Posts by Speedy Parker

2023-08-28 at 3:04 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Jobs are for poor people...

2023-08-28 at 3:03 AM UTC in WARNING: Fed Agents Stay Home Or Else..

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley I hate old men that repeat themselves when they're just dumb fucks with opinions.

As opposed to young dumb fucks like you with I'll informed opinions?

2023-08-28 at 3:01 AM UTC in "Deadliest Varient Covid Yet" to hit UK by October

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How about a bowl?

That's how vinny does it...

2023-08-28 at 2:59 AM UTC in Fona's weekend 8/26 - 8/27 2023

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Would fuck

Would sell tickets for people to watch you fuck it.

Let's talk numbers...

2023-08-28 at 2:58 AM UTC in Problem with my game controller not running correctly.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley I think it helps I'm only trying to play Tetris in Zelda on and Nintendo entertainment system f****** original Nintendo so it has a difference than playing hooking on newest Nintendo things I didn't say newest but you know what I mean I pretty much found out that I can play myself the games on any computer when I was in rehab and I got it to work on there and nobody could figure out how and anyway worst case scenario you just got to go get a new one and then when the new one comes clean off the old one and send that back hoping about some success

Broke ass gay white middle aged nigger playing video games on a system from the 80's...

2023-08-28 at 2:56 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Sunday Bike Day at 11 am. 2 hours before the band started.

2023-08-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in WARNING: Fed Agents Stay Home Or Else..

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I often walk right up to people and say, "You, sir, are a kook." Then I stare at them.

Talking to the mannequins is what got you fired from loss prevention.

2023-08-27 at 5:45 PM UTC in Hey mmQ. All Hallow's Eve..

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Originally posted by Pete Green I mean, I totally agree when you're in your 30s but I dont have bar money, Im twice that age and I dont drink anymore. but yeah, Covid isn't an excuse anymore. :( So instead I hang out online with losers half my age and watch shit movies in my dark room alone.

2023-08-27 at 5:42 PM UTC in It’s my Birfday

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Pete Green I was about to but then this

"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Speedy Parker"

comical in a way and how fitting from an admitted arsonist-for-profit.
our own little Lucky Larry

that's OK. maybe I'll come visit you Fona.. and you can just shoot it off since you're such a talented gun slinger

You've posted pics of your rotting flesh already Pauliwog.

2023-08-27 at 5:40 PM UTC in OH NO.. A DRUNK TEXTING TEXT THREAD

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Pete Green Waluigi is right. You're a Blow-hard. like a whale struggling on it's final voyage

Says the blowfish with the rotting digit.

2023-08-27 at 5:26 PM UTC in OH NO.. A DRUNK TEXTING TEXT THREAD

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Pete Green no go back to originally what you just said

I didn't say anything. I quoted two of your posts and posted an image.

How fucking dumb are you Pauliwog?

2023-08-27 at 5:24 PM UTC in Life Expectancy of Body Armor

Speedy Parker Black Hole

AR500 doesn't age

2023-08-27 at 5:23 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Fail!

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just take out the "shorts" part of the URL, and put in "watch" instead..

⬆️
Success

2023-08-27 at 5:22 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Scram would have been efficient. Just saying.

Originally posted by Speedy Parker

2023-08-27 at 5:20 PM UTC in "Deadliest Varient Covid Yet" to hit UK by October

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Meikai It really doesn't explain that though: they'd be killing off everyone in comparable timeframes, it's just that my way of doing things actually selects against rebels instead of selecting for their preservation for totally inexplicable reasons (well, they're totally explicable in the sense that it just flatters your ego, but it's inexplicable for them to care about that).

Practically eryone would become a rebel. Stick to things you know. Like highlighters...

2023-08-27 at 4:09 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kingoffrogs [video]https://twitter.com/i/status/1669712335483674627[/video]

fail

2023-08-27 at 4:08 PM UTC in WARNING: Fed Agents Stay Home Or Else..

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Pete Green there is no excuse for this racist banter. stand down now

Frogger

2023-08-27 at 4:07 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have just said vamoose.

Originally posted by Speedy Parker Away…

Go there…

And stay…

2023-08-27 at 4:06 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Real poor people eat Kraft Dinner three times a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. Sometimes they splurge and get extra creamy.

That's just coping dingbat.

2023-08-27 at 4:05 PM UTC in cold smoke causes listeria

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Pete Green When I was a kid a fucking crabbed pinched my big toe

The same one that is rotting off?

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