Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-07-31 at 11:35 PM UTC in 9 year old Chinese Shaolin kid (ninja🐱‍👤)
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump

   
   Ok that bit at around 1:08 hurts my back to watch.
2. 2024-07-31 at 11:32 PM UTC in Hawaii?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Laser targets on their shoulders?
3. 2024-07-31 at 11:31 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   ⬆️Strong the TDS with this one is.
4. 2024-07-31 at 11:29 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The scriptures refer to times and places long before the bible was written.

   
   Nut what you quoted os prophecy of the future. Which was prophesied (written) when the current 7 continents exsisted. So we are right back to you not knowing cardinal orientation.
5. 2024-07-31 at 8:51 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The continents shifted during the Great Flood. At one time, there was just one continent.

   
   The bible was written long after the great flood when the current continents existed.
   
   

   What was Pangea?
   
   From about 300-200 million years ago (late Paleozoic Era until the very late Triassic), the continent we now know as North America was contiguous with Africa, South America, and Europe. They all existed as a single continent called Pangea.

   
   Source: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/what-was-pangea
   
   Well before the bible or mankind for that matter.
6. 2024-07-31 at 5:06 PM UTC in Hawaii?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
7. 2024-07-31 at 4:21 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The FBI and the CIA.

   
   You forgot the USSS
8. 2024-07-31 at 4:20 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The King of the North (Russia) will attack the United States will the full force of its nuclear arsenal and armies. This leads into the Great Tribulation and Armageddon.

   
   ⬆️Doesn't know he difference between up and down vs left and right on a map.
9. 2024-07-31 at 4:15 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 *Washington would be the highest priority civilian target if the government degenerates are technically considered civilians. Then wherever Elon Musk is living.
   
   It would be nice if they could just take out the satellites and take over the US with conventional warfare and not kill us all.

   
   Vote the way you always do dumbass, it'll happen. Or wake the fuck up and help take our republic back from the globalist traitors masquerading as legislators.
10. 2024-07-31 at 1:50 PM UTC in Terraforming Mars for what reason?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina like a gottdamm coxkroach

    
    ⬆️Admits I live rent free in his brain.
11. 2024-07-31 at 1:48 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Could they? Probably. But it would be suicide on their part.
    
    /thread
12. 2024-07-31 at 1:46 PM UTC in Paris Olympics 2024 is Babylon
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Remember when Stone and Parker had to back out of the Prophet Muhammad episode. they said Comedy Central told them they couldn't do it at the last minute yet they did it many times regarding Christ.
    
    Fucking bitches

    
    Episode 201, which one of the five episodes that isn't on HBO Max. They are “South Park” are “Super Best Friends”, “Cartoon Wars Part I”, “Cartoon Wars Part II”, “200” and “201”.
13. 2024-07-31 at 1:40 PM UTC in Need an online job? Apply today.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes How will u pay for this

    
    He'll pay for it one blow job at a time.
14. 2024-07-31 at 1:39 PM UTC in Real reason ATT wants to shut down copper
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Another cope mechanism utilizing low tier Bradley skills,

    
    Im hated here because I choose to be. You try like hell to be liked and still get hate.
15. 2024-07-31 at 1:38 PM UTC in BBC News presenter in court for CP
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Britfags gon fag
16. 2024-07-31 at 1:36 PM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I have all kinds of old shit I taped. a riot breaking out when the Ferguson shooting happened and people breaking windows and shit in San Francisco
    
    I got videos of shit load of cop cars while Im driving the back road in Oakland downtown with cops flashing
    
    I got a video of flashing light outside our window which when you freeze frame it, it has the stupid Reddit guy (or looks like him). I think it was Venus or Betelgeuse
    
    I have a video of a robbery that took place when I was walking back to my car (that happened 2 months ago)
    
    what do you want to see?

    
    Pics or it didn't happen
17. 2024-07-31 at 1:35 PM UTC in What do you guys eat for breakfast?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny he uses an App that tells him what failed nazi gay-chicken farmers he resembles the most

    
    You are a failed gay chicken farmer.
18. 2024-07-31 at 12:59 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny and then the last 5 was the dead shooter shooting Trump and hitting 3 other (killing one)

    
    Who did you vote for in 2016 and 2020?
19. 2024-07-31 at 12:55 PM UTC in Fuck Florida
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Because YOU and God know's what lives there

    
    Have you looked out your window through an honest lense lately.
    
    I feel like this is your view of America
    
    
20. 2024-07-31 at 12:43 PM UTC in The Vulcan Manifesto
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ITT a dumb parrot squawks for crackers with zero comprehension of the noises it makes.