Warm weather leads to water shortages which leads to piss shortages

1. 2024-03-12 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   But we don't hear about the piss shortages do we? Less piss equals less golden showers and also those eggs that the Chinese get young boys to piss on...
   
   So think on next time you are drinking preppy canned water made by some hipster with a line beard think about young Chinese kids pissing instead.
2. 2024-03-13 at 3:42 AM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   This doesn't even make sense, people consume more water when the weather is warm and will urinate more
3. 2024-03-13 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Those Chinese eggs won't piss on themselves.
4. 2024-03-13 at 4:01 AM UTC

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   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   Just buy phosphorous and add water, it's an old sailor's trick (just like you're mother)
5. 2024-08-25 at 4:46 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Bumped for Obbe