Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-12-16 at 12:58 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I'd be willing to pitch 5 dollars if Lanny posts nudes.

   
   Ill pay 10 if he doesnt
2. 2018-12-15 at 3:03 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'm very careful with my thanks

   
   Why? Are you almost out of thanks. I have tons of the useless things cluttering up my user CP. Would you like some of them?
3. 2018-12-15 at 3:01 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cro Mango 18 hours due to jet lag from Boston -> Hong Kong.
   
   Same Q

   
   Never, sleep is for pussies. Why did you lie about going to hong kong?
4. 2018-12-15 at 3 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lol i had a look at gadzooks profile. we have a fairly similar number of posts that have been thanked, but he's thanked 800 posts while I've thanked 80. lmao. 10x difference! that's beautiful.

   
   So you get sexual pleasure from your thanks ratio?
5. 2018-12-14 at 1:18 PM UTC in If you had unlimited resources
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I would super glue Zanny an Lanny together by their prolapsed assholes.
6. 2018-12-14 at 1:16 PM UTC in Enroll in Zanick's school of spiritual wisdom, now offering advanced degrees in Karen Theology
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Can I have the film of when you all drink the kool-aid?
7. 2018-12-14 at 1:15 PM UTC in Bill Krozby dog pizzeria
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick you will always have to have a master.

   
   Which is why you have your sister.
8. 2018-12-14 at 1:09 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com just the name.. Mum: "We're having faggots and boiled potatoes tonight Ian.. tell your sista Molly and your brother Oliver a quick go and wash up..pip pip"

   
   Do you know how you fuck up a thread?
9. 2018-12-14 at 1:07 PM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Video is sulphuric acid in the petrol and a sheet of paper soaked in potassium chlorate around the outside.
   
   They're clamping down on sulphuric acid around here, because Muslims keep throwing it on British people.
   
   I don't think you can really beat a properly trained old fashioned Molotov thrower - that means throwing correctly (so you don't get petrol on yourself) and throwing hard enough that the bottle actually breaks (often they don't - a trick to make sure they do is to make a scratch with a knife around the bottle).

   
   "OK troops, today you begin your proper molotov cocktail throwing training." LOL
10. 2018-12-14 at 1:05 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny rush fans are fucking insufferable

    
    As bad as a fat gay programmers?
11. 2018-12-14 at 11:59 AM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think they are lies…no more so than the characters in Lord of the Rings are lies.

    
    The Lord of the Rings is presented as fiction and therefore is truth. The Bible is presented as nonfiction and therefore is a lie.
12. 2018-12-13 at 10:29 AM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i expect these things from soyaboy.

    
    Rice is the original soy
13. 2018-12-13 at 3:38 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra are you aware that he actually wrote and tried to sell a book called 'hitchhiked into conception'

    
    I am not. Of course neither is most of the human population.
14. 2018-12-13 at 3:36 AM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com I want him to tell us he was trolling about his daughter. why doesn't he just fess up

    
    Why do you want it so bad?
15. 2018-12-13 at 3:27 AM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Hes just sick of this place right now.
16. 2018-12-13 at 3:27 AM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cro Mango Yeah, as opposed to the real knee slapper TURBO ROAST SICK BURN of "hehehe beta cuck".

    
    Even weaker than your initial response is your need to be "one up".
17. 2018-12-12 at 7:42 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com He is coming back. When he does, no Man Made wars will compare. not all combined throughout history. the War of God's angels and Jesus against Satan and his minions will be more than any man can witness.
    
    it will be Cleaning house and reset for Earth and the Universe.
    
    A new Heaven and Earth will begin. REBOOT

    
    If you believe the lies in the Bible that will happen.
18. 2018-12-12 at 2:39 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know the prawns came from china ?

    
    Because they had slanted eyes and no sense of humor.
19. 2018-12-12 at 2:36 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I purchased a sizable bag of bay scallops for $6…some mussels in garlic tomato sauce for $4, and a decently sized bag of salad shrimp for $5. All were extremely delicious. Wut a bargain.

    
    Sounds great if you love stale frozen bottom feeders.
20. 2018-12-12 at 2:34 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee If you guys like goats so much you should try goat yoga!!😄

    
    I'd rather have goat yogurt.