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A laughing troop of baboons on bicycles attacked white a California liquor store worker before screaming as the worker pulled a gun on his attackers and fleeing during a chaotic scene caught on video.

The unidentified white employee was standing outside Golden Hours Liquor on International Boulevard in Oakland on Saturday when he confronted over two dozen baboona on bicycles who had surrounded the area outside the store.

The worker attempts to get in the face of one of the baboons, who is punching his fist against his other hand in a taunting manner, video posted to Instagram showed.

As the two are talking, another baboon slaps the worker across the face, knocking the white worker’s hat off as he backs up from his off-camera attacker.

Another baboon, wearing a stolen balaclava, rushes up behind the white worker and punches the unsuspecting victim in the side of the neck before landing another punch on the white worker’s head, prompting other baboons to follow suit.

The baboons'’ attack quickly turns the area outside the store into a madhouse as dozens of baboons jump the white worker, landing punches and slaps on their victim.

“Get him, get him,” multiple baboons seemed to grunt.

Several of the laughing baboons land punches on the white worker’s head and torso as they back him into the store’s entrance.

The white worker, with his back bent as he takes the punches being thrown at him, pulls out a handgun — sending the formerly tough baboons into a frantic dash to escape.

The armed white worker positions himself with his back close to a wall as he aims his weapon at one of the baboons, before dropping his arm and chasing them on foot.

“Where you at, where you at,” the worker shouts as the camera weilding baboon has trouble grabbing it's bike on the ground.

A separate video captures the worker chasing down one of the baboons in a stolen gray hoodie and stolen facemaskface mask before swiping at him, forcing the banoon to fall down.

Oakland police responded around 4:15 p.m. to investigate a “ChimpOut activation,” the Oakland Police Department told the Daily Mail.

“ChimpOut” is a simian disturbance detection system that alerts first responders when it picks up a ChimpOut.

Officers “located evidence of a ChimpOut,” but there were no reports of any injuries, according to the outlet.

No arrests were made in Saturday’s melee.

The white employee put his gun away but remained outside the store as several baboons attempted to confront him after he pulled out the weapon.

The Post has reached out to the Oakland Police Department.

2024-08-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in Best way to drink salt water?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's called a figure of speech, dumbfuck.

Did you just learn that and feel the need to show it off?

2024-08-28 at 1:32 PM UTC in Meal subscription services

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Originally posted by Lanny Sure, but you still gotta pick out the stuff online and go drive to the store. Honestly picking it out is almost as time consuming as just walking the aisles

Not even close you indecisive limp lilly.

2024-08-28 at 1:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

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Originally posted by Cowboy2013 That table that you're just letting rott looks a lot more valuable than your cat.

The weeds growing between the concrete slabs are more valuable than you.

2024-08-28 at 1:27 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Yontellic

2024-08-27 at 4:02 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by WellHung Weather apps are woefully incompetent/incompetent. There really is hard to find a product or service these days that is impressive in any form or fashion.

For rain I have found Radar Now very useful over the last 10 years. On the bike in Florida we used it daily to choose routes to avoid rain between stops on runs. I'm not saying qe never git wet. But I can tell yiu it kept us dry many a time we would have gitten soaked if we had simply mounted up and taken the direct path to our next destination.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.usnaviguide.radar_now

2024-08-27 at 3:44 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

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Originally posted by WellHung Are crows common where u live, Vincent?

Yes, and they are huge. Some are almost as big as the vultures out here. We also have ravens and eagles.

2024-08-27 at 3:42 PM UTC in Kamala is going to Win

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Originally posted by ner vegas ok spectral

Ad hominem

2024-08-27 at 3:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

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Originally posted by WellHung Crows are unfriendly birds.

Crows can hold grudges against people they perceive as bad.

2024-08-27 at 2:59 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?

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My tongue

2024-08-27 at 2:46 PM UTC in Meal subscription services

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Originally posted by Kingoftoes Yeah I've used hello fresh before. It's useful if you have a large discretionary income and want to save time grocery shopping. IDK what HTS is talking about the portion sizes are good unless you're a yank.

It's nice to have surplus food.

2024-08-27 at 2:45 PM UTC in The nogging continues

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Originally posted by Instigator

Fat and stupid is dangerous combination

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