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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    When thet stop climate change I hope they do it on a warm clear dry sunny day with a 10 - 12 mph breeze. It would suck if the fixed it in February.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All 3 cousin Bills from the same uncle?

    Your questions just keep getting dumber.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think burning in hell for only five minutes scares people even more. Nobody wants to come out undercooked.

    No problem for you. You've been well done for decades.
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    Originally posted by mmQ With bacon?

    And grilled onions with brown gravy, mashed potatoes, and fresh green beans.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Think Speedy said once he had some Scots-Irish in him. Liver and onion pretty standard fare for hillbillies, especially us older ones. Ha Ha my kids think it's nasty.

    Yup, Irish, Sotch, German, Welsh... They stuff shit in organs or stuff organs in shit. Appalachia was largely settled by immigrants from those areas starting in the late 17th early 18th century. Half my family have been in the hollows of West Virginia going back to the early 18th century when my great great great grandfather from fathers mothers mothers fathers side immigrated from Ireland. His name was William Dennison. I have 1 uncle and 3 cousin Bills.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I think burning in hell for all of eternity spooks you a little bit let's be honest here.


    Ed Zachary, his entire spiritual belief system is based on fear and guilt.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nothing scares me.

    Then why do you cling desperately to your illusion of anonymity
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them." - Revelations 9:6

    Death has been fleeing me since 1967 when I kicked it's ass.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you, your honor. What's the best thing on your menu?

    My favorite is the liver and onions. But the BBQ is widely popular. The meats are smoked right on the patio. Fun fact, the old owner just stocked up on three pallets of split mesquite, about $1200.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never said I was afraid of him. You did.

    Oh you're scared...
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    Originally posted by Bradley I probably consumed like a thousand dollars worth of beer, potato chips, and salsa (I dip the chips in hot salsa), then I also let all my friends steal beer and gave away free black and milds to anyone who ever regularly sold me weed, just toss a couple in the bag with whatever they bought, mis ring up beer 4 packs as a single beer, lady got food stamps and three kids with her so I ring up like 2 out of the 7 items and call it cool.

    yeah I guess I did steal a little but I never stole cash and I never just walked off with merchandise, i just figured i'm sititng in this bullet proof cube in the middle of the night and if I want Doritos covered in Hot Sauce with a cold beer, that's part of the job.

    You're a narcissistic ne'er do well leach
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    Originally posted by Obbe Only someone who doesn't understand climate change would think that is a valid comparison.


    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Are you gonna pop your head in the kitchen every now and then and say "OH WHY HELLO FABULOUS HUMANS!!" and then walk down the line make yourself whatever you want to eat while you shoot the shit with the cooks are are you gonna just stay out the way for the most part? I know some owners like to be all hands on it can be annoying but its their business so obviously can do whatever the fuck they want

    I'm going to sit on the patio in my corner and hold court.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd like to see an episode of Hell's Kitchen with Speedy and Gordon Ramsey, that would be quality entertainment.

    I'd stuff his snotty face in the fryer so fast they would have to air the episode as a short before the Saturday matinee.
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Can you get a good price on chicken wings in bulk? If you make good wings and can sell them cheap this could go a long way.

    The source is cheap enough to sell them all day everyday for $.50 ea.
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    Which supports my prediction
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Who is that? Devo? Talking Heads ?

    Genesis
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    TLDC
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Demonstrated by your own action to be false.
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