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Posts That Were Thanked by Speedy Parker

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hey Lucy, I just wondered, did they let you keep the highlighter?
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've taken on the greatest BBS villains of all time… acidmelt, zok, Snoopy, Metaphysicist, wires… the list goes on and on… and you think YOU KIDS are going to even as much as ruffle my feathers? Don't make me laugh. I have the constitution of an ox, the patience of a turtle, and the wisdom of an owl. You'll have to work a lot harder than that to scare me.

    Drop some more names, faggot.
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  3. fuck christmas decorations
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  4. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby meat loaf is good

    Ya it was.
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  5. Aced a final, came home, did some nitrous in a bubble bath, it was good.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    meat loaf is good
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  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I got my teeth cleaned went to work and fixed some cars.
    Came home and had some homemade meatloaf and now I'm drinking vodka.
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I did laundry and then ate shrimp pasta with my friend and drank a brew and went and bought a necklace for my gf now I'm back home heating some meat loaf in the oven sippin a brew making fun of hickie
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  9. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Lanny This is going to sound hypocritical coming from a californian but 0C isn't that cold. Being hungry in winter does kinda suck dicks. It's a weird sort of experience, I don't know if it's just me but being cold and hungry is wierdly motivating. Like I guess it's "starving animal" mode but I've never been hungry to the point of starvation, it's just like everything feels more intense when you're cold and have nothing to eat. I have fond memories of freezing my balls off in seattle, eating one meal a day for weeks, writing this really long program that controlled a really janky piece of equipment. I was productive as a motherfucker though, and it was weirdly spiritual, like I was sustained by sheer will to make some piece of shit machine do what I wanted. I also kinda remembering crushing misery and wanting to die, but the possibly delusion-induced euphoria is clearer.

    Lanny the type of nigga to post this then argue that natural selection didn't play a role in the biological construction of race for tens of thousands of years
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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Which are you?

    Both :)
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  11. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Eat some Chocolate, Bitches

    "I do pullups for my pecs"
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.

    the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin

    he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS
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  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I fucking wouldn't want to, you misogamist cunt.

    misogynist

    You dumb fucking cunt.
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  14. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does that increase your credibility somehow?

    He's just letting you know he's as old and outdated as his equipment.
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  15. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock its not the end of the year yet…

    and:

    dont be a faggot. no matter what her answer is we still are going to photoshop a huge giant nigger cock into your mouth.
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  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Maybe someday even you will say something funny.

    Doubtful
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  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There were two instances along the way where I could have turned the majority of the userbase against Lanny, but I chose not to, regardless of the few remaining shitbags in opposition. That should tell you something. It's not that I dislike this place, because I actually do. But, you know, we can't have bogus butthurt bans showing up on user accounts which haven't spammed anything. That's just not kosher. We have to play a clean game here. If the member wants to play games, and really does fuck up, then you can rightfully nail them to the wall. I do not have any issue with that. But when content which is not spam is banned or molested or harassed, that begins to make my blood boil, and then the only thing I can come up with is an accounting - a balancing of the scales, whether the judge likes it or not. And is that really so unreasonable or something to be condemned for? I think not.

    5% of users read this post past the first sentence
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  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I want Total War for Android. That was a grand old Sierra PC franchise.

    I'm thinking about getting advance wars and final fantasy tactics again myself
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  19. Can you upload that Lanny that stole christmas one again
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  20. Originally posted by Daily princess diana was killed by mi6/royal family
    the US gubment knew 9/11 was gonna happen
    pharmaceutical companies are withholding cures to keep people buying less effective drugs for more money
    elite pedophile rings
    lee harvey oswald did not act alone
    protocols of the elders of zion are being implemented by banking families/jedis
    lids on jars are purposely made tight so women depend on men to open them and therefore uphold the patriarchy

    Zoklet would tell you, that you are way to transparent at trying to be a great troll.

    try harder.
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