Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-10-24 at 2:11 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Has anyone mentioned biscuits being cookies yet?
   
   Pass the tea.

   
   How about some cookies and gravy? Or would you rather have biscuits and gravy?
2. 2024-10-24 at 2:01 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Poll: How many attempts more?
3. 2024-10-24 at 2:01 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 KFC biscuits suck. The mashed potatoes aren't that great but the chicken makes up for it ig. The fries are pretty good. But Popeyes has better biscuits and mashed potatoes.
   
   They can be good with shortening (the more fat you can get in there the better. I never measure anything) but lard makes it even better. You should try this.

   
   I'm sure my grandmothers knew more than you about biscuits kid.
4. 2024-10-24 at 1:59 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um other way around princess.

   
   I'm not the one typing paragraphs trying to explain "Poll: How many attempts more?".
5. 2024-10-24 at 1:30 PM UTC in AI Church
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Far McFar I mean against it. Why did you leave the Mormon Church

   
   They threw him out cuz he wouldn't take real wives.
6. 2024-10-24 at 1:29 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs' Bug Problem
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Far McFar fuck are you even on about. fucking hell Put the crack pipe down and get your shit together

   
   I was pointing out that the Asian lady beetle was already discussed ITT but you missed it both times dumbass.
   
   
7. 2024-10-24 at 1:27 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Already did.
   
   The primary question doesn't mention "more" "How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?"
   The supporting post re: Op says 6 including the 4…as his answer to his own question = way more than the singular "more" word in the poll itself.
   
   Granted the post is poorly constructed and in the absence (so far) of a clarification from the Op..then the largest amount of evidence points to the 4 as being included.
   
   Logic, it's a bitch when your trying to defend a position that has already been compromised.

   
   Let me know when your done trying to defend then.
8. 2024-10-24 at 1:26 PM UTC in 𝐈’𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I’ve got a lawyer, and we’re working on getting a subpoena for the forum’s access logs and info from ISPs, including Comcast. It should be pretty easy to do under my country's law. So if anyone thinks they’re safe hiding behind a screen, think again. We’re going to find out who you are, simple as that.

   
   Under my country's laws your lawsuit wouldn't mean dick. We have freedom of speech Sally.
9. 2024-10-24 at 1:19 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thread title: How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
   
   Again…if the OP (who created the poll)…says
   
   "My dumb guess would be 6 in total, they will try 2 more attempts for sure. "
   
   He's including the 4…he gave 6 as HIS answer to HIS question.
   
   His poor wording of the poll itself is superseded by the above.

   
   I know it's confusing but you're gonna figure it out.
10. 2024-10-24 at 1:17 PM UTC in 𝐈’𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I’ve had it with this forum and every one of you spineless cowards who think you can disrespect me and get away with it. For weeks, I’ve been nothing but patient while you all insult me, mock my opinions, and spread outright lies about me. Well, guess what? It ends NOW. I’m officially filing lawsuits against each and every one of you for defamation, harassment, and emotional distress. You’re all going to be paying for this, and not just a slap on the wrist — I’m talking punitive damages! Do you think hiding behind a keyboard makes you untouchable? Wrong! I've got screenshots, saved messages, and a lawyer who is ready to take you all down!
    
    You think you can make me look like a fool, undermine my reputation, and not face the consequences? Think again! This isn't some game where your petty insults don’t matter. I'm coming after everything: your time, your money, and your peace of mind. Every single post, every sarcastic comment, every underhanded jab—it’s all evidence in court. You thought I was joking? You'll see how funny it is when you’re standing in front of a judge trying to explain your pathetic little insults while I make you pay for the damage you've caused.

    
    You couldn't afford to pay to have everyone here served.
11. 2024-10-24 at 12:39 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in England
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Far McFar I dont' want to socialize with yous peeps anymore
    
    
    
    i mean it this time

    
    And then he made an another alt
12. 2024-10-24 at 12:37 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Poll: How many attempts more?
13. 2024-10-24 at 12:32 PM UTC in Suspect you might have it? 1-800-922-AIDS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Far McFar projection

    
    Nobody likes you. Nobody likes ne either. But you care.
14. 2024-10-24 at 12:30 PM UTC in For Trump supporters
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Wait, so the EU is secretly buying Russian gas through India? That sounds like something out of a bad movie. Why would they pay extra for the same gas? Makes no sense.

    
    Um sanctions
15. 2024-10-24 at 12:29 PM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um because there's already been 4…

    
    But the question is how many more not how many total.
16. 2024-10-24 at 12:20 PM UTC in Trump Working At McDonald's
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan $10 an hour? Nice try, but I don’t need to have a job. Maybe get your facts straight before throwing out random insults. Just because I’m not stuck punching a clock like you doesn’t mean I can’t call out your nonsense.

    
    Welfare is it then?
17. 2024-10-24 at 3:31 AM UTC in Im in Madera California
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    +1 559-426-8514
18. 2024-10-24 at 3:29 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I haven't listened to their last album yet but I really enjoyed the song they did with BABYMETAL.

    
    They kissed the cockring
19. 2024-10-24 at 3:28 AM UTC in What’s your favourite dinosaur?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Rent free in your head, gramps.

    
    Says the guy who quotes me fucking with someone else. I'm so stuck in your head you can't brush your teeth without seeing me in the mirror.
20. 2024-10-24 at 3:23 AM UTC in How many Assassinations attempts will Trump deal with before election day?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dfg Real one brah.
    
    Sach bool raha hoon. Long time, no see.

    
    Do it like a d00d