Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-12-17 at 11:02 AM UTC in UN Migrant Compact
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Europeans are much more beta than North Americans. Why is that? Because during the first half of the 20th century they sent all their beta males off to kill each other while the beta males stayed behind to make little baby beta males.
2. 2018-12-17 at 10:59 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Either way, I hope your credit card and xanax turn up.
   
   If I were the credit card and xanax fairy, I would hook you up.

   
   You're a cock fairy
3. 2018-12-17 at 10:53 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra inb4 you get into an argument with some dong a few years from now and they have enough information to take out credit cards in your name

   
   Shit, if they can get a credit card in my name that would be worth watching.
4. 2018-12-17 at 10:49 AM UTC in Ghetto Guy working the Bank
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Try not being a schizophrenic asshat to customer support and you might get further in life.

   
   Define further in life
5. 2018-12-17 at 10:41 AM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wrong.
   
   trainings are meant to adapt stupids to their purposes.
   
   the smart dont need trainings.

   
   You cant train stupid
6. 2018-12-16 at 2:37 PM UTC in Where is K-r-0-z
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com to know it didn't happen. so we can then feel 0 sorry and blaze on his ass for utilizing his daughter for such a fucked up statement.
   
   You the websites captain or something?

   
   Are you nominating me for your leader?
7. 2018-12-16 at 2:36 PM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth If it is not taught, it is something that should be.

   
   If you can't throw a bottle full of fuel without catching yourself on fire you have no business on the battlefield. No training can fix stupid.
8. 2018-12-16 at 2:32 PM UTC in Unban cupofcheer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I don't get it

   
   You never have and never will
9. 2018-12-16 at 2:31 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb I can't answer that.

   
   Then shut the fuck up and sit down.
10. 2018-12-16 at 2:31 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny fralala is an elegant southern belle. It's just impossible for any woman to resist my eddie shitter style charm.

    
    Fat is not charming
11. 2018-12-16 at 12:58 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG I'd be willing to pitch 5 dollars if Lanny posts nudes.

    
    Ill pay 10 if he doesnt
12. 2018-12-15 at 3:03 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'm very careful with my thanks

    
    Why? Are you almost out of thanks. I have tons of the useless things cluttering up my user CP. Would you like some of them?
13. 2018-12-15 at 3:01 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cro Mango 18 hours due to jet lag from Boston -> Hong Kong.
    
    Same Q

    
    Never, sleep is for pussies. Why did you lie about going to hong kong?
14. 2018-12-15 at 3 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lol i had a look at gadzooks profile. we have a fairly similar number of posts that have been thanked, but he's thanked 800 posts while I've thanked 80. lmao. 10x difference! that's beautiful.

    
    So you get sexual pleasure from your thanks ratio?
15. 2018-12-14 at 1:18 PM UTC in If you had unlimited resources
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I would super glue Zanny an Lanny together by their prolapsed assholes.
16. 2018-12-14 at 1:16 PM UTC in Enroll in Zanick's school of spiritual wisdom, now offering advanced degrees in Karen Theology
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Can I have the film of when you all drink the kool-aid?
17. 2018-12-14 at 1:15 PM UTC in Bill Krozby dog pizzeria
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick you will always have to have a master.

    
    Which is why you have your sister.
18. 2018-12-14 at 1:09 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com just the name.. Mum: "We're having faggots and boiled potatoes tonight Ian.. tell your sista Molly and your brother Oliver a quick go and wash up..pip pip"

    
    Do you know how you fuck up a thread?
19. 2018-12-14 at 1:07 PM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Video is sulphuric acid in the petrol and a sheet of paper soaked in potassium chlorate around the outside.
    
    They're clamping down on sulphuric acid around here, because Muslims keep throwing it on British people.
    
    I don't think you can really beat a properly trained old fashioned Molotov thrower - that means throwing correctly (so you don't get petrol on yourself) and throwing hard enough that the bottle actually breaks (often they don't - a trick to make sure they do is to make a scratch with a knife around the bottle).

    
    "OK troops, today you begin your proper molotov cocktail throwing training." LOL
20. 2018-12-14 at 1:05 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny rush fans are fucking insufferable

    
    As bad as a fat gay programmers?