Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-08-01 at 4:45 AM UTC in 510-935-5845
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley It went straight to voicemail

   
   Oh shit, you didn't actually call it? Oh fuck no.
2. 2024-08-01 at 4:43 AM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny AI will get shot just as soon as I can figure out how to jimmy the front door and into the server bay.

   
   Try sticking your pinhead in the keyhole and licking it's "tumblers".
3. 2024-08-01 at 4:39 AM UTC in Fuck Florida
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny All my friends smell like babies or weed

   Originally posted by frala lol I love you

   
   He loves himself, in public.
   
   
4. 2024-08-01 at 4:33 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   
5. 2024-08-01 at 3:46 AM UTC in 510-935-5845
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Elbow cant fuckin believe scronny gave you my number ugh

   
   He said you were his number two and he likes to take you in the dark.
6. 2024-08-01 at 3:34 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny STFU Jackoff
   
   She literally made that comment and it was on the News. you're just making shit up. Of course they mocked her on SNL MOTHER FUCKERR
   
   
   
   FUCK YOU

   
   Did Sarah Palin Say: 'I Can See Russia from My House'?
   2008 GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin did not say 'I can see Russia from my house.' That line originated with an SNL spoof.
   
   https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/
7. 2024-08-01 at 3:07 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny During the 2008 presidential campaign, VP candidate Sarah Palin said: "I can see Russia from my house."

   
   Wrong again dumbass. Talk about the Mandela effect. I see a pattern with your entire perception now. Your memories are a mumbo jumbo patchwork of real events and time lines piked high and deep with distorted memories which you confuse as and act as if they are fact.
   
   Your quoted post is a text book example of the Mandela effect. The famous line, "I can see Russia from my house.", was written by SNL producer Mike Shoemaker. Poehler and Tina Fey are featured in a fictional speech playing New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, respectively.
   
   
8. 2024-08-01 at 2:01 AM UTC in So dont forgive me for not asking but..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Yes you are.
9. 2024-08-01 at 2:01 AM UTC in y'all ever been in a public gas station bathroom before
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by BummyMofo

10. 2024-08-01 at 1:56 AM UTC in The olympics were then and is now still utterly decadent and extremely depraved.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 80% of my posts are made while taking a big stinky

    
    Explains the smell wafting from your phone.
11. 2024-08-01 at 1:54 AM UTC in Watching the Rocky series
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood never seen a single one

    
    You're life will not be altered either way.
12. 2024-08-01 at 1:53 AM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I changed my mind OP, you cannot

    
    
13. 2024-08-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in Maduro vs Elon Musk
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes

    
    Venezuela’s problem started in 2001. 2009 was another pivotal downward year.
14. 2024-08-01 at 1:48 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, Alaska is only about 55 miles away from Russia..that's not much more than my morning commute and I only have a 2.0L gas powered engine.

    
    Russia's closet airbases to Alaska are on Kotelny Island which is 1,895 miles from Anchorage and Elmendorf AFB. Or around Murmansk Oblast which even further at 3761 miles.
15. 2024-08-01 at 1:40 AM UTC in Maduro vs Elon Musk
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It's a whole lot weirder than they thought the 60's and 70' were at the time, that much is certain.
16. 2024-08-01 at 1:38 AM UTC in Watching the Rocky series
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Meh, it goes downhill with each movie. Just like most franchises in Hollywood. But the 1st two were pretty good.
17. 2024-08-01 at 1:37 AM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Already did in the title.

    
    Incorrect as usual. The title was;
    
    "So forgive me for asking but.."
    
    Which is not a complete sentence but a simple declarative phrase. There is no interrogative in the title.
    
    Do you ever get tired of being wrong?
    
    ⬆️See that is an interrogative.
    
    If you don't get tired if being wrong do you at least learn and grow when corrected?
    
    ⬆️ This is another fine example of an interrogative.
    
    Read, Know, Do.
    
    The more you know...
18. 2024-08-01 at 1:27 AM UTC in Needle possibly broke off I know my arm
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas Yes, I relapsed on IV. Anyway, I was about halfway in and and it just flew off. It looks intact, the small reservoir tip is still there. It's been close to an hour and I still feel alright.

    
    I think you mean to say prolapsed.
19. 2024-08-01 at 1:24 AM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Can I just ask a quick question?

    
    Fuck no
20. 2024-08-01 at 1:24 AM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley No one asked? Lol

    
    No one was talking to you. Lol