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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green what year did Google buy youtube?

    29SEP08
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Here they look narrow because they slope forward. I always have to roll them back. it's caused by scoliosis I guess. but when I straighten them out with proper posture I have very broad shoulders. this was taken on west 72nd across from the Dakota Building. I was SHTOOOPING


    That is at least 10 years ago and look at the hairline then. Broad shoulders to pour of one's neck like warm playdough.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Gaelic is just a derivative of English, but good effort.

    The Gaelic Celtic languages predate English by around 900 years you brain dead fagit.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› Wow is that how you treat your potential best future customers?!

    No, it's how i treat gay meth heads
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 9 of them eat freshly cooked meal every meal.


    Of rats...
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I'm thinking in a tactical sense, I like being somewhat close to the ocean. Ig you have access to it there via the river but idk if that's really as good.

    fresh water > salt water

    The "Midwest" contains more than 20% of the world's fresh water.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny her mileage is not excessive

    Get back to us when you've riden one regardless of the mileage.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont need a surrogate gun and a surrogate pair of kerambits to feel secure.

    Translation: I'm not allowed to own firearms and can't fight so I don't carry a knife.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› wow nobody has ever told me I would live that long! ive always considered 69 to be about my age limit which would make midlife crisis at about my mid 30's . I'm 30 now and suspect most of these high horse DHers have gone through their midlife crisis while I was still in school

    I was gonna make a thread about that but ill just post it here. bleat.



    if you robbed them right? right?

    I'm 61 and still waiting for midlife crisis. Maybe it'll happen if I ever stop living life.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm surprised if they allow private companies like repomen access to such a database, seems like a breach of privacy laws…great I guess if you are a repo man and a serial killer…see a sweet piece of ass, run her plates and get her address for later rapings and killings

    Bailbond agency have access to DBs not available to the public also.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The blue door would yield more wealth
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There are walking stick guns too.


    I'd rather have a sword cane. If I needed a cane.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The Midwest is geographical not sociological. The difference between say Ohio, Missouri, or Nebraska are like night and day.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like Michael has been fully corrupted and his sweet innocence is now lost forever…next stop is fucking a dirty black prostitute…good job niggas.

    I bet she charges him an ugly tax
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› Don't talk to Leonardo nad his beuatiful italiano chariza like that you lower caste! his rich italian blood knows CULTURE and TASTE more than your dogwater American mutt DNA !

    Go blow your brains out one hit a time loser.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant even behave with you're walking aid you want a gun ?

    I don't want a gun. I already have over 60 of them. You?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Could you round that up to a more simplified answer rather than "no"

    No
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Really depends on the degree of fatness, like a bit chubby with pretty face vs. Merkel's face on a good body I'd go for the chubster. But once we get into fat rolls territory I'd prefer fit burn victims.

    Which I feel kinda bad for saying, espescially since I'm no adonis myself. Nothing against fat girls, just not my cup o tea

    Then why are you with a fat ugly chick?
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Shut up, Wench and go make me some tea

    And you're still waiting on gg to bring your tea.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green I hit a car on my motorcycle face plant into the trunk of it. my teeth didn't get knocked out but they cracked. had a full face helmet on.. 8 years later I said fuck this expensive fix shit. and had them removed for a large partial. they're soaking right now. you can't wear them for more than 10 hours or so.

    I looked really young for my age but honestly when covid 19 hit and i was shut in, I gained a fuck ton of weight back. I was fat in my early 30s too. but this is the most I'v weighed since then.

    and when you have your front upper teeth pulled your face sinks in. I will have to get a bone graph if I ever can afford full on 4 or 6 which is realistic dentures that are bolted in your jaw. this is better because you don't lose facial bone which I have.

    i look like a 80 year old man now without my teeth. When I met Gigi 9 years ago in Class people thought I was still in my late 20s or early 30s. i'v aged 40 years in 9.

    Ces't la vie

    Lol I saw your pics on zoklet and you looked like fat death with no shoulders or hair way back then.
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