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The horrifying results of defunding the police

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Makes me think of those keychains I used to see in gas stations that say shit like "I can go from 0 - Bitch in 3.5 seconds don't mess with me" or "crochety asshole and damn proud of it's as if that's actually something to actually boast about.

    I mean there's certainly plenty of good times to be either of those but I don't know why anyone would brag about it being their default mode.
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  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    I always try to be nice and polite especially to people like store clerks. They deal with assholes all day for shitty wages and sometimes you can see in their face they appreciate you being nice and joking around with them.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Most of the time shit has not hit the fan. Most of the time there is no reason to be an asshole to other people.

    Sounds real comfy in your mom's basement. The real world is scarier.
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm scared of people.

    I know.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sounds real comfy in your mom's basement. The real world is scarier.

    you can help by wearing a mask
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe I'm scared of weather
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Don't need to be scared to accept reality.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Don't need to be scared to accept reality.

    So when are you planning on accepting it?
  9. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute.. you're a Spaniard.

    Gaelic is not Gaul undum bish
  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So when are you planning on accepting it?

    The real question is will you ever accept reality, and sadly I believe the answer to that question is that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Accepting reality isn't something you plan in doing one day, it is something you actively participate in right now. The future isn't reality, now is reality.

    You can only avoid death for so long. You like to pretend you will kick deaths ass.
  11. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb They want to get their moneys worth.lol

    My friends mom would bring cloth napkins and fill them and stuff them in her purse and in our pockets. Funny as shit. She would order us a coke while she would hit the bar with one plate when it's too busy for anyone to notice. Then rinse and repeat. Then we would leave with bulging pockets and her purse weighing a bunch. We would eat out in the car and then what was left over she found homeless on the way home and gave to them.

    But a very classy lady who wore goddy jedielry in the 80s. Beautiful tall blonde woman. Funny as hell but had a weird wicked side too.

    She was like a second mother to me.
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  12. Originally posted by Meikai

    I came here just to thank this post. I started chuckling when I saw the kid with the radio and said "Oh man that picture is exploitable as heck"

    i'm so sorry lmrao
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe The real question is will you ever accept reality, and sadly I believe the answer to that question is that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Accepting reality isn't something you plan in doing one day, it is something you actively participate in right now. The future isn't reality, now is reality.

    You can only avoid death for so long. You like to pretend you will kick deaths ass.

    You like to pretend you can control the weather. You pretend your super power and I'll pretend mine.
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You like to pretend you can control the weather. You pretend your super power and I'll pretend mine.

    But I don't pretend that at all. You're just saying that as a defensive mechanism because I said something true and you felt it.
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe But I don't pretend that at all. You're just saying that as a defensive mechanism because I said something true and you felt it.

    See, there you go pretending again.

    You never done anything that made me feel anything.
  16. Obbe is being very practical while you are projecting your pretends onto him .

    to quote my man robert

    Originally posted by Ghost WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE FEDS
    LEAVE YA ASS JUST DEAD
    why do y'all gotta pretend?

    Why you gotta be tense?

    Why do y'all gotta be pretends?

    (i am not following this thread at all and am curious what obbes posts are regarding police funding but 10 fucking pages I will find it later) my unbiased opinion

    the horryfying results of my mental energy spent when im not on meth
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker See, there you go pretending again.

    You never done anything that made me feel anything.

    Lying to yourself won't make your reality any less scary.

    Try accepting.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Obbe is being very practical while you are projecting your pretends onto him .

    to quote my man robert



    (i am not following this thread at all and am curious what obbes posts are regarding police funding but 10 fucking pages I will find it later) my unbiased opinion

    the horryfying results of my mental energy spent when im not on meth

    You assessment of anything is worth even less than his.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Ignoring reality won't make it disappear.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Ignoring reality won't make it disappear.

    Pretending won't make it appear.
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