Hey Lucy, I just wondered, did they let you keep the highlighter?
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2017-12-12 at 4 PM UTC
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Lanny's New Shtick
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I've taken on the greatest BBS villains of all time… acidmelt, zok, Snoopy, Metaphysicist, wires… the list goes on and on… and you think YOU KIDS are going to even as much as ruffle my feathers? Don't make me laugh. I have the constitution of an ox, the patience of a turtle, and the wisdom of an owl. You'll have to work a lot harder than that to scare me.
Drop some more names, faggot.
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fuck christmas decorations
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2017-12-12 at 2:40 AM UTC
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What did you do today?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
meat loaf is good
Ya it was.
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2017-12-12 at 2:15 AM UTC
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What did you do today?
Aced a final, came home, did some nitrous in a bubble bath, it was good.
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2017-12-12 at 2:14 AM UTC
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What did you do today?
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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2017-12-12 at 2:12 AM UTC
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What did you do today?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I got my teeth cleaned went to work and fixed some cars.
Came home and had some homemade meatloaf and now I'm drinking vodka.
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2017-12-12 at 2:02 AM UTC
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What did you do today?
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I did laundry and then ate shrimp pasta with my friend and drank a brew and went and bought a necklace for my gf now I'm back home heating some meat loaf in the oven sippin a brew making fun of hickie
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by Lanny
This is going to sound hypocritical coming from a californian but 0C isn't that cold. Being hungry in winter does kinda suck dicks. It's a weird sort of experience, I don't know if it's just me but being cold and hungry is wierdly motivating. Like I guess it's "starving animal" mode but I've never been hungry to the point of starvation, it's just like everything feels more intense when you're cold and have nothing to eat. I have fond memories of freezing my balls off in seattle, eating one meal a day for weeks, writing this really long program that controlled a really janky piece of equipment. I was productive as a motherfucker though, and it was weirdly spiritual, like I was sustained by sheer will to make some piece of shit machine do what I wanted. I also kinda remembering crushing misery and wanting to die, but the possibly delusion-induced euphoria is clearer.
Lanny the type of nigga to post this then argue that natural selection didn't play a role in the biological construction of race for tens of thousands of years
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2017-12-11 at 6:47 AM UTC
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tfw almost 30
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Which are you?
Both :)
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Eat some Chocolate, Bitches
"I do pullups for my pecs"
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.
the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin
he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS
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2017-12-11 at 1:56 AM UTC
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Playstation 4?
Originally posted by Totse 2001
I fucking wouldn't want to, you misogamist cunt.
misogynist
You dumb fucking cunt.
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2017-12-10 at 9:35 PM UTC
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Lanny's New Shtick
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Does that increase your credibility somehow?
He's just letting you know he's as old and outdated as his equipment.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
its not the end of the year yet…
and:
dont be a faggot. no matter what her answer is we still are going to photoshop a huge giant nigger cock into your mouth.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Maybe someday even you will say something funny.
Doubtful
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2017-12-09 at 6:08 PM UTC
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Lanny's New Shtick
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
There were two instances along the way where I could have turned the majority of the userbase against Lanny, but I chose not to, regardless of the few remaining shitbags in opposition. That should tell you something. It's not that I dislike this place, because I actually do. But, you know, we can't have bogus butthurt bans showing up on user accounts which haven't spammed anything. That's just not kosher. We have to play a clean game here. If the member wants to play games, and really does fuck up, then you can rightfully nail them to the wall. I do not have any issue with that. But when content which is not spam is banned or molested or harassed, that begins to make my blood boil, and then the only thing I can come up with is an accounting - a balancing of the scales, whether the judge likes it or not. And is that really so unreasonable or something to be condemned for? I think not.
5% of users read this post past the first sentence
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2017-12-09 at 5:34 AM UTC
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Do you want TOTAL WAR?!
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I want Total War for Android. That was a grand old Sierra PC franchise.
I'm thinking about getting advance wars and final fantasy tactics again myself
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2017-12-09 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Lanny's New Shtick
Can you upload that Lanny that stole christmas one again
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Originally posted by Daily
princess diana was killed by mi6/royal family
the US gubment knew 9/11 was gonna happen
pharmaceutical companies are withholding cures to keep people buying less effective drugs for more money
elite pedophile rings
lee harvey oswald did not act alone
protocols of the elders of zion are being implemented by banking families/jedis
lids on jars are purposely made tight so women depend on men to open them and therefore uphold the patriarchy
Zoklet would tell you, that you are way to transparent at trying to be a great troll.
try harder.
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