Coming out of retirement

1. 2023-08-03 at 12:06 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Looks like the Asian dude is grooming the dog..and not in the good way
2. 2023-08-03 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Thank you, your honor. What's the best thing on your menu?

   
   My favorite is the liver and onions. But the BBQ is widely popular. The meats are smoked right on the patio. Fun fact, the old owner just stocked up on three pallets of split mesquite, about $1200.
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   • mmQ
3. 2023-08-03 at 12:11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.
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4. 2023-08-03 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How late is it open? What's the THEME? rowdy country boys? Hardcore biker dudes and zz top blaring on the JUKE?
5. 2023-08-03 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.

   
   Think Speedy said once he had some Scots-Irish in him. Liver and onion pretty standard fare for hillbillies, especially us older ones. Ha Ha my kids think it's nasty.
6. 2023-08-03 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by jerryb Think Speedy said once he had some Scots-Irish in him. Liver and onion pretty standard fare for hillbillies, especially us older ones. Ha Ha my kids think it's nasty.

   
   Pretty much everyone under 40 that I know also finds it nasty. I have to agree. I also despise onions so that doesn't help.
7. 2023-08-03 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Pretty much everyone under 40 that I know also finds it nasty. I have to agree. I also despise onions so that doesn't help.

   
   I don't know many even over 40 that eat it, I ate it as a kid so that's probably why.
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8. 2023-08-03 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb Think Speedy said once he had some Scots-Irish in him. Liver and onion pretty standard fare for hillbillies, especially us older ones. Ha Ha my kids think it's nasty.

   
   Yup, Irish, Sotch, German, Welsh... They stuff shit in organs or stuff organs in shit. Appalachia was largely settled by immigrants from those areas starting in the late 17th early 18th century. Half my family have been in the hollows of West Virginia going back to the early 18th century when my great great great grandfather from fathers mothers mothers fathers side immigrated from Ireland. His name was William Dennison. I have 1 uncle and 3 cousin Bills.
9. 2023-08-03 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by jerryb I don't know many even over 40 that eat it, I ate it as a kid so that's probably why.

   
   With bacon?
10. 2023-08-03 at 12:32 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ With bacon?

    
    And grilled onions with brown gravy, mashed potatoes, and fresh green beans.
11. 2023-08-03 at 12:33 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have 1 uncle and 3 cousin Bills.

    
    All 3 cousin Bills from the same uncle?
12. 2023-08-03 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All 3 cousin Bills from the same uncle?

    
    Your questions just keep getting dumber.
13. 2023-08-03 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And grilled onions with brown gravy, mashed potatoes, and fresh green beans.

    
    And what's the IDEAL beverage to go along with it?
14. 2023-08-03 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Jameson Orange with club soda on the rocks served in a tumbler.
15. 2023-08-03 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard. I was thinking just a tall glass of cold 2% milk.
16. 2023-08-03 at 12:45 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    2% milk is like white water 🤮
17. 2023-08-03 at 12:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Milk and liver...wow.
18. 2023-08-03 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was just guessing I'm sorry fellas.
19. 2023-08-03 at 12:49 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Milk and liver…wow.

    
    When I read it that way it sounds even worse.
20. 2023-08-03 at 1 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    I've got some liver one of my farmer friends gave me so maybe I'll cook some up. Problem is I'm about the only one here that will eat it.
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yup, Irish, Sotch, German, Welsh… They stuff shit in organs or stuff organs in shit. Appalachia was largely settled by immigrants from those areas starting in the late 17th early 18th century. Half my family have been in the hollows of West Virginia going back to the early 18th century when my great great great grandfather from fathers mothers mothers fathers side immigrated from Ireland. His name was William Dennison. I have 1 uncle and 3 cousin Bills.

    
    Sounds like my mix also.