Posts by Speedy Parker

2018-02-28 at 7:27 PM UTC in infinityshock identity exposed

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader i c.

Out of bullets?

2018-02-28 at 7:26 PM UTC in NIS space deities collectable trading memes - collect them all!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Speedy Parker

Originally posted by greenplastic This is Cornelius Rutherford the Third. He calls himself the third because he was the third deity in the universe to ever make a million dollars by selling drugs. He sells drugs to some of the other deities, which pisses other ones off, so he constantly has to have his AR-15 by his side. His true form would be too difficult for us to understand (unless you were high on dmt) so he takes the form of a more psychopathic version of mash so that we are not terrified by his complexity. He'll sell you weed, meth, or mushrooms, but if you take any you will be at least 10 times higher than you ever have been on regular earth drugs.

Anyways feel free to add to the list, if you are so inclined.

2018-02-28 at 7:09 PM UTC in In 472 days...

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock you need to get out more

So tell us again why SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to have sex with.

2018-02-28 at 7:08 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock dont change the subject, fuckface. its time you put those purty lips of yours to good use and start siphoning the fuck butter out of my ballsack.

So tell us again why SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to have sex with.

2018-02-28 at 3:09 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL I use one of those old rotary card catalogs.

So you have a rolodex full of info on gay men. Is there something you want to tell us?

2018-02-28 at 3:07 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL You're very observant, kid. Here's a chocolate-covered, caramel-coated, licorice-centered, minted twizzle stick. Good boy. Now, sit down and shut the fuck up, before I decide to fry your motherboard like a sunny-side-up egg that's been on the stove an hour too long.

How many times have I heard that? Put your money where your mouth is or go suck Jill.

2018-02-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in You know what's annoying?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Homo.

Careful, you're slipping out of character.

2018-02-28 at 3:04 PM UTC in In 472 days...

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL That's crazy.

I know right? That's what I'm saying.

2018-02-28 at 3:03 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by MAL Yeah I know. I’ve observed that about you guys. But the difference is I don’t care. And I’ve protected my identity.

If that is the case how did I know you live in Canada?

2018-02-28 at 3:02 PM UTC in In 472 days...

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL But I only have 9,943 posts, you silly little bird.

Wrong, you have 9,943 + 17,621

2018-02-28 at 2:03 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL You seem kind of fixated on that one question.

Funny how you always respond to that question and he never does

2018-02-28 at 2:02 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by MAL I know. I don’t get it either. It was the worst time in my life less than a year after my dad died.

LOL Bill Krozby is your daddy

2018-02-28 at 1:59 PM UTC in In 472 days...

Speedy Parker Black Hole

... SpectraL has made 27,558 posts for an average of 58.38559322 posts per day. That is 2.4327330508 posts per hour or 1 post every 24.66361855 minutes.

These numbers represent a scenario where he hasn't slept in 472 days. So let's assume he sleeps an average of just 6 hours per day. This would mean his average posts per hour would be 3.2436440678 or 1 post every 18.497713912 minutes for 472 days.

While this is sinking in I have serious question. How do you think he does it? I mean is he rich like captain failfag with no irl friends or something else?

Discuss...

2018-02-28 at 1:35 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock Ill let you be my puppet. I'll fist your asshole up to my shoulder then use your mouth to masturbate with.

So tell us again why SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to have sex with.

2018-02-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in guy drives around san diego on a motorbike and says nonsensical shit to ppl

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 sounds of more threats!

predictions ≠ threats

2018-02-28 at 12:25 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock refer back to your OP.

think about that.

Originally posted by -SpectraL Such anger. Such rage. Beautiful.

DaGuru was a much better puppet. You should put this one back in the closet and dust off DaGuru.

2018-02-28 at 12:23 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL There's darkhunter, which is this faggot, and then there's TheDarkRodent, which is another faggot. Two dark faggots.

You're so much fun

2018-02-28 at 11:02 AM UTC in infinityshock identity exposed

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader your a little twigg.

Refer to the post you quoted

2018-02-28 at 11:01 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny

That's exactly what I imagined when I pictured you two .

2018-02-28 at 10:59 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by MAL No the entire budget for our site, projects our people are working on as well. But yeah…sure…. give me back my stapler if that’s what you think I do…

Powerful and attractive and with Bill Krozby? Lol

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