Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-08-26 at 12:01 PM UTC in ShadyLady died.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley wow, you used to be so powerful and such a celebrity

   
   Hey, he used to be somebody in the 90's. He just can't remember who.
2. 2024-08-26 at 12 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Great name for a death metal band.

   
   Death metal is dead
3. 2024-08-25 at 1:23 PM UTC in Shit names for craft beer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Elbow رُهاب الإسلام

   
   الأحمق
4. 2024-08-25 at 1:21 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Good point. Winning makes you stupid. It makes you think you can go on winning without having any real edge.

   
   
5. 2024-08-25 at 1:20 PM UTC in What’s something fun you’ve done recently?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Did i ask you faggot?

   
   It's a public discussion skank
6. 2024-08-25 at 1:19 PM UTC in Make it so word enhancements don't apply in img/url/video tags..?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can you be turned in for this?

   
   You could try
7. 2024-08-25 at 6:53 AM UTC in Can someone PLEASE lend me $20
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Where is that 20 I lent you?
8. 2024-08-25 at 6:51 AM UTC in How to test a taser?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Tasers just piss me off
9. 2024-08-25 at 6:47 AM UTC in Shit names for craft beer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   'akul alqaraf wayamut khinzir
10. 2024-08-25 at 6:44 AM UTC in Got a job as a police officer in Haiti.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Another check mark on the long list of things the OP posted that he never did.
11. 2024-08-25 at 6:39 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Thinking of streaming me sleeping on Twitch so my first time streaming isn't awkward. Annoyed I can't link my Twitch to my Discord because of people here.

    
    Stream yourself never waking up.
12. 2024-08-25 at 6:38 AM UTC in Fona's Hornet nest LIVESTREAM!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow

    
    He looks like he could be fonas dad
13. 2024-08-25 at 6:36 AM UTC in Shit names for craft beer
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Bootylicious Butt Brewed Ball Basher
    
    Idiot-Proof Hops Infusion, Nugget Nectar of the Dumbasses
    
    Queerly Blackened Nutcase Nitro Stout
    
    Graveyard Gold Pilsner: A Deceased Delight
    
    Rotting Corpse Stout: A Decaying Brew for the Deceased
    
    Zombie Rot Lager: Decayed Delight in a Bottle
    
    Tiny Twerp Tantalizing Taint IPA
    
    Mountain Miner Pilsner: Liquid Gold for Dwarven Showers.
14. 2024-08-25 at 4:46 AM UTC in Warm weather leads to water shortages which leads to piss shortages
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Bumped for Obbe
15. 2024-08-25 at 4:41 AM UTC in Shit names for craft beer
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Divine Bovine Bladder Pale Ale
16. 2024-08-25 at 4:14 AM UTC in Fona's Hornet nest LIVESTREAM!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Boric acid, fruit juice, apple juice, and cantelope. This majes the third and final time ima tell yiur dumb ass.
    
    
17. 2024-08-25 at 4:06 AM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley
    
    
    
    
    

    
    It looks like fried vomit on lawn clippings.
18. 2024-08-25 at 4:05 AM UTC in Application for NiS Rear Guard
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas you're the threat to the rear that they guard against

    
    
19. 2024-08-25 at 3:56 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    1948, 1967, 1973
20. 2024-08-25 at 3:53 AM UTC in Telegram founder arrested in France
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas i n f or m a t i o n w a rf a r e