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  1. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You have very small feet Jesus. They look like a babies. Do you just buy dolls and remove their shoes? Is there any way to have podiatric enhancement surgery so your feet aren't so laughably petite? Your tiny feet honestly put SO MUCH in perspective.

    lol dip shit those are 13's nice try doh.

    Originally posted by frala I wanna know why the jeans are rolled too. After you pressed that poor guy so hard about not having a belt…

    Could you not find the proper length jeans my guy? You’re having to roll your jeans up? Do you not know a seamstress?

    If you gonna keep people on their toes you better not be trippin over your own first.

    Na boo those shoes are vintage 'Lo Ox they're ankle/ mid-cut oxfords you have to roll or the jeans look corny drooping over them.
  2. G African Astronaut
    On Topic :

    Plotting a PT session while watching the NFL Honors show on ABC.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked SHOTS

    That miserable trash cunt just wants attention lol ?!
  4. G African Astronaut
    That car situation is really bullshit especially if it was the MAF like speculated ?! You could've fixed that in 30 minutes top for the cost of electrical contact cleaner. But the used car market's insane right now you can still probably clip someone's pockets.
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Thanked for tiny doge and beer.

    I ate a queso burrito at Paradisos and made a room full of strangers sing happy birthday to my mom. Tee hee!

    Happy B-Day ! I hope you were rocking your skully lol.
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  7. G African Astronaut
    Coronation.

  8. G African Astronaut
    120 custom embroidered beanie/skullies for the DAV. Felt bad about missing a charity benefit in DC in January.

  9. G African Astronaut
    You should go hang with him, Birds of a feather, flock together,,,
  10. G African Astronaut
    Caffeine
    Alcohol 1-2x per month
  11. G African Astronaut
    I gave numb nuts the 6K contract but not before I broke his balls lol. The mexicans didn't show up with their culos' exposed but they did however smell like one lol.





    It's on honorable,upstanding men like myself to keep you savages on your toes.
  12. G African Astronaut
    Plotting dinner,,,
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  14. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats kinda gay.

    You clearly did not know Douglas nor of his heterosexual fondness of dicks.
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny normally men just look another way when something like that happens.

    not right at it. not right at the center.

    and not taking pictures.

    Gotta document the decline of american masculinity for historical purposes. But no dip shit he dropped his light & I was going to shine my phone flash over him but decided to fall back when I seen raw lard ass in my vision.
  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Bengals 24 Rams 21

    If they're really +175 I might throw a few bones on 'em too. Feels pretty 50/50 matchup probably not a bad bet.

    I caught +175 Monday, but my local shady Yemeni bookie Samir(looks like a uber tan Ron Jeremy lol) is taking +154 today, not sure what official books are currently.
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Just got Super Bowl snacks and I can't wait to watch Joe Burrow and not have to look at stupid ass Tom Brady anymore

    Threw moderate $ on dem Bengals @ +175 outright !
  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I thought maybe she was a super freak and you meant your literal shit. (I didn't really think that, my joke just fell flat as it often does)

    If I rock one of my dope ass skullies this whole convo's null & void lol. What ya think MQ a black embroidered "G" skully or a furgora Kangol in charcoal "?!
  19. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ LOL that makes me wanna put a bunch of listings for free scrap out in the yard behind my balcony and then just sit in here getting drunk and laughing at a bunch of tweakers showing up roaming around looking for something that isn't actually there. Like bird watching of sorts.

    Dude some of these fucking losers not only want free shit, but asking me to sort,weigh & if I'll fucking deliver it WTF ?! World's turned to absolute shit, it's like NIS is everyfuckingwhere I tell ya lol.
  20. G African Astronaut
    Had a guy come over to inherited property #1 to give me a quote on cleaning,encapsulating a crawl space. Nice enough guy but holy fuck, buy a fucking belt, just this shit alone may make me choose someone else.

    That shit was even worse when he backed out lol.

    Plumma's crack be real son.

    Full Moon @ Noon :

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