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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Did they have this game at the circus you invited him to?

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    Sophie is dead good riddance.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I talk about puddings and speedy goes off on a tangent about homoerotic fantasies he's had…

    Whatever floats your gravy boat homeslice…



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Objectively gay
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Edith is the problem
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh and lets not forget AMERICAN company NIKE also partnering with IT.

    "Nike responds to backlash over Dylan Mulvaney partnership, instructs customers to 'Be kind, be inclusive'"

    FOOKING GAEEEEHHHHH as me old mum used to say



    'MURICA…beer and sports…and trannies.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you see cock where I see old English dick, then you're gay.

    …and if any of you want to put some custard on my old English dick let me know.

    ⬆️Objectively gay
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anheuser-Busch is though…

    Anheuser-Busch Companies, Inc., American company that is one of the largest producers of beer in the world. It became a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch InBev in 2008. The headquarters are in St. Louis, Missouri.

    Stay in school kid.

    Oh and the faggot drinking it most definitely is "murican"

    It may have a building in the US but it is not American owned AKA not an American company. Not since 2010.

    Pick a better school "kid".
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    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix The native americans were here first

    All they have to do is take it back like the Jews did.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "females" spoken like an incel.

    Spoken like a closet English poof
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    Real men never walk away they make others walk away.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Meanwhile in America…


    InBev is not an American company silly English poof.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sorry dude, I'm straight.

    Most females are also sorry about that.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Anyone claiming they are not somewhat racist are fucking liars.

    I am not somewhat racist. No lie...
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irate US fat fuck alert.

    Yeah my 32 inch waistline is fat. 5' 10" 175 lbs. Try again limey puff.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    tldr
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Please shove your arm so far up my ass that you can touch my undigested food, Speedy. Pretty please? 👍⚘️💟

    I offer the following compromise to to your proposal. How about I kick you in the ass so hard you require 4 10 surgery.

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra you'd get in trouble for walking into a hospital and stabbing dead bodies regardless

    There are multiple criminal acts one can commit against a deady.

    2005 Arizona Revised Statutes - Revised Statutes §32-1364 Crimes against the dead; classification


    A. It is unlawful for a person, without the authority of law or as normally required to store, prepare, disinfect or embalm a dead human body according to standards of practice in the funeral industry, to mutilate a dead human body.

    B. It is unlawful for a person, without the authority of law, to disinter or remove a dead human body or any part of a dead human body from its sepulcher, grave or other interment site, or from the place where the body is awaiting disposition, with malice or wantonness or with the intent to sell or dissect the body.

    C. It is unlawful for a person, without the authority of law, to obtain or convert property that is located with or affixed to a dead human body or any part of a dead human body with the intent to deprive the decedent or the decedent's estate of the property.

    D. It is unlawful for a person to engage in necrophilia. A person engages in necrophilia by:

    1. Having sexual intercourse with a dead human body.

    2. Having sexual contact with a dead human body, other than the contact normally required to store, prepare, disinfect or embalm a dead human body according to standards of practice in the funeral industry.

    E. For the purposes of subsection D:

    1. "Sexual contact" means any direct or indirect touching, including oral contact, fondling or manipulating of any part of the genitals, anus or female breast by any part of the body or by any object.

    2. "Sexual intercourse" means penetration into the vulva or anus by any part of the body or by any object or masturbatory contact with the penis or vulva.

    F. A person who violates this section is guilty of a class 4 felony.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    British slang is objectively gay.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Thankfully for your owner (and you) there's always a fresh supply of illegal immigrants in Houston that ya'll have leverage over, so they end up being the ones that stick around for a long time, do a relatively good job or better, all the while being 'underpaid'. Because of their language barriers, and their poverty -stricken home country experiences, the $13/hour, from their perspectives, is being decently paid. Your company would rarely persuade an American citizen that was born here to stick around for long for that kind of money. If no illegal immigrants were in Supply it would be more cost effective for your company to offer a higher wage at that position so you wouldn't have so much employee turnover.

    Spoken like someone who has never signed the front of a paycheck.
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