Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-08-03 at 4:07 PM UTC in I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah, not the purpose of chaps…just as ramming an avocado up your ass is not the correct use for one either

   
   Vinny can probably not hold an avocado in his ass without standing on his head.
2. 2023-08-03 at 4:05 PM UTC in Hunter's Plea Deal Denied By Judge
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny couldnt even handle a little alcohol

   
   Are you telling us that along with all your other shortcomings you also suffer from alcoholism?
3. 2023-08-03 at 4:03 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it was made from recycled steel

   
   Perhaps... Perhaps not... Your comment, much like your existence, is pointless.
4. 2023-08-03 at 1:05 PM UTC in Getting tattoos done, on my nipples
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra wish I hadn't seen that

   
   Then my work ITT is done.
   
   /unsub
5. 2023-08-03 at 1:03 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project

   
   That made me snicker slightly.
6. 2023-08-03 at 1:02 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb I've got some liver one of my farmer friends gave me so maybe I'll cook some up. Problem is I'm about the only one here that will eat it.
   
   
   
   Sounds like my mix also.

   
   Try soaking it in a bowl of whole milk for a few hours before frying it.
7. 2023-08-03 at 1:01 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Time to break out the Fully Automatic Assault Weedwhackers
8. 2023-08-03 at 12:59 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Do you just sit there

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by frala I don’t sit either.

   
   Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.
9. 2023-08-03 at 12:57 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I had to look that up. In Austin? What do they just cook with gas?

   
   Hank Hill
10. 2023-08-03 at 12:56 PM UTC in Sophie is dead
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sophie alse be livin' in you're head.
    
    rental status unknown.

    
    ⬆️Day 10,967 and still dead...
    
    ...

    Show
11. 2023-08-03 at 12:53 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ All of the pieces at once. Everyone in hell are just evenly dispersed into every piece of charcoal that exists on earth, and they experience the neverending boredom and dread that comes with being sentient but also just being a piece of charcoal that will never experience anything other than that.

    
    At least they know they'll never end up on Rainey St in Arlen.
12. 2023-08-03 at 12:51 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shlomo parkers asssault cane was made from steel.

    
    It was made from iron ore it was made of steel
13. 2023-08-03 at 12:49 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Milk and liver…wow.

    
    When I read it that way it sounds even worse.
14. 2023-08-03 at 12:48 PM UTC in Hunter's Plea Deal Denied By Judge
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT y'all wouldnt get government assistance for longer than 6 mo. unless you were in work camps.
    
    its a step up not a lifestyle.

    QFT
15. 2023-08-03 at 12:47 PM UTC in Hunter's Plea Deal Denied By Judge
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of beta subservient man whi doesnt drive after a couple of drinks.
    
    jesus.

    
    Said the little yellow man with no car...
    
    
    
16. 2023-08-03 at 12:45 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    2% milk is like white water 🤮
17. 2023-08-03 at 12:44 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    
18. 2023-08-03 at 12:43 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Jameson Orange with club soda on the rocks served in a tumbler.
19. 2023-08-03 at 12:39 PM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Lets play a game, is this Mars or is it Arizona?

    That looks like Sedona. Sedona’s iron oxide rich red sandstone rocks are good visual analogs for the sandstone formations scattered around Mars
20. 2023-08-03 at 12:37 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    And the good weep