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Posts by Speedy Parker
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2023-08-01 at 12:05 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-08-01 at 12:04 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-08-01 at 12 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
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2023-08-01 at 11:57 AM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...
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2023-08-01 at 11:52 AM UTC in Lions & Tigers & Chinese Bear People OH My.No really these are real bears stop asking questions.
https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/chinese-zoo-forced-to-deny-bear-is-a-human-in-costume/ -
2023-07-31 at 4:39 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDash
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2023-07-31 at 4:38 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.
Originally posted by Bradley lol yall funny
i have a beard and am balding, I am 30. Of course I look like an old bald man, i have no wrinkles, my skin has good complexion and I can run a mile in 11 minutes, i can do about 16 push ups in one sitting (which isn't great) and about 50 body weight squats, i also do yoga, I just am bald bro. We equate balding with aging so yeah I look older than I am.
When I was 30 I could run 2 miles in under 11 minutes and leg press 650 lbs. Even my skin was in better shape at 45 than yours is at 30. -
2023-07-31 at 3:33 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.
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2023-07-31 at 3:32 PM UTC in I hope everything gets worse and I'd like to see it at it's worst.
Originally posted by Bradley the beatles aren't getting back together grandfather, i'm sorry that asian lady ruined your childhood, but it's been 50 years.
I was 8 when the Beatles broke up. The only reason I knew who they were at that time is that my mother had the Rubber Soul album in her collection.
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2023-07-31 at 3:27 PM UTC in Should Speedy Parker get ass raped?
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2023-07-31 at 3:25 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDashBradley is feeling so ronery
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2023-07-31 at 3:23 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.
Originally posted by Bradley "They said they would fix my nose but I told them not too cuz I wanna look like this weird ass troll that came up from under the bridge."
Nigga you don't have insurance lol
I've got full coverage, no co pay, including full dental and eye care, from both the VA and the state of Arizona.
No matter how many times you bring my nose up your life will always suck compared to mine and most others who apply themselves. -
2023-07-31 at 3:19 PM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...
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2023-07-31 at 1:51 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDash
Originally posted by Bradley and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."
and i said "ya he do that a lot."
Except he wasn't president when he said that. It was said during the debates. -
2023-07-31 at 1:26 PM UTC in I hope everything gets worse and I'd like to see it at it's worst.
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2023-07-31 at 1:25 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
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2023-07-31 at 4:45 AM UTC in Should Speedy Parker get ass raped?
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2023-07-31 at 4:43 AM UTC in My old ass lawyer screwed me
Originally posted by Bradley Why do you waste so much money suing people in small claims court with a 2500$ lawyer?
Bruh you're a good guy, but when it comes to money you're really kinda not good with money.
If you took half of the income you spent on chell's couch, chell in general, the entirity of this lawyer, all the dumb shit you buy, you'd have two fuckin houses lol
You have a section 8 pedo roommate
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2023-07-31 at 3:59 AM UTC in Nice little hustle I have come up with
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny those who are strong and masculine become bounty hunter, those who are weak become bounty gatherer.
those who are weak and feeble of mind and body, they become bounty scavenger, dumpster diving the internet for a tiny sliver of PI for meager rewards.
such is the ecosystem of the net.
⬆️Those who write shit are full of what they write. -
2023-07-31 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...Try it and I'll use your face to clean it up.