Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-04-17 at 6:39 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you all are lame im going to go watch paki factory workers do dangerous works with no safety gears on jootube.

   
   
2. 2023-04-17 at 6:26 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

3. 2023-04-17 at 6:24 PM UTC in hottest chick ive wver seen on oldje
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Is that the only language you can speak, pleb?

   
   It's the language that gets me laid. Which one does that for you? Oh wait, you don't get laid.
4. 2023-04-17 at 5:14 PM UTC in The nogging continues
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   This guy can't even play Russian roulette right.

   
   I could see Bradley doing exactly that.
5. 2023-04-17 at 4:13 PM UTC in Change of plans
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I'm 28. Apart from products idk how my skin is like this because my diet is sugar.
   
   Early 20s I'd use Korean products which were probably a waste long term but they did give me glass skin. I'd use Image hyaluronic acid serum which was a waste bcus I still ended up having to get dermal fillers. I've been getting Botox since I was 22. I have always used Image Vital C cleanser so that's a winner. A phobia of radioactive decay means I get no sunlight. Rn using Elemis Pro collagen marine cream, Dr Dennis Gross overnight Retinol, mimi luzon gold glow serum, Skin Theory exfoliater, Kiehls spf face cream, vichy thermal water spray nd Dr Jart peels.

   
   It wasn't about you ya narcissistic cunt
6. 2023-04-17 at 3:50 PM UTC in Change of plans
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo This thread is pretty funny

   
   Almost as funny as a chair bound incel
7. 2023-04-17 at 3:45 PM UTC in American Herstory X
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

8. 2023-04-17 at 6:52 AM UTC in American Herstory X
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers We all know you can't read.

   
   When you reply in the name of others it only serves to highlight how truly alone you feel deep within yourself.
9. 2023-04-17 at 6:50 AM UTC in Later
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

10. 2023-04-17 at 6:49 AM UTC in Reminder
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Sophie is not a pedo.

    
    Your statement is only true if he's dead.
11. 2023-04-17 at 6:48 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A perpetual trifecta of fecal networking.

    
    
12. 2023-04-17 at 6:45 AM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I actually picture each member here as a different animal.

    
    So like wariat is a dung beetle, Bradley is a scrawny hyena, of course you cast me as a rat, Sophie was a slimy serpent, scron is a cross between Sid and the squirrel from Ice Age, Lanny is toy poodle with unexpressed glands which drags its ass across the carpet leaving brown streaks, Vinnie is a mosquito, you are plaid chameleon trying to hide on a paisley background, Aldra is like the owl from the old tootsie pop commercial who's wisdom only go three links before it jumps to conclusions, Bill Krozby was Daffy Duck and Goofy rolled into one, Well Hung is fat disgusting 3 legged bore with broken tusks and a missing tail, and Obbe is Eyore the donkey.
13. 2023-04-17 at 6:24 AM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine a lady walking by, dressed to the nines, sporting a blue crocodile Hermès Birkin handbag held aloft by her tail.

    
    Do you imagine there would be a hole in her skirt for the tail or would it just poke out under the hem?
14. 2023-04-17 at 6:23 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Like I said...
    
    

    Show MEEEOOOOOW!
15. 2023-04-17 at 6:21 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny r u trying to show you're nails or you're boobs.

    
    It doesn't have to be either or.
16. 2023-04-17 at 3:29 AM UTC in Bus time.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers It makes a major difference though. I can’t do one if I do the other first.

    
    By killing yourself, live streaming it, and pre-posting the link to the live stream you could easily and make it a suicide thread.
17. 2023-04-17 at 3:16 AM UTC in hottest chick ive wver seen on oldje
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Slim means smart in Dutch. Thanks for the compliment. ;)

    
    Too bad for you I was using English.
18. 2023-04-17 at 12:47 AM UTC in hottest chick ive wver seen on oldje
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Ramadan, putting the slim back in Muslim.
19. 2023-04-17 at 12:44 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe

20. 2023-04-17 at 12:44 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I just report what I see.