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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee These men screaming at him are beyond fragile, standing on a shaky altar of masculinity, too insecure to do what Reese did: Unapologetically love a woman who everyone says is unworthy of love.' 

    ^This bit is ironic. In the end it was him that was too fragile , oui oui?
    Right...Except he loved a man...
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Spectral swooping in with an alternative profile to present some alternative facts

    1. Ad ad hominem
    2. Not SpectraL.
    3. If you disagree present your argument.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Trump spent 2 years building the US economy in order to make it capable of withstanding the strain of this trade war that must be waged. He stockpiled before engagement. That is sound strategic planning.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny uncivilized.

    civilized people ised these.


    Barbarians buy those from civilized people who work for substandard wages and can't afford them.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're like one of those dudes that always needs to show off what he's got because he's had so much less in his life. Like if you ever actually do start making more money one day, you're going to go into work and start bragging about how your cargo shorts only cost 50 dollars..

    but yeah I saw my old boss from when I was 17 when I was at heb (a grocery store for ya yanks) and he was chatting with the other managers and he had strapped around his arm his adult lunch box and it made me think of you lol

    I know a guy like that. He works at a pawn shop and everything in his house is from there. When you go to his house for the 1st time he has to take you through his double wide trailer that his dad gave him and tell you how much every piece of crap in his house cost him.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Low life dead. Next....
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion OK I now feel that I'm in the proper state of mind to tell my story.
    This fucking cunt showed me his settlement check for 81k- big smile like he just hit the jackpot.
    Basically he got this "settlement"because he rode his stoned ass bike into a car and "hurt his neck".
    He was very proud of the fact that the government still had to "Give me my section 8, gimme my foodstamps, gimme my fuel assistance, gimme my disability, gimme my phone,gimme my cable.
    At that point I said "that sure does sound like a lot of Gimme's,and he's like FUCK YOU! its the law I get everything I'm supposed to get.
    So then I made the mistake of saying "You people don't know how good you got it" then he got all up in my face calling me a FUCKING RACIST.
    This motherfucker spent 15 years in jail for armed robbery,he got out 5 years ago.He has been living off the tax payers ever since.
    He works two jobs under the table paying no taxes.
    Since I have known him he has had three major surgeries on his foot ,leg and back all for free.
    Does anyone think I could drop a dime on his ass,would it work? That fucker has got it way to easy and he is one UPEDDY nigger.

    Make the call
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist It’s legal for women to go topless in Ohio!

    Nobody wants to see Ohio women topless.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Also gook and nipper.

    Gook is Vietnamese not Japanese
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Close enough for our purposes.

    Will he need to be transported to the volcano by air, land, or sea?
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Correct, well most at least.

    My cancer was contained in one breast. I had it removed. Now I get a chest expander put in. It has a port and they will inject it with saline till it stretches the skin enough to accommodate my implant, then the implant will be inserted. He will also lift the other breast to match up with the new one. Andddddd, that’s how it works for me. No chemotherapy and no radiation treatments since it was contained.

    Then I’ll be back to myself with new perkier boobies 😁

    Have em both cut off and save on bras
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd sacrifice him to the lesser gods and drop him in the nearest volcano in a second.

    Exactly how far is that nearest volcano?
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein But you was fuqn her tho

    If shes so nasty you’re nastier putting your lil Mexican jumping bean in her

    “I was fuqn a dirty bitch who didnt take care of her kids”

    Because you just as nasty nigga

    lulz@lil Mexican jumping bean
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    On the bright side you will save on bras.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Kirk wouldn't last 5 minutes in a modern workplace before being busted for sexual harassment.

    Good thing being in contact with alien races cured humanity of that liberal nonsense by the 23rd century.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lanny is like Hitler, except Hitler had a nicer mustache and had a way better sense of style. I bet Lanny doesn't even own a single full length leather trenchcoat.

    Lanny is nothing like Hitler. Hitler actually convinced many people he was right.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If only there were some way to get into heaven and get rid of §m£ÂgØL at the same time.

    Earth without §m£ÂgØL...think about it...
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM I did. It was star trek.
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM It's a scientific organization in the universe TNG is in. It is a military organization in others.

    They don't pay their staff. Money is obsolete to everyone in the federation, and poverty has been eliminated. Healthcare and education are free.

    Everyone is elected. Aliens can vote within their local systems as well as for higher Federation positions. Unless you mean illegal immigrants, which I don't think there are any. People seem to be accepted into society almost immediately with seemingly little paperwork.

    Muslims I assume got mostly integrated into the rest of humanity. Religion on Earth is obsolete, but the individual cultures remain strong. Pretty much the best scenario. All the food, safety, and beauty, and none of the crazy ass religious types.

    You must have watched something and thought it was Star Trek.
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