Lanny's New Shtick

1. 2017-12-10 at 10:01 AM UTC

   #101
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   I'm still waiting to be buttered up, Sparkle.
2. 2017-12-10 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #102
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You people are crazy.
3. 2017-12-10 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #103
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You people are crazy.

   
   You're the one who needs a new shtick. Seriously man, are you tired of typing the same thing for over ten years?
4. 2017-12-10 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #104
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're the one who needs a new shtick. Seriously man, are you tired of typing the same thing for over ten years?

   
   What "same thing" are you talking about, kid?
5. 2017-12-10 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What "same thing" are you talking about, kid?

   
   You're the one who needs a new shtick. Seriously man, are you tired of typing the same thing for over ten years?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-12-10 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I met spectrum, I'd shake his hand and be as cordial as possible because I would know he's shitting himself on the inside from how much I scare him.
7. 2017-12-10 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #107
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's not a shtick, though. A shtick consists of a falsity, a sham, a caricature. I'm the real deal. I mean what I say. I deliver on my promises.
8. 2017-12-10 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not a shtick, though. A shtick consists of a falsity, a sham, a caricature. I'm the real deal. I mean what I say. I deliver on my promises.

   
   Are you legit delusional or do you actually expect someone to believe you?
9. 2017-12-10 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #109
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you legit delusional or do you actually expect someone to believe you?

   
   What do you want from me, kid? Tell me.
10. 2017-12-10 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What do you want from me, kid? Tell me.

    
    Nothing. You are a skidmark on the crack-strap of the banana hammock that is the Totse community.
    
    What I want is for Lanny to close reg, ban your shit ass and move on. You add nothing. Kill yourself.
11. 2017-12-10 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #111
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nothing. You are a skidmark on the crack-strap of the banana hammock that is the Totse community.
    
    What I want is for Lanny to close reg, ban your shit ass and move on. You add nothing. Kill yourself.

    
    Ok. And how about you, son? How about yourself? How do you view yourself, and what value do you place on your own existence? Inquiring minds need to know.
12. 2017-12-10 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok. And how about you, son? How about yourself? How do you view yourself, and what value do you place on your own existence? Inquiring minds need to know.

    
    Idk man, I try to not be a fucktard like you and actually post interesting shit when I know about the subject being discussed, or meme hard when I don't. Point me to a single actually informative post you've made on this site. I'll wait.
13. 2017-12-10 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #113
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Idk man, I try to not be a fucktard like you and actually post interesting shit when I know about the subject being discussed, or meme hard when I don't. Point me to a single actually informative post you've made on this site. I'll wait.

    
    I can go back and grab many of your posts where you said you were worthless and a shit. Do we really need to go there?
14. 2017-12-10 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not a shtick, though. A shtick consists of a falsity, a sham, a caricature. I'm the real deal. I mean what I say. I deliver on my promises.

    
    One if your problems, and you seem to have many, is you make up your own definitions for words. After which you stand there with your mouth open and your jaw slack in wonder and amazement when people laugh at you.
    
    
    

    shtick
    [shtik]
    noun Slang.
    (especially in comic acting) a routine or piece of business inserted to gain a laugh or draw attention to oneself.
    one's special interest, talent, etc.

15. 2017-12-10 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #115
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah.. "acting", but I'm not acting. I'm for real.
16. 2017-12-10 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're definitely trolling fam. Or you're suffering from serious mental illness. In which case you would be real.
17. 2017-12-10 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #117
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My first personal computer was a Tandy.
18. 2017-12-10 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #118
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    whats your first impersonal computer ???
19. 2017-12-10 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    My shtick is long, and drawn out
20. 2017-12-10 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #120
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL My first personal computer was a Tandy.

    
    Does that increase your credibility somehow?