Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-12-14 at 11:59 AM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think they are lies…no more so than the characters in Lord of the Rings are lies.

   
   The Lord of the Rings is presented as fiction and therefore is truth. The Bible is presented as nonfiction and therefore is a lie.
2. 2018-12-13 at 10:29 AM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i expect these things from soyaboy.

   
   Rice is the original soy
3. 2018-12-13 at 3:38 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra are you aware that he actually wrote and tried to sell a book called 'hitchhiked into conception'

   
   I am not. Of course neither is most of the human population.
4. 2018-12-13 at 3:36 AM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com I want him to tell us he was trolling about his daughter. why doesn't he just fess up

   
   Why do you want it so bad?
5. 2018-12-13 at 3:27 AM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Hes just sick of this place right now.
6. 2018-12-13 at 3:27 AM UTC in A million questions
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cro Mango Yeah, as opposed to the real knee slapper TURBO ROAST SICK BURN of "hehehe beta cuck".

   
   Even weaker than your initial response is your need to be "one up".
7. 2018-12-12 at 7:42 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com He is coming back. When he does, no Man Made wars will compare. not all combined throughout history. the War of God's angels and Jesus against Satan and his minions will be more than any man can witness.
   
   it will be Cleaning house and reset for Earth and the Universe.
   
   A new Heaven and Earth will begin. REBOOT

   
   If you believe the lies in the Bible that will happen.
8. 2018-12-12 at 2:39 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know the prawns came from china ?

   
   Because they had slanted eyes and no sense of humor.
9. 2018-12-12 at 2:36 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I purchased a sizable bag of bay scallops for $6…some mussels in garlic tomato sauce for $4, and a decently sized bag of salad shrimp for $5. All were extremely delicious. Wut a bargain.

   
   Sounds great if you love stale frozen bottom feeders.
10. 2018-12-12 at 2:34 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee If you guys like goats so much you should try goat yoga!!😄

    
    I'd rather have goat yogurt.
11. 2018-12-12 at 2:33 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Technically old people are entitled..they've usually earned stuff…payed their way in the world/proven themselves/contributed to society.
    
    MOON PERSON not so much…

    
    You are correct and not just technically. Entitled means you have a legal right to something. The problem is people have changed the way the word is used. It is used to often as an adjective to describe people who falsely believe the have the legal right to something.
12. 2018-12-12 at 2:29 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra Hitchhiker's Guide Into a Can of Chicken Soup Up My Ass

    
    FTFY
13. 2018-12-12 at 2:25 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra every time I see this in latest threads I read it in the old guy from Futurama's voice

    
    Good news everyone...
14. 2018-12-12 at 2:23 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm gonna be sexy as fuck when I'm older, all salt and pepper refinement. Hos can be hating up on the internet all they want, I'm gonna be cashing in on those daddy complexes like nobody's business.

    
    Only if the new sexy then is a fat old entitled faggot.
15. 2018-12-12 at 2:06 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cro Mango Because he is second in cuckedness to you, the ālpha cuck.
    
    What's your favourite kind of donut?

    
    That was weak even by your standards.
16. 2018-12-12 at 1:04 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Mewsik Of course I get this question … I think it’s been about 4 years now. TG I can’t go online to verify anymore.
    
    What have you lost in your life, that you wish you could get back?

    
    Time.
    
    Why is Zanick a beta cuck?
17. 2018-12-11 at 1:40 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cro Mango If you were to die where you currently sit, who would be the second person to find out about your demise?

    
    Probably my Father. Why do you believe the spiritual path that you follow?
18. 2018-12-11 at 1:36 PM UTC in Unban cupofcheer
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Explain.

    
    When did we start sharing secrets?
19. 2018-12-10 at 1:26 PM UTC in Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, has admitted to setting up an illegal meeting with Putin
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Bwahahahaha!
    
    Are you one of those people that thinks Trump was sent by God?
    
    Half the people? Seriously? Trump has an approval rating of about 38%, and that’s before all these court documents came to light over the last week, i bet its lower soon. Mueller is nowhere near done :-)
    
    I don’t know if you live your life vicariously through American politics, but no one here gives enough shits to do anything when he gets the boot. They’re gonna watch it happen like they did with Nixon and Clinton. Watch👀. You will be enlightened😁

    Bwahahahaha!
    
    Are you one of those people that thinks polls are accurate?
20. 2018-12-09 at 7:24 PM UTC in Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, has admitted to setting up an illegal meeting with Putin
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Coehn did not admit to setting up a meeting with Putin, legally or otherwise. He admitted to lying to Congress about the dates he worked on the real estate deal that never happened in Moscow.