Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-23 at 2:06 PM UTC in Kanye for president 2024
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That was some of the best flying I've seen to date — right up to the part where you got killed.

   
   
2. 2019-07-23 at 2:01 PM UTC in What do you think the first 50 to 100 years of space travel will be like?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Jesus became the first man in space when the UFOs rescued him from a mob of angry jedis.
3. 2019-07-23 at 1:59 PM UTC in I'm going to start sleeping outside on Wednesday night...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I don't even have to go to those anymore because they found me a job.
   
   I just do it to network

4. 2019-07-23 at 1:58 PM UTC in Boris Johnson Prime Minister
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They've been running the world forever…it's why we have iphones and solar panels instead of bananas and mud huts.

   
   There really is some truth to that. Africa has more coastline than any other continent. It is a widely held belief that the first humans were from Africa. Yet no African nation has ever developed a "deep water" navy or explored the globe from those shores with a navy. On the other hand, Vikings.
5. 2019-07-23 at 1:55 PM UTC in I'm going to start sleeping outside on Wednesday night...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Wagecuck mentality

   
   You go to meetings because you are ordered to by a bureaucrat. Tell me again how free you are and what a slave I am.
6. 2019-07-23 at 1:01 PM UTC in What do you think the first 50 to 100 years of space travel will be like?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls written by?

   
   Your mom and the space between her legs
7. 2019-07-23 at 1 PM UTC in Boris Johnson Prime Minister
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I have no problem with brexit

   
   Then what?
8. 2019-07-23 at 12:58 PM UTC in Where am I supposed to smoke
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I'm a shit tossing monkey

9. 2019-07-23 at 12:41 PM UTC in Boris Johnson Prime Minister
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra he's actually insane to the point he should be involuntarily sectioned

   
   I sense a remainer...
10. 2019-07-23 at 12:39 PM UTC in The ammounts of times I was arrested was staggering
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat about five. And it usually happened around August each year once.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Wariat If I was arrested twice for fighting and did not start either fights, that shows you something. people who fight generally do not get arrested unless they are very effective at it.

    
    If you want to say your a bad ass be a bad ass and just say it. Don't whimper around the bush like a cuck.
11. 2019-07-23 at 12:35 PM UTC in I'm going to start sleeping outside on Wednesday night...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes you bought in to the corporate brainwashing. If you enjoyed an activity so much and knew money could be made from it…why do it for someone else?

    
    I'm just gonna leave you wondering.
12. 2019-07-23 at 12:32 PM UTC in Kanye for president 2024
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, hence AWESOME

    
    If you like chick flicks
13. 2019-07-23 at 12:31 PM UTC in Speedy Rodent
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist didn't sploo or enter dox speedy's fb once and he was about 25 or summing?
    
    
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    Yeah, that's it
14. 2019-07-23 at 12:31 PM UTC in I hate whites
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls slow porker does tubby

    
    Pro Tip: When attempting to anger another use insults based on truth.
15. 2019-07-23 at 12:29 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls slow porker

    
    I bet all your classmates got a giggle from that.
16. 2019-07-23 at 12:28 PM UTC in Where am I supposed to smoke
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Smoking is satanic and leads towards death and destruction
    Turn your life around and accept Jesus

    
    
17. 2019-07-23 at 12:25 PM UTC in Boris Johnson Prime Minister
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls why?

    
    Becasue
18. 2019-07-23 at 12:03 PM UTC in I'm going to start sleeping outside on Wednesday night...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's work, you are not supposed to enjoy it…that's why they pay you. The point of it is exactly that, to get paid $$. No one prefers to work over doing what they want.

    
    I held several positions I enjoyed so much I couldn't wait to get to work some days.
19. 2019-07-23 at 12 PM UTC in If I want to purchase a TV or found an abandoned small piece of furtnite and order an UBER
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    https://www.uber.com/us/en/drive/partner-app/phone-support/
20. 2019-07-23 at 11:57 AM UTC in Boris Johnson Prime Minister
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist All right Brits, is this good or bad? Don’t know a lot about the man. Will he continue to support brexit?
    
    All he needs is some hair gel, some styling, and he’d look like Trump😁

    
    He is Britain's last hope