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2018-02-28 at 7:27 PM UTC in infinityshock identity exposed
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2018-02-28 at 7:26 PM UTC in NIS space deities collectable trading memes - collect them all!
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Originally posted by greenplastic This is Cornelius Rutherford the Third. He calls himself the third because he was the third deity in the universe to ever make a million dollars by selling drugs. He sells drugs to some of the other deities, which pisses other ones off, so he constantly has to have his AR-15 by his side. His true form would be too difficult for us to understand (unless you were high on dmt) so he takes the form of a more psychopathic version of mash so that we are not terrified by his complexity. He'll sell you weed, meth, or mushrooms, but if you take any you will be at least 10 times higher than you ever have been on regular earth drugs.
Anyways feel free to add to the list, if you are so inclined.
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2018-02-28 at 7:09 PM UTC in In 472 days...
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2018-02-28 at 7:08 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts
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2018-02-28 at 3:09 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2018-02-28 at 3:07 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts
Originally posted by -SpectraL You're very observant, kid. Here's a chocolate-covered, caramel-coated, licorice-centered, minted twizzle stick. Good boy. Now, sit down and shut the fuck up, before I decide to fry your motherboard like a sunny-side-up egg that's been on the stove an hour too long.
How many times have I heard that? Put your money where your mouth is or go suck Jill. -
2018-02-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in You know what's annoying?
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2018-02-28 at 3:04 PM UTC in In 472 days...
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2018-02-28 at 3:03 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms
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2018-02-28 at 3:02 PM UTC in In 472 days...
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2018-02-28 at 2:03 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts
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2018-02-28 at 2:02 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms
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2018-02-28 at 1:59 PM UTC in In 472 days...... SpectraL has made 27,558 posts for an average of 58.38559322 posts per day. That is 2.4327330508 posts per hour or 1 post every 24.66361855 minutes.
These numbers represent a scenario where he hasn't slept in 472 days. So let's assume he sleeps an average of just 6 hours per day. This would mean his average posts per hour would be 3.2436440678 or 1 post every 18.497713912 minutes for 472 days.
While this is sinking in I have serious question. How do you think he does it? I mean is he rich like captain failfag with no irl friends or something else?
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2018-02-28 at 1:35 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts
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2018-02-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in guy drives around san diego on a motorbike and says nonsensical shit to ppl
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2018-02-28 at 12:25 PM UTC in Straight up you cunts
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2018-02-28 at 12:23 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2018-02-28 at 11:02 AM UTC in infinityshock identity exposed
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2018-02-28 at 11:01 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2018-02-28 at 10:59 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms