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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Have to be 16 for animal shelters

    You are not 15.

    inb4porky
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People have to remember that God Himself authorized Satan to be the King of the entire Earth and everything in it, for the test of Man, and only for a duration that only He knows. Satan controls practically everything. He delights in his God-given power. That's why Satan took Jesus up to the top of an unusually high mountain, a place where the view was monumental, and offered him all the kingdoms of the world if he would only bow down and render a single act of worship to him. He revels in his might and power, and wanted Jesus to acknowledge his kingship. But Jesus said, "Get behind me, Satan, for it is written, 'It is to Jehovah alone we must render sacred service.'" Then Satan departed, satisfied he had made his point. So when we see these "saviors" appear, who are apparently totally genuine in every respect, we have to remember who's really controlling things and events, on his own home turf, no less. This world belongs to Satan the Devil, and you are his enemy. Satan can charm, just like God. He can make bullets whizz past ears just as good as the next alien. The Father of the Lie, no less. He's tricky. He's been around the block a few times. He knows all the angles.

    God has made you dumb
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas sure but they've also got a lot more to lose so they're less likely to throw it away for some petty reason

    Ed Zachery
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Sure oinker

    Keep chasing kid...
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    That mustache looks like a caterpillar crawled up on his upper lip and died from his breath.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Lol sure schizo

    ⬆️Couldn't think of anything clever.
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    Originally posted by Crispy Wow and i guess youre not a fat fuck too?

    I already told you, at 62, I weigh 3 pounds less than id dud when I graduated basic and AIT, 165 lbs at 4' 22".
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka He looks like a cutie to me but I've been asked if I'm blind before because of who I'm attracted to.


    He looks like an unwashed antifa fagit
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Im a lady, you should go as a pig, everyone would recognize you

    Pigs are smarter than you, and smell better too.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP should go as a 15 year old, nobody would recognize him/her/it.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Send me one, fatty

    Pro Tip: Insults are only effective is they are true.

    Stay in school kid.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Theres not many options at 15, most jobs require me being 16 or older

    You're not 15
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Nobody clicks your links fagit
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy You could very easily use your thank button to do this. You could also use favorites or book marks in the browser, or notepad, or a virtual sticky note which is probably your easiest option as it's always on your desktop and autosaves. Seems like a lot of work for something that is already so easy to do.
    OP is an old man that can't problem solve beyond demanding everything be wrapped up in a nice neat easy to use package right in front of him for free right meow!!!!

    Doesn't know the difference between a request and a demand. Stupid kid...
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka A lot of women aren't into spankings frala, they will instantly turn them off. If anyone hits me they're getting hit back, I hit my mum back. When Cam slapped my ass I dragged him out of the pub and wailed at him. Some people associate violence with love, I associate it with hate and will return hate.

    You couldn't drag a cold french fry out of a greasy paper bag.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Democracy is just two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

    And a republic is well armed sheep.

  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Thinking about a graphic novel of short horror stories for cats. I'm sure Akira is scared of me sometimes.

    Nobody is scared of you except your teddy bear.
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    Originally posted by Xlite Obviously an incel pedo rapist.

    That sounds like someone so ugly that they can't even rape a kid.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by shitty titty Idk Speedy you became pretty cranky and homicidal and killed people for a living so I think the spankings made you angry.

    Why don’t spankings make women angry?

    If you want to frame military service as killing people for a living you just proved my point.
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