Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-09-28 at 2:47 AM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina if its not a government man-date then why do you need to have it legally removed,
   
   cant it be just regular removed.

   
   It's legal to remove because it is not mandatory you stupid little yellow mong.
2. 2024-09-28 at 2:46 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because your full of seamen

   
   That was your dumbest comeback ever in a long line of stupid retorts.
   
   
3. 2024-09-28 at 2:44 AM UTC in I want to be skinny
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley how fat do I look

   
   You're so fat, when you wear a raincoat people yell "taxi".
4. 2024-09-28 at 2:40 AM UTC in Why hasn't anyone brought back Twitter?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Kafka please enlighten us with the last book you read

   
   
5. 2024-09-28 at 2:38 AM UTC in Kamala is going to Win
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk I hate politics and as far as I'm concerned all politicians are crooks and liars but I feel like if Kamala gets it things will be worse than Trump. Shit will keep getting more expensive and the cost of living will steadily rise. It's probably going to happen regardless though. No politician has the people's best interest at heart though. I've never voted and I'm glad because I couldn't decide between a douche or a turd sandwich anyway.

   
   You are a douche with turd sandwich breath.
6. 2024-09-28 at 2:36 AM UTC in What is the meaning of life?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Yeah impure races shouldnt mix with pure ones and shouldnt have kids at all. Only pure kids pls thanx

   
   You're pure, pure bullshit
7. 2024-09-28 at 2:33 AM UTC in I want to be skinny
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy How fat do i look?

   
   You look so fat that when you atop in a crosswalk cars run out of gas trying to go around you.
8. 2024-09-28 at 2:28 AM UTC in What is the meaning of life?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka To be happy for your parents and ancestors, use your talents, evolve spiritually, be true to yourself and advance civilisation. I won't be having children but will be happy if I use my talents and have a colourful life.

   
   Not having children is doing your part to advance society. At least your genes won't be pissing in the pool in another generation.
9. 2024-09-28 at 2:24 AM UTC in Favorites or Notepad
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Again your argument is retarded and is based in wanting everything spoon fed to you based on a lack of technological literacy. My point is there's a number of tools and services both on this website and through third parties that let you bookmark a post as significant. "but i want a seperate one for the super duper special stuff!!!!!!!" I hear you wine, well my dear child, what happens when you now have 1200 favorited posts? then you're gonna write another post demanding a super duper extra special button because the super duper special one is too cluttered and it's not actually really what you want you just want to clutter up the website with stupid shit because you can't be bothered to use the tools you're already given (but you'll totally use the useless redesign of the existing tools!!!!! you pinky promise!)
   
   
   
   "I want a button that keeps track of specific posts…. But not THAT button that keeps track of specific posts!!!!"
   
   Your generation really is the worst to argue with because you will provide evidence AGAINST your point and then sit there all smug like you just proved your point when really you just recited a logical fallacy your grandpa told you 69 years ago.

   
   Shut up because you're too stupid to talk.
10. 2024-09-27 at 10:18 PM UTC in I want to be skinny
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Nope, cuz yer a big fat liar.
11. 2024-09-27 at 10:11 PM UTC in What is the meaning of life?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Self-preservation soothes mine. It's better to destroy people who acted out of hatred toward you. You have to destroy everything that hates you.

    
    You the one filled with hate for people you've never met. Does that mean Elon Musk or @thereal Donald Trump should destroy you?
12. 2024-09-27 at 5:55 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina as opposed to linking youtube directly ?
    
    obvious non-content is non-content.

    
    More content than between your ears.
    
    
13. 2024-09-27 at 5:55 PM UTC in Meal subscription services
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina large caliber cane actually

    
    That was likely the dick of one of your uncles.
14. 2024-09-27 at 5:54 PM UTC in What to do if i dont get this job?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Have to be 16 for animal shelters

    
    To old huh?
15. 2024-09-27 at 5:53 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
    
    people who live in free countries dont have limiters.

    
    The limiter is not a government mandate. It's a manufacturer decision to keep warranty costs limited. Freedom has nothing to do with it. I had the limiter legally removed when I upgraded from 111 C.I. (1818.96 C.C.) to 116 C.I. (1900.9 C.C.).
16. 2024-09-27 at 5:49 PM UTC in Best Camouflage?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Nigga…thats some kind of military word for wet?
    
    You don't do a very good job explaining if so.

    
    I'm not obligated to explain shit to you.
17. 2024-09-27 at 5:48 PM UTC in What is the meaning of life?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Im not a dyke

    
    Your also not 15
18. 2024-09-27 at 5:47 PM UTC in Japan fires at Russian jets in its airspace
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry do they have a higher or lower percentage of their women who are willing or able or would given a chance for mOney fuck dogs and lick dog asshoels than in other places tho?

    
    Die
19. 2024-09-27 at 5:05 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Whippets
20. 2024-09-27 at 5:03 PM UTC in Bounty: Kill SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am the real owner of thebrassmonkey.ca

    
    Speckles is mad at them. They only do karaoke now so his shitty metal band can't work there.