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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah the only fish I actually enjoy is pan-fried walleye, and I haven't had Sierra Mist since I was a kid. When I go out to eat I drink water almost exclusively. In fact I had Dr. Pepper at the chinee buffet the other day and that was the first soda I've had in years. I just stopped like all soda for whatever reason. I'm exclusively water or beer or the flavored sparkling waters but definitely not mineral water.
  2. Originally posted by Pete Green I think i'll go buy some Smoked Salmon and make avocado toast. the avocados that are organic never ripen. I fucking hate that. they're so expensive. I have to buy the regular ones and make sure they're nearly ripe. I'v placed them in brown bags and still they won't ripen evenly this year as opposed to earlier years. don't know what the fuck is going on with these fucking things. Tillimook Sharp is the best. smoked salmon on avocado-cheese toasted garlic and onion bagel is fucking King!

    its crazy to me how places charge so much for it, like I can go buy avocados for $5 a bag right now and make enough toast to fill my fat ass up, sometimes I go for the rye bread toast thats an extra $1 at the diner

    but yeah avocado toast feels insane overpriced. If you're buying bulk avocado and it's like a main menu item like I know you don't get much meat per fruit but god damn it's always so much, fucking vegans. Egg on toast is way cheaper and more fillup
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Nah the only fish I actually enjoy is pan-fried walleye, and I haven't had Sierra Mist since I was a kid. When I go out to eat I drink water almost exclusively. In fact I had Dr. Pepper at the chinee buffet the other day and that was the first soda I've had in years. I just stopped like all soda for whatever reason. I'm exclusively water or beer or the flavored sparkling waters but definitely not mineral water.

    I am also not chugging cola much these days, pretty much all year since my meth binge I pretty much stopped drinking soda entirely, I just buy yogurt, milk and chips from the paki store (and a fuckton of lighters) they would probably think I became a health nut if I didn't look like a drugged out retard and buy so many lighters

    i have never had a point in my life where I didnt have a days oldje cola bottle laying around. I had to actually go out and buy this literally just so my gf can use it as a waterbottle when empty. I never heard of sierra mist but Im guessing it's similar to our "mountain mojo" types flavors here

    WOOP WOOP

  4. It'S SO GOOD HOLY FUCK I MISSED HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND FIZZ

    EVERY SIP IS AMAZING cola is literally drugs
  5. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah the only fish I actually enjoy is pan-fried walleye, and I haven't had Sierra Mist since I was a kid. When I go out to eat I drink water almost exclusively. In fact I had Dr. Pepper at the chinee buffet the other day and that was the first soda I've had in years. I just stopped like all soda for whatever reason. I'm exclusively water or beer or the flavored sparkling waters but definitely not mineral water.

    Dr Pepper is my choice but Im trying not to drink it as much because it bloats your stomach. which means you stay hungrier to fill it all stretched out.

    you get fat even from diet soda because you dont feel full and eat more.
  6. Originally posted by Pete Green Dr Pepper is my choice but Im trying not to drink it as much because it bloats your stomach. which means you stay hungrier to fill it all stretched out.

    you get fat even from diet soda because you dont feel full and eat more.

    Dr pepper is one of my favorite sodas , its a classic . Black Cherry soda is better though in my opinion. Y'all ever fucked with GINGER BEER???

  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You said you were going to sell wings for 50 cents each.

    And?
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green LOL it should be Bacon 7 dollars. Avacado Toast add 5 dollars. seems backwards, doesn't it. based on price

    5 without 7 with moron
  9. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 5 without 7 with moron

    "Add 7"
  10. Originally posted by Pete Green "Add 7"

    There should not be a 7 at all.
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker And?

    and then you looked at the price it costs per box im assuming and went "oh fuck , yeah nevermind"

    I mean we all would like to sell wings for 50c im sure but I feel like most of the time places only do that on special because it brings in a crowd so it doesn't matter what you sell the wings for if you can 2x profit the entire night just by getting them in the door even if you "lose money" on the wings

    like if you are just selling them essentially what you paid, It would make sense. I never see wing deals at any local joints I would probably take my girl out more if restaurants weren't so kiked . All the cheap bars closed during covid :(
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green "Add 7"

    OK let's go over some basic word math problems for the slower members of the class.

    If Johnny sold avocado toast for $5 without bacon charged $2 to add bacon what would be the total cost of avocado toast if you wanted "add bacon"?
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker OK let's go over some basic word math problems for the slower members of the class.

    If Johnny sold avocado toast for $5 without bacon charged $2 to add bacon what would be the total cost of avocado toast if you wanted "add bacon"?

    You're really gonna make your customers do "worth math problems" instead of just making it more clear

    are you gonna insult them too if they make a dumb comment like "OH THE BACON WAS ONLY $2 SORRY I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED IT" and you're just standing there with your eye twitching like YOU STUPID BITCH YOU WHORE DO YOU NOT KNOW MATH

    the service hospitality industry does not seem like your type of thing lol. I've never worked a kitchen or anything like that in my life , just a hotdog stand but I AM Serving it Right certified so I know a thing or two about how to treat a customer



    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› shuldnt it be Avocado toast 5
    (add bacon 2.00)

    I feel like it would be better even looking at
    add bacon 2.50

    than
    add bacon 7.00

    this almost seems like the bacon is $7 to add on the $5 toast. It takes your brain a second (maybe i have brain damage)
    I KNOWITS SUPPOSED TO BE 2+5 BUT THAT ASSUMES THE PERSON ORDERING KNOWS HOW TO ADD TWO NUMBERS or actually nah that's a fuckup because you gotta do math to realize the bacon is $2
  14. I was trained by the TOASTMASTERS INTERNATIONAL

  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› You're really gonna make your customers do "worth math problems" instead of just making it more clear

    are you gonna insult them too if they make a dumb comment like "OH THE BACON WAS ONLY $2 SORRY I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED IT" and you're just standing there with your eye twitching like YOU STUPID BITCH YOU WHORE DO YOU NOT KNOW MATH

    the service hospitality industry does not seem like your type of thing lol. I've never worked a kitchen or anything like that in my life , just a hotdog stand but I AM Serving it Right certified so I know a thing or two about how to treat a customer


    If your too stupid to figure out that avocado toast is 5 without bacon and 7 with I don't want you near my establishment.
  16. I pointed it out before you
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› I KNOWITS SUPPOSED TO BE 2+5 BUT THAT ASSUMES THE PERSON ORDERING KNOWS HOW TO ADD TWO NUMBERS or actually nah that's a fuckup because you gotta do math to realize the bacon is $2

    it's not that big a deal just change the fucking number it's actually bad design, you're really gonna die on this hill? and defend a obvious design flaw WELL IF THEY JUST DID THE MATH

    well if you just made your menu NOT SUCK nobody would NEED TO DO MATH WHEN THEY JUST WANT TO ORDER FUCKING FOOD
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› I pointed it out before you

    You assume I read more than 5% of anything you type.
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You assume I read more than 5% of anything you type.

    You assume that I care what anyone reads

    why do you think i'm POINTING OUT that I pointed out something.
    -_-
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    tldr
  20. more like can't read, no athletic abilities ability, english skills so bad you can't even write a simple basic menu (inb4 WELL I DIDN"T DESIGN THE LAYOUT) I already pointed that out

    I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
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