Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-12-17 at 1:03 PM UTC in starcraft
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box im pretty sure she's working dude, you can ask her if you want tho

   
   It's cute how your crush on me has you following my posts.
2. 2018-12-17 at 1:02 PM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box try to post something without jacking yourself off and spreading your disgusting man juice everywhere, honestly, everytime I vibrate your dick starts leaking your weak ass man power.

   
   Your obsession with male on male sex says it all nancy.
3. 2018-12-17 at 11:27 AM UTC in starcraft
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you should have asked your mom for another life, a better one, beg for your abortion.

   
   Why don't you ask her for me when she is pegging your asshole tonight.
4. 2018-12-17 at 11:24 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box don't talk shit if you can't back it up, faggot.
   
   if you'd like i could cradle your balls

   
   A successful troll involves replying with comments relative to the conversation. Try one more time and type slowly so as not to confuse yourself.
5. 2018-12-17 at 11:22 AM UTC in A million questions
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cro Mango Where Eagles Dare by the Misfits
   
   Pancakes or waffles?

   
   Waffles.
   Niggers or spics?
6. 2018-12-17 at 11:22 AM UTC in starcraft
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box are you asian or something

   
   You should ask for a refund from your trolling instructor.
7. 2018-12-17 at 11:21 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc Its impossible to take that statement seriously coming from you. Not only are you one of the faggiest psychos I've ever encountered on the internet, but you live in San fagcisco, lol.
   
   
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   SanFran is the part of America that almost makes Europe look manly.
8. 2018-12-17 at 11:20 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I would but they're dead, lol.

   
   That's merely a faulty assumption on your part.
9. 2018-12-17 at 11:19 AM UTC in starcraft
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Ive not played starcraft in almost 20 years
10. 2018-12-17 at 11:17 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lol world war II didn't even happen

    Tell that to my relatives who lost limb and life fighting it.
11. 2018-12-17 at 11:02 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Europeans are much more beta than North Americans. Why is that? Because during the first half of the 20th century they sent all their beta males off to kill each other while the beta males stayed behind to make little baby beta males.
12. 2018-12-17 at 10:59 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Either way, I hope your credit card and xanax turn up.
    
    If I were the credit card and xanax fairy, I would hook you up.

    
    You're a cock fairy
13. 2018-12-17 at 10:53 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra inb4 you get into an argument with some dong a few years from now and they have enough information to take out credit cards in your name

    
    Shit, if they can get a credit card in my name that would be worth watching.
14. 2018-12-17 at 10:49 AM UTC in Ghetto Guy working the Bank
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Try not being a schizophrenic asshat to customer support and you might get further in life.

    
    Define further in life
15. 2018-12-17 at 10:41 AM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wrong.
    
    trainings are meant to adapt stupids to their purposes.
    
    the smart dont need trainings.

    
    You cant train stupid
16. 2018-12-16 at 2:37 PM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com to know it didn't happen. so we can then feel 0 sorry and blaze on his ass for utilizing his daughter for such a fucked up statement.
    
    You the websites captain or something?

    
    Are you nominating me for your leader?
17. 2018-12-16 at 2:36 PM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth If it is not taught, it is something that should be.

    
    If you can't throw a bottle full of fuel without catching yourself on fire you have no business on the battlefield. No training can fix stupid.
18. 2018-12-16 at 2:32 PM UTC in Unban cupofcheer
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I don't get it

    
    You never have and never will
19. 2018-12-16 at 2:31 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb I can't answer that.

    
    Then shut the fuck up and sit down.
20. 2018-12-16 at 2:31 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny fralala is an elegant southern belle. It's just impossible for any woman to resist my eddie shitter style charm.

    
    Fat is not charming