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I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.
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2023-08-02 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
if you cant see the utility and function of it than no amount of explanation will do it.
Utility and function doesn't = "Tactical"
And the utility and function of your man purse adds nothing to the utility and function of the "un manpursed" wallet.
Oh and your inability to explain it shows it doesn't actually have any tactical advantage -
2023-08-02 at 5:12 PM UTC
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2023-08-02 at 5:14 PM UTCI bet you buy "tactical" underpants too huh.
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2023-08-02 at 5:15 PM UTCknown to you as assless chaps.
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2023-08-02 at 5:17 PM UTCYou do know chaps are to be worn over other pants...right?
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2023-08-02 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.
I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.
They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.
He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay.
Could you help me get a job with false identification?
If that picture you posted once is really you, you look Eastern European. -
2023-08-03 at 2:09 AM UTCfuck yeah I play with papers like a bitch doing oragami.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Could you help me get a job with false identification?
If that picture you posted once is really you, you look Eastern European.
I am 1/2 German 1/4 French and 1/4 Finnish.
My mother and father were bother half German, my hairy ass father was half French, my mother was half Finnish, we have all been in this country since the late 1880s.
I know everything about ym family line (Except my father's father LOL we just go by word of mouth) -
2023-08-03 at 2:15 AM UTCi bullshit people and say i'm white trash "Fuck if I know" type shit, but i know what i am and where my family, we're actually Austrian on the german side but at the time it was all united before Hitler tried to make the world a better place, reuinited all of the countries, and then lost the second world war.
I feel bad for dude, all he wante dot do was kill jedis and make Germany great again.
(successful)
we need another one, i thought donald trump was the go to but then he kinda pussied out and lie daoub the elections and nigga u cannot be the president of a free country by making false election claims
i thin he should be hung for treason, but that's only if you ask me.
Polecat and Ricky will tag team his penis for the rest of their trailer park life. My Mom and like half this ocuntry too. -
2023-08-03 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I probably consumed like a thousand dollars worth of beer, potato chips, and salsa (I dip the chips in hot salsa), then I also let all my friends steal beer and gave away free black and milds to anyone who ever regularly sold me weed, just toss a couple in the bag with whatever they bought, mis ring up beer 4 packs as a single beer, lady got food stamps and three kids with her so I ring up like 2 out of the 7 items and call it cool.
yeah I guess I did steal a little but I never stole cash and I never just walked off with merchandise, i just figured i'm sititng in this bullet proof cube in the middle of the night and if I want Doritos covered in Hot Sauce with a cold beer, that's part of the job.
You're a narcissistic ne'er do well leach -
2023-08-03 at 4:21 AM UTCwhich guy from Austin Powers gets fired for faking his identity and stealing thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 6:35 AM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 12:19 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 1:25 PM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 1:29 PM UTCThe only chaps vinny wears the ones that rest their balls on his chinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 1:33 PM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 1:49 PM UTCI got so drunk ytesterday and felt sob ad, and pissed mystelf iin the bathroom and then fell asleep outside next to a fence where id ecieded to gall my ex up (who didn't answer) and then I just fell asleep and tried about being a loser but im a drunk gay guy everyone knows in the ghetto crying next to fence while holding a beer wiyhkncukels taped so they might actually heal soon and shit just cryin and then it starte[d raining ad 9i realized i pissed mysrelf so I Took advantage of a good thing and just kept standing there getting soaked in a downpour and then I came home, changed my clothes, my roommate asid something mean to me in spanish cuz he' sa piece of shit child molestor then i sat down and saw my dog had eaten all the rest of my weed but then i saw i had half a bowl of weed left in the pipe so i forgave him for it
i figure he likes weed the fuck am i do hit him for it? that didn't work on me
but like if he chews my cell phone i'm whoopin the fuck out of him cuz he don't need a phone he has like 48 toys
lost my debit card during this whole process too so I Put on lock the card -
2023-08-03 at 1:52 PM UTCand no the entire OP thread reference was to Fat Bastard in the movie "Austin Powers and the Spy Who Shagged Me" the one where it ends with him flying away in a rocket shaped like a dick but nobody actually calls it's a dick
anyway,
the fat bastard oepns up abous 2/3 in the movie and I THink they're like getting along in this scene and he asks him why he eats os much
and he says
"I eat so much because I Hate myself so much and I only hate myself so much because I eat so much."
replace eating with drinkng and instead of a fat scottish in a guilt, Trevor from GTA5 and it's me.
I didn't wanna give everyone false references so I made sure (i've never acgtually played gta 5)
my celebrity look alike -
2023-08-03 at 1:54 PM UTC
