Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-08-23 at 4:34 AM UTC in Kamala is going to Win
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I didn't have a hatred toward white men in particular before I joined this place but I do now. Have comfort knowing if I ever have a child it will be mixed race, and if I don't have a child it was because of you.

   
   I take great comfort in knowing you will never bear children.
2. 2024-08-23 at 4:33 AM UTC in Paul Wozny was found unresponsive this morning in his Berkeley apartment.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas is he ever responsive though

   
   You have to poke him with something sharp.
3. 2024-08-23 at 12:38 AM UTC in Stopping nuclear warming
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   The flora and fauna around Chernobyl are more prolific today than before the meltdown.
4. 2024-08-23 at 12:37 AM UTC in Send pictures of cats
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Yeah because im not a 5 year old boy

   
   Pro Top: When attempting to insult stick close to true things.
5. 2024-08-23 at 12:35 AM UTC in Kamala is going to Win
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Because November 5th, 2024 will determine the fate of all humanity.
6. 2024-08-23 at 12:30 AM UTC in Teaching Jordan Peterson that Climate Change is Real
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The phys ed teacher would pull on it, look underneath, and examine your sack.

   
   Sounds like your gym teacher was a chomo
7. 2024-08-23 at 12:29 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Karnzinquitius
8. 2024-08-23 at 12:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Women didn't invent 95% of the infrastructure of civilization
9. 2024-08-22 at 10:25 PM UTC in Teaching Jordan Peterson that Climate Change is Real
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the '60s, they had penis inspections. All the male kids would have to line up.

   
   Maybe in Canaqueer but not in the US
10. 2024-08-22 at 7:47 PM UTC in Teaching Jordan Peterson that Climate Change is Real
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    News is not fact
11. 2024-08-22 at 7:46 PM UTC in Send pictures of cats
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Wow peedy! Dont fuck em

    
    I'd fuck them before you. But neither is gonna happen.
12. 2024-08-22 at 7:45 PM UTC in Best way to drink salt water?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lifestraw
13. 2024-08-22 at 7:44 PM UTC in Kamala is going to Win
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka You're lacking critical thinking skills. When are you gonna realise you're radicalised and brainwashed? It's scary. Go on a silent retreat or something.

    
    Brainwashed by the industrial media complex?
14. 2024-08-22 at 3:31 PM UTC in Send pictures of cats
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    
15. 2024-08-22 at 3:21 PM UTC in Soviet Aircraft Carrier Minsk catches fire
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minsk_World
    
    oh it was just a shitty museum. would've done way better if they bolted a rollercoaster to the flight deck

    
    And jet shaped bumper cars on the hanger deck.
16. 2024-08-22 at 3:17 PM UTC in "Senior Discount" Is Bullshit
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Spectral, Speedy Parker, or any of you other olds, have any of you requested a senior discount? If so, what was it for? If not, why not?

    
    I don't even request a veterans discount because I know there are veterans that need it more.
17. 2024-08-22 at 2:21 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina was mr.dennison a mr.adelson before he change his name

    
    Yes
18. 2024-08-22 at 2:20 PM UTC in Democratic National Convention LIVE
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Wikipedia
    
    
19. 2024-08-22 at 12:59 PM UTC in Democratic National Convention LIVE
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If they don't do it, someone else will
    

    
    So they speak English?
20. 2024-08-22 at 12:39 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Rosgraptel