Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-08-11 at 12:11 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Meh
2. 2023-08-11 at 12:10 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Warning: This bacon is for advertising purposes only. Not intended for human consumption.
3. 2023-08-11 at 12:08 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green Ad bacon $2 more is what most menus would state

   
   Ad bacon? Is that advertising bacon?
4. 2023-08-11 at 12:08 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green "WITH BACON 7.00" NOT ADD BACON 7 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT IMPLIES 7 more dollars

   
   Shut up. Just really shut up.
5. 2023-08-11 at 12:07 AM UTC in Do you think 3d printed firearms are viable?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Sure glad I sold my Ghost Gunner 3.0 last month.
6. 2023-08-11 at 12:05 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker tldr

7. 2023-08-11 at 12:04 AM UTC in It’s my Birfday
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green Ill show mine if you show yours

   
   Yours oughta be just about where your belly button was 15 years ago.
8. 2023-08-11 at 12:03 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   tldr
9. 2023-08-11 at 12:02 AM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Ignoring reality won't make it disappear.

   
   Pretending won't make it appear.
10. 2023-08-11 at 12:01 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 I pointed it out before you

    
    You assume I read more than 5% of anything you type.
11. 2023-08-10 at 11:57 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 You're really gonna make your customers do "worth math problems" instead of just making it more clear
    
    are you gonna insult them too if they make a dumb comment like "OH THE BACON WAS ONLY $2 SORRY I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED IT" and you're just standing there with your eye twitching like YOU STUPID BITCH YOU WHORE DO YOU NOT KNOW MATH
    
    the service hospitality industry does not seem like your type of thing lol. I've never worked a kitchen or anything like that in my life , just a hotdog stand but I AM Serving it Right certified so I know a thing or two about how to treat a customer
    
    

    
    If your too stupid to figure out that avocado toast is 5 without bacon and 7 with I don't want you near my establishment.
12. 2023-08-10 at 11:56 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Obbe is being very practical while you are projecting your pretends onto him .
    
    to quote my man robert
    
    
    
    (i am not following this thread at all and am curious what obbes posts are regarding police funding but 10 fucking pages I will find it later) my unbiased opinion
    
    the horryfying results of my mental energy spent when im not on meth

    
    You assessment of anything is worth even less than his.
13. 2023-08-10 at 11:27 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe But I don't pretend that at all. You're just saying that as a defensive mechanism because I said something true and you felt it.

    
    See, there you go pretending again.
    
    You never done anything that made me feel anything.
14. 2023-08-10 at 11:26 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green "Add 7"

    
    OK let's go over some basic word math problems for the slower members of the class.
    
    If Johnny sold avocado toast for $5 without bacon charged $2 to add bacon what would be the total cost of avocado toast if you wanted "add bacon"?
15. 2023-08-10 at 11:21 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe The real question is will you ever accept reality, and sadly I believe the answer to that question is that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Accepting reality isn't something you plan in doing one day, it is something you actively participate in right now. The future isn't reality, now is reality.
    
    You can only avoid death for so long. You like to pretend you will kick deaths ass.

    
    You like to pretend you can control the weather. You pretend your super power and I'll pretend mine.
16. 2023-08-10 at 11:01 PM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Don't need to be scared to accept reality.

    
    So when are you planning on accepting it?
17. 2023-08-10 at 11 PM UTC in I really don't like Glocks
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    
    .44 mag 1956
    .44 special 1907
    .44 LC 1871
18. 2023-08-10 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Hold your breath for a few days until it blows over
19. 2023-08-10 at 10:49 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green LOL it should be Bacon 7 dollars. Avacado Toast add 5 dollars. seems backwards, doesn't it. based on price

    
    5 without 7 with moron
20. 2023-08-10 at 10:48 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You said you were going to sell wings for 50 cents each.

    
    And?