonders why she gets infection

   
   Coconut oil is a jack of all trades.
8. 2020-05-27 at 10:21 AM UTC in What kind of pomade/aftershave lotion stuff?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Got2B Fat-tastic Thickening Plumping Hair Mousse is real light, good hold w/a clean smell as well.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by CASPER Does it actually hold ur hair in place?

   
   See above
9. 2020-05-27 at 10:05 AM UTC in What kind of pomade/aftershave lotion stuff?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Blue Magic Coconut Oil = real light, great sheen & smells edible(head,beard,pubes,skin etc.). Also great lube for naughty fun win/win.
   
   
10. 2020-05-27 at 5:37 AM UTC in The theme song of my street gang
    

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11. 2020-05-27 at 5:34 AM UTC in The take of Dominick Fernow
    

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12. 2020-05-27 at 3:02 AM UTC in Buying a couple cheaps suits, renting a crappy office, and LARPing as a business dude
    

    G African Astronaut
    I got some "sea foam" (light pastel green) Levi's Dockers I like to bust them out every couple of years to keep heads on their toes lol.
13. 2020-05-27 at 2:43 AM UTC in Who wants to watch a longplay of me playing games while drunk
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist if youre trying to earn cash youre going to have to open up them orifices for rent.

    
    
14. 2020-05-27 at 2:38 AM UTC in Who wants to watch a longplay of me playing games while drunk
    

    G African Astronaut
    
15. 2020-05-27 at 2:37 AM UTC in This lockdown needs to end soon
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH thats crazy man you’ve been in that same room this whole time

    
    What you call a mere "room" is Mash's laboratory,monastery,NASA launching pad,his volcano where he's creating molten lava-like bars to release upon the globe @ a later date.
    
    Be prepared,,,,
16. 2020-05-27 at 12:43 AM UTC in Don't call me on my name.
    

    G African Astronaut
    WTF Geoffrey talking 'bout ?!
17. 2020-05-27 at 12:14 AM UTC in Don't call me on my name.
    

    G African Astronaut
18. 2020-05-26 at 9:58 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN No fucking way. That's legitimately what I want more from hollywood. That idea is stupid as fuck. I'm definitely down.
    
    Producers sitting in a phone meeting for the pitch. "I don't know. Sounds pretty stupid." 'We have Nicolas Cage starring in it.' "Good god….. That's right up his alley. We're going to make millions. And has anyone seen my chihuahua?"

    
    Yeah it's fun mindless action, think Con-Air meets Snakes On A Plane & I suspect Cage was actually drunk on set whilest playing a drunk, natural poetry.
19. 2020-05-26 at 9:15 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Much needed Chiro adjustment.
20. 2020-05-26 at 9:09 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not what my dicktionary says.

    
    a·loud
    /əˈloud/
    adverb
    1.
    audibly; not silently or in a whisper.
    
    &
    
    loud
    /loud/
    
    adjective
    producing or capable of producing much noise; easily audible.
    with a great deal of volume.
    
    
    I know you mentally challenged types mount every minute' difference as a challenge but it is what it is.
    
    

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wrong boomer

    
    I'm a 70's baby, so mark yourself with yet another incorrect online statement.