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  1. Both have been a raging success if you take into account the average persons comfort and secure food sources as compared to 3000yrs ago.
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  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The owner is stingy…I had to "fight" him to offer $13…he wanted to offer $11.

    I get paid well though because I basically run the company while he's off enjoying his various homes around the country.

    He didn't get all those houses by being generous. America always been a fuck you I got mine country.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The owner is stingy…I had to "fight" him to offer $13…he wanted to offer $11.

    I get paid well though because I basically run the company while he's off enjoying his various homes around the country.

    Thankfully for your owner (and you) there's always a fresh supply of illegal immigrants in Houston that ya'll have leverage over, so they end up being the ones that stick around for a long time, do a relatively good job or better, all the while being 'underpaid'. Because of their language barriers, and their poverty -stricken home country experiences, the $13/hour, from their perspectives, is being decently paid. Your company would rarely persuade an American citizen that was born here to stick around for long for that kind of money. If no illegal immigrants were in Supply it would be more cost effective for your company to offer a higher wage at that position so you wouldn't have so much employee turnover.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb He didn't get all those houses by being generous. America always been a fuck you I got mine country.

    Many owners get all those homes while still being generous. The two positions / perspectives do not have to be mutually exclusive. However, it's never a good idea to reduce the dividends you pay your shareholders... so once you attain a certain amount... it has to be that amount or better going forward... or you get some really unhappy shareholders.
  5. Originally posted by WellHung Thankfully for your owner (and you) there's always a fresh supply of illegal immigrants in Houston that ya'll have leverage over, so they end up being the ones that stick around for a long time, do a relatively good job or better, all the while being 'underpaid'. Because of their language barriers, and their poverty -stricken home country perspectives, the $13/hour, from their perspectives, is being decently paid. Your company would rarely persuade an American citizen that was born here to stick around for long for that kind of money.

    Well the regular workers get paid more...they are making about $18hr...but you have to "prove" yourself to get to that level.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the regular workers get paid more…they are making about $18hr…but you have to "prove" yourself to get to that level.

    How accurate and efficient has Sylvester proven to be so far? Certainly seems like there's no doubts about his punctuality.
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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Both have been a raging success if you take into account the average persons comfort and secure food sources as compared to 3000yrs ago.

    From those perspectives, I could not agree more. I should have specified that humanity has failed at being adequately tolerant of the rest of humanity.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Thankfully for your owner (and you) there's always a fresh supply of illegal immigrants in Houston that ya'll have leverage over, so they end up being the ones that stick around for a long time, do a relatively good job or better, all the while being 'underpaid'. Because of their language barriers, and their poverty -stricken home country experiences, the $13/hour, from their perspectives, is being decently paid. Your company would rarely persuade an American citizen that was born here to stick around for long for that kind of money. If no illegal immigrants were in Supply it would be more cost effective for your company to offer a higher wage at that position so you wouldn't have so much employee turnover.

    Spoken like someone who has never signed the front of a paycheck.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Spoken like someone who has never signed the front of a paycheck.

    Please shove your arm so far up my ass that you can touch my undigested food, Speedy. Pretty please? 👍⚘️💟
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Please shove your arm so far up my ass that you can touch my undigested food, Speedy. Pretty please? 👍⚘️💟

    I offer the following compromise to to your proposal. How about I kick you in the ass so hard you require 4 10 surgery.

  11. Originally posted by WellHung How accurate and efficient has Sylvester proven to be so far? Certainly seems like there's no doubts about his punctuality.

    Yes indeedly , I do say
  12. Originally posted by WellHung How accurate and efficient has Sylvester proven to be so far? Certainly seems like there's no doubts about his punctuality.

    I just asked Edith how is he doing

    She said "He's slow and smells..."
    I said " what do you mean he smells..."
    She said "He smokes so he smells of smoke"
    I said "Edith, try to be professional, he seems like a good egg"
    she pulled her face at me.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Pops Why is Edith so stiff and rigid? Is she that unhappy with her husband's penis size?
  14. Originally posted by WellHung Pops Why is Edith so stiff and rigid? Is she that unhappy with her husband's penis size?

    She's not married, 30yrs old and still lives with her family (but then that's not uncommon for Hispanics). She used to have the hots for me..was always bringing me cakes and shit (she has a side business baking cakes etc) but I think she got tired of trying because it's rare for her to bring me baked delights anymore.

    Her spinsterish nature is probably at the root of her growing disgruntlement with the world...she used to be such a nice girl...
    .
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's not married, 30yrs old and still lives with her family (but then that's not uncommon for Hispanics). She used to have the hots for me..was always bringing me cakes and shit (she has a side business baking cakes etc) but I think she got tired of trying because it's rare for her to bring me baked delights anymore.

    Her spinsterish nature is probably at the root of her growing disgruntlement with the world…she used to be such a nice girl…
    .

    Did you decline her advances because you are not attracted to her, or because she is technically forbidden fruit? Or both?
  16. Originally posted by WellHung Did you decline her advances because you are not attracted to her, or because she is technically forbidden fruit? Or both?

    I was married at the time of her greatest advances...you know dem women love to chase a married man
  17. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    I found jigaboos place of employment and sent a fake resume , lets see if he rejects my application fuys

    i'm probably overqualified
  18. Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix I found jigaboos place of employment and sent a fake resume , lets see if he rejects my application fuys

    i'm probably overqualified

    Did you put a $50 in with it?
  19. Silly (slyvester) just said to me "where you from man" (racist).

    I said "England"

    he said "oh my mother has been to Belgium"

    ...
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  20. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Silly (slyvester) just said to me "where you from man" (racist).

    I said "England"

    he said "oh my mother has been to Belgium"


    average american lol

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