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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're way too good for us, Speedy.

    No talking in line 4406
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by SpectraL- Nice profile pic.

    Quiet 4406
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by SpectraL- Is a -SpectraL still a -SpectraL by any other name?

    So 4406 would have us believe.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ... a fat autistic 50 year old with flabby pecs, no shoulders, and a greasy dick.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The irish have always spoke english you ree ree
    Wrong,they spoke Gaelic.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's not a super exciting story.

    The US government made me an offer I couldn't refuse for my advertising agency, so they could basically use it for propaganda in the greater middle east. My agency (as an actual ad agency) was not remotely worth as much as they paid, it just happened to be well positioned for their needs. I would literally never be able to make that kind of money if I just continued to work and run it as a normal ad agency, plus I would spend the rest of my life grinding in unstable sandy shitholes, fighting local media consortiums and punching for shekels. So there was never any question about me taking the money. I made out like a bandit.

    Now the thing about working is, I am never going to work some wage slave job. It will never happen, and it's not even about the money. In my mind, my talents far exceed any normie job, and the whole reason I started my own business was because I hate working for retards. I've been debating doing something like becoming a travel blogger or one of those instagram fags who travels to places and takes pictures with a camera I don't even understand, then posts sponsored shit for money. Idk. Maybe if I got a job offer front a F500 company or something, and the pay compares to my own valuation for myself, then I might do it. But short of that, I won't work a job, I have "fuck you" money and I would probably go "fuck you" the 2nd time a retard boss fucks with me.

    You are full of shit
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I have to come back on this

    Is this a serious question? What guy doesn't jell up his dick in skin moisturizer or Vaseline or Vitamin A lotion regardless if he Jerks it or Not?

    you got a dried up corn husk going on down there?


    Edited: Not done yet

    I bet you're some creepy red headed step kid with freckles and smell like a boiled cabbage fart.

    With your eczema ass flaking all over the place.

    You grease your dick
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Example

    Sorry, but I work in mysterious ways.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Like my Mom.

    All white, no accent what soever.

    he also looks like he moisturizes his face at night like it's a dick.


    Why you take off Bill Krozby?
    So what you're really trying to tell us is that you moisturize your dick.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Totse
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, nothing resembling a personal god.

    If I had to use one word, I'd use "deist"
    You're wrong, I interfere in human affairs on a daily basis.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I am God.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Not enough paragraphs didn't read
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL *pulls Speedy Parker doggie treat from pocket*

    You don't scare me kid.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This thread is so full of failcon.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Mine gets a little better everyday.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those are coded messages from the BBS underworld.

    Quiet Acolyte
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm actually touched that you follow me around the boards like a love-sick puppy. When is our next anniversary?

    I know you need the attention. It's a public service to the reader of the community. A thankless task but somebody has to make you feel wanted.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, it doesn't say one syllable. It says two.

    Syllable Counter & Word Count - WordCalc.com

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    Character Count (betanumeric) 6
    Mean syllables per word 2.00
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    Content: Thames
    If a website said only straight men suck cock would you stick one in your mouth?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jame-ze

    Two syllables, Jack. What grade to you manage to make it to, in the end?

    Maybe two syllables when you walk around with testicles in your mouth.
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