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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL I’m not a fucking Lanny Alt? Did you miss my entire first thread where I proved my identity with screen shots from my ok Cupid and a photo of my hand? Even Enter was freaking out and commenting on the imgur photos asking where Lanny found this photo. I. Am. Not. Lanny.

    I never mentioned Lanny but thanks for outing yourself Lil sport
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Your empty posturing doesn't change your beta status

    Your keyboard does not touch reality
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL Wait… so which one am I? Lanny or helladamnleet? I’m having an identity crisis, help!

    That's not important. The important thing is this account is now cooked
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Excuse me?? I wasn't aware I have any other personalities.

    If you ask them nicely perhaps they'll introduce themselves to you
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, despite what I've been doing for a little while now, and would like to agree with that statement regarding prostitution, it can be argued it can harm the community because say married guy comes and sees someone who has an STD, contracts it, then brings it home to his wife/girlfriend/other prostitute… Now you're carrying it to others whom had no direct contact with that prostitute, and that could be one person or a dozen others,thus spreading the disease.

    That's where legalization comes into play to make things safer. If legalized, sex workers get tested regularly, there is regulation, and far less pressure on them to not use condoms and safe sex practices. Along with making it safer for providers all the way around.

    I also agree, Noone should be drinking and driving. Too bad you don't follow your own advice. Hopefully now you do.

    Truth
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny find them yourself fag

    Your comments don't change your pants size
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS This is like trying to be beta in the same room as your boss. Like… no matter how hot you think your shit is, he can still fire you. Acting out around authority figures is sad, beta behavior.

    The real sadness is that you view sporty as an authority figure
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny wrong

    Pics
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He doesn't "have sex" with them.

    want
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny edgy

    Fat
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL Haha holy shit I luld.

    Obvious alt is obvious
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL Okay you can think that. Even if you guys tried harder it doesn’t matter. I don’t send nudes ever in case I’m famous or in politics one day.

    Slam pigs don't get famous unless they sit on a cigar
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You just crossed a line, hunter.

    There are no lines
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist well that makes two of you then



    .

    There is no doubt about Jill's homosexuality.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny ohhhh, what an beta thing to say lol.

    Sure showing up all how in command you are, huh?

    I wouldn't be in command of this bowl of turds if they begged me
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Northern Lights is p dank. I remember taking a rip, probably too much, and walking down a short hallway to get to the couch and it felt like it was expanding out in front of me all shining style. I started walking like a retarded clown or something partly because it was fun and partly because I was fucked up. I dropped into the couch and it felt like I'd been sucked into a black hole and I was being crushed by gravity, but in a mostly good way

    Gravity is hell when you're fat huh?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL …and have at least three other personalities they are not even aware of.

    Thanks for including yourself
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic delete this plz



    Originally posted by greenplastic This is Cornelius Rutherford the Third. He calls himself the third because he was the third deity in the universe to ever make a million dollars by selling drugs. He sells drugs to some of the other deities, which pisses other ones off, so he constantly has to have his AR-15 by his side. His true form would be too difficult for us to understand (unless you were high on dmt) so he takes the form of a more psychopathic version of mash so that we are not terrified by his complexity. He'll sell you weed, meth, or mushrooms, but if you take any you will be at least 10 times higher than you ever have been on regular earth drugs.

    Anyways feel free to add to the list, if you are so inclined.

  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This thread is about the outrage concerning the consumption of meat. Please stick to the topic, kid.

    You and Jill like meat, dark meat.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i c.

    Out of bullets?
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