Posts by Speedy Parker

2023-04-14 at 7:31 PM UTC in 最後の雨

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

2023-04-14 at 7:22 PM UTC in Mass dead cow incident in Lubbock, Texas

Speedy Parker Black Hole

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2023-04-14 at 7:20 PM UTC in Mass dead cow incident in Lubbock, Texas

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Donald Trump Am I the only one making a Cult of the Dead Cow link?
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I haven't thought about them in over a decade.

2023-04-14 at 7:17 PM UTC in The Perfect Lawn Mower

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra is it just me or does fona look like he's progressively turning into a full-on neanderthal as he posts new videos

As usual it's just you.

2023-04-14 at 7:15 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Meikai This may shock you but I don't actually know who is and is not a wammin and I have a sneaking suspicion that I am the closest thing to one that yet remains on this forum. I cannot fathom what would possess an actual X-chromosomes-haver to ever post here. This is hell. Why are you here in hell? What could you possibly want from hell? No. No women on the internet, but especially no women on this shady degenerate part of the internet. It doesn't make dollars and it don't even make cents.

Speedy… treating me like I'm on of the gals… omg that made my dad haha. 😊

Speedy treating you like the self deluded tard you are.

2023-04-14 at 7:03 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Meikai Frala smells like sweaty pennies, Kafka is a murderer who molests children, DTE is a groomer who pushed her children into stripping, and CandyRein is black.

And you have fat knees.

2023-04-14 at 7:02 PM UTC in Do you hope Sophie is dead?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh… is that the reason why girls reject boys? It is a part of their sadistic nature? Or is it learned sadistic behavior?

In your case it's just out of disgust.

2023-04-14 at 1:57 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra

let's go lick the world.

should make a biden video thread

That's why he sniffs everyone. He wants to lick them.

2023-04-14 at 1:55 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Obbe

2023-04-14 at 1:54 PM UTC in Reminder

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by gadzooks OK, maybe I'm a tad out of the loop, but this thread makes me immediately think that Kafka is Sophie, right?

For all of Sophie's faults he was not stupid. No smart person could pretend to that stupid.

2023-04-14 at 1:46 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers "A dead pedo"? But you're still alive?

The only thing more pathetic than the butthurt I have caused you to feel are your attempts to insult me

2023-04-14 at 1:05 AM UTC in 最後の雨

Speedy Parker Black Hole

⬆️ wonders why he is a virgin

2023-04-14 at 1:03 AM UTC in Reminder

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers Speedy "Small Penis" Parker

Your butthurt is ancient

2023-04-14 at 12:59 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Obbe

2023-04-14 at 12:33 AM UTC in The Perfect Lawn Mower

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The rear discharge chute will cover ye in grass and Im not trying to bag every time.

Wear green shoes

2023-04-13 at 8:01 PM UTC in Sophie's best moments

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers Speedy "Pathetic Faggot" Parker

I bet the 12 year olds laughed

2023-04-13 at 2:45 PM UTC in Sophie's best moments

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers Calm down. Why do you claim something so grand when you have no proof? Do you have an obituary? NO. It's just baseless rumors. Perhaps he took a break, he must have had his reason(s). I remember everyone else you mentioned, good guys. I also had arguments with Sophie but they were due to misunderstandings rather than actual arguments.

Originally posted by Speedy Parker Stop sucking his dead dick.

2023-04-13 at 2:43 PM UTC in Sophie's best moments

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Michael Myers No he isn't. Stop lying.

Stop sucking his dead dick.

2023-04-13 at 2:07 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Obbe

2023-04-13 at 2:07 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

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